Also if you are looking to meet someone irritating with only one foot in the real world and who only shuts up when she's got a cock or a nipple in her mouth then inbox me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fully housetrained.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If I'm lucky enough to get invited over for a cuppa tea, I always, to show my gratitude, come armed with a packet of finest custard creams

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

Ah. Nestlé.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, i'm unique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah. Nestlé. "

You ever fancied Minty's by Limelight?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I like to bring a tin of Quality Street to a meet

Basically, what I'm saying is - if you agree to have sex with me I'll bring Quality Street

The good stuff too, not just the shit coffee or hazelnut ones that I've left over Christmas

Deal?"

I've just run out of Quality Street so DEAL!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a wicked bacon sarnie and amazing cakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes been told i suck like a dyson and squirt like a fountain, if thats ya thing?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring me green and blacks chocolate and I'm any ones... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bring me green and blacks chocolate and I'm any ones... lol"

Oh and I have a fab ass apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I'm awesome at being just me....and I'm great st sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know never been told. Maybe I'll find out after Thursday. Should I take sweeties with me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my hat :p

I had a request of could i come over to a ladies house drop my hat off and pick it back up in an hour

he wanted to go but i had to put my foot down, I'm not a chauffeur!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Okay, so how many tins of Quality Street/Roses/Heroes am I buying?

It's after Christmas so I'll get them on discount. Sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wait, any Celebrations fans in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Times are hard everywhere, wouldn't you also get a discount on the Street?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to bring a tin of Quality Street to a meet

Basically, what I'm saying is - if you agree to have sex with me I'll bring Quality Street

The good stuff too, not just the shit coffee or hazelnut ones that I've left over Christmas

Deal?"

The coffee ones are the best, you nutter !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My smile and my ass but apparently I make a wicked brew according to my verification lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I like to bring a tin of Quality Street to a meet

Basically, what I'm saying is - if you agree to have sex with me I'll bring Quality Street

The good stuff too, not just the shit coffee or hazelnut ones that I've left over Christmas

Deal?

The coffee ones are the best, you nutter !!!!

They don't do the coffee ones anymore...and good riddance to them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer pink champagne truffles... You can place them on your naked body and I'll eat them one by one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to bring a tin of Quality Street to a meet

Basically, what I'm saying is - if you agree to have sex with me I'll bring Quality Street

The good stuff too, not just the shit coffee or hazelnut ones that I've left over Christmas

Deal?"

Mine is I won't stalk you if it doesn't work out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I prefer pink champagne truffles... You can place them on your naked body and I'll eat them one by one...

I've made a mental note of that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been told my USP is surprisingly not my booty but my uber sensitive permanently erect nipples...Galaxy selection box please since I've just finished mine

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By *aughty_kittyWoman over a year ago

finger licking good

i give out free pizzas on meets... i also supply therapist contact number as i have found most people on here are NUTS haaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like cake better , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I much prefer turkish delight...

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

im a good friend as well as a lover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am lucky, never had to offer a bribe to get a meet/sex.

My USP, is me, there is only one of me, I am unique.

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

i pinch all the strawberry and orange ones ..after that im done ...have the tin to yourself ! ..and enjoy !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is I can play the trombone.

Orange creams for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give great sex for an older man lol

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

i tried puttung the wife on ebay / no bids .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give great sex for an older man lol"

You're quite hot for an older man

I can bake cakes....

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

i like cakes lol and i am a sexy older man , can i have a cupper with my cake please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give great sex for an older man lol

You're quite hot for an older man

I can bake cakes...."

Why thank you young lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can type

Great !!! Can you also take "dick tation "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can type

Great !!! Can you also take "dick tation "

Seriously ??? Does that line work

I have words but I already have a bad reputation on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make mean chocolate cocks!!

Milk

White

Dark

Half and half

With popping candy

With marshmallows . . .

I get a bloke eating my knob easily

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By *Kgirl80Woman over a year ago

South Coast

"I make mean chocolate cocks!!

Milk

White

Dark

Half and half

With popping candy

With marshmallows . . .

I get a bloke eating my knob easily

This is very true. You also had no problem getting ladies to stick your cock in their mouths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can type

Great !!! Can you also take "dick tation "

Seriously ??? Does that line work

I have words but I already have a bad reputation on here

No of course not !!! LOL I just couldn't resist being corny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make mean chocolate cocks!!

Milk

White

Dark

Half and half

With popping candy

With marshmallows . . .

I get a bloke eating my knob easily

This is very true. You also had no problem getting ladies to stick your cock in their mouths

What can I say - it's a gift!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"erm my usp is im the size of a whale with massive tits.. a fetish to some, a guilty pleasure for others "

Oh yes!!! Definitely for me xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stockings, heels and Hedonistic pleasure is that enough ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

people have to PM me to find out mine

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By *couseratMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

My USP is that I am good snogger according to someone, also I looklike a TNMT if that floats your boat.

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By *ayandess1Couple over a year ago

bridgwater

Ours is that we are normal!

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