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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok you find UPS on the door with a huge box and on opening you find inside a Elephant with a label round its neck.
It says “congratulations you have inherited the magic Elephant lick your finger and place it on its forehead and whatever you say out allowed the Elephant will from then on shit it once a day”!
(bet you are impressed by this and all want one now)
So its your Elephant now what will you decide it bum drops?
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Ps it was going to be a magic monkey as it was snappier but you get more capacity with an Elephant. |
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Does it do this instead of shitting?
If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.
To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time. |
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"Does it do this instead of shitting?
If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.
To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time. "
Er er er .......... it does real shits at night and magic ones daytime. |
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"Does it do this instead of shitting?
If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.
To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time.
Er er er .......... it does real shits at night and magic ones daytime. "
I ask for a night time shit cleaner upper then  |
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"Does it do this instead of shitting?
If not I would ask it to shit. An elephant shitting just once a day would be easy to deal with. Have to buy a big litter tray though.
To have to deal with tonnes of shit as well as hawking all of its arse gifts would be a horrendous drain on my time.
Er er er .......... it does real shits at night and magic ones daytime.
I ask for a night time shit cleaner upper then "
You might need 2 if its had to wait all day. |
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I think money is the best option around £3000
Year supply = £1,095,000
Seems enough to look after it and hire a cleaner lol host as many parties as I wish in my mansion prepare for the red / blue / black / white room hahaha |
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