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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits
they dont claim to be cakes do they?"
Erm... they sit in the biscuit aisle and have cake all over them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits
they dont claim to be cakes do they?
Erm... they sit in the biscuit aisle and have cake all over them.
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yeahh, but they feel like biscuits on the inside |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Are there too many types of biscuits?
No. Though I think we are now into a hybrid / cross breeding programme.
Anyone for a Bourbon Fruit Shortcake?"
Shhh, there will be a purist out there that will call it monster food and claims it's all the fault of the EU.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone got any timber for me to reinforce this fox hole with?
I can see this going nuclear. Garibaldis have already been dissed, so nothing is sacred.  "
Does the fox hole come with Fox's Bisquits? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Has anyone got any timber for me to reinforce this fox hole with?
I can see this going nuclear. Garibaldis have already been dissed, so nothing is sacred. "
I've got the inside bit of the loo rolls waiting to go to recycling or for growing vegetables. Will they do?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Gets a shovel out and starts to dig a luxury fox hole for interested parties to shelter in.
I'm not sure Fox would like to be stuck in a hole?? 
Oooer Mrs!! 
A"
I'm sure you like to get stuck in a Fox hole. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Let's have a party in this luxury detached fox hole and eat biscuits to our hearts content whilst these scurvy lot cast reprehensible aspersion on things like Arrowroot "
Maybe we need the equivalent of the Millennium Seedbank for biscuits if people are going to eschew Arrowroot and Garibaldi?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake.
Coconut cake, it's the devils work"
I love coconut - those snowball cakes you used to get . Marshmallow coated with chocolate sprinkled with coconut - bloody lovely ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake.
Coconut cake, it's the devils work
I love coconut - those snowball cakes you used to get . Marshmallow coated with chocolate sprinkled with coconut - bloody lovely ! "
Ewwww filthy.
You're the devils imp!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I would banish Garibaldi biscuits or fig rolls and there is no such thing as unacceptable cake.
Coconut cake, it's the devils work
I love coconut - those snowball cakes you used to get . Marshmallow coated with chocolate sprinkled with coconut - bloody lovely ! "
What about the snowball biscuits? I bought some of those the other day for the kids but I did have a couple as they were irresistible. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes.
But there's never too much cake.
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JAAAFFFFAAAA CAKES
Ooh, you said it. The great debate, cake or biscuit?"
For VAT purposes the courts in the UK have ruled it is a cake. It was created as a cake-style biscuit but as a biscuit it attracts VAT.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who cares what they are they're Yummy
Do you eat them whole or do the full moon, half moon thing?
Straight in my gob whole   "
only the one??? u do surprise me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure one of Stephen Fry's research once settled the Jaffa cake debate...
They're cakes because the harden when they go stale whilst real propa biscuits soften.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure one of Stephen Fry's research once settled the Jaffa cake debate...
They're cakes because the harden when they go stale whilst real propa biscuits soften...."
Rusty would be unaware of this ... they don't last long enough with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get rid of jammy dodgers . Yer can't dunk them "
is that the ones with cream in or just the boring ones with that stuff that is supposed to pass as jam? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get rid of jammy dodgers . Yer can't dunk them
is that the ones with cream in or just the boring ones with that stuff that is supposed to pass as jam? The jam ones . The biscuit goes soft but that so called jam goes solid and glues to yer teeth "
dont like them ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now you can't beat a good plain chocolate digestive biscuit.
Rich tea can just do one.
could we have the milk ones please 
Both. Xx"
and those things I bought and left at yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a reason there are too many biscuits. It's so there's less chance of my favourite biscuits selling out, so I don't have to resort to murder. Democracy at its best! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a bit of suspect biscuit talk yesterday based on custard creams and ryvitas. "
ryvitas.... yeah, I'd rather eat the box, it'd taste better.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stick to your three main food groups candy kane, candy corn and mayple syrup."
I mixed buttery toasted bagels with maple syrup lately and goddamn... I no longer need a life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now you can't beat a good plain chocolate digestive biscuit.
Rich tea can just do one.
could we have the milk ones please
Both. Xx
and those things I bought and left at yours "
what were they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits
they dont claim to be cakes do they?"
biscuits go soft when they go off and cake hardens. jaffa cakes harden....
they even made a giant cake sized jaffa cake to prove it's cakeiness...ergo, cake =) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits
they dont claim to be cakes do they?
biscuits go soft when they go off and cake hardens. jaffa cakes harden....
they even made a giant cake sized jaffa cake to prove it's cakeiness...ergo, cake =)"
But if you leave a stale jaffa cake out for the day, it then captures moisture and goes soft again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stand up for jaffacake rights...I dunno why they are classed as second class biscuits
they dont claim to be cakes do they?
biscuits go soft when they go off and cake hardens. jaffa cakes harden....
they even made a giant cake sized jaffa cake to prove it's cakeiness...ergo, cake =)
But if you leave a stale jaffa cake out for the day, it then captures moisture and goes soft again lol"
then that leaves us in a self feeding never ending quantum biscuit/cake loop!
where's there a physisist with a keen baking habbit when you need one to get to the bottom of this! i won't sleep now man....ta =) |
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Its just THE BESTEST thing ever.
I'm not sure if its a kentish thing or a southern. But its loverly..honestly.
Iirc its a condensed milk and brown sugar ..heated then poured on a pastry base and cooled. Tastes so much better than it sounds. |
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