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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You would put up the profile above's bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mint imperial

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You would put up the profile above's bum "

A banana cake. Just for the irony.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Celery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Celery "

if allowed.......my penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Marrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nutella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chili sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ginger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Scrubbing brush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vicks vapour rub!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ginger"

An ice cube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ginger

An ice cube"

Pure honey x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ginger

An ice cube"

Some honey.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

vale

"ginger

An ice cube

Pure honey x"

pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vicks vapour rub!! "

ooh!! Mint sauce...on a leg of lamb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A scientific calculator.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A tin of spinach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A banana...how corny lol

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A banana...how corny lol

Her"

lol blueberry muffin for more corn

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

A message for the next guy saying 'look behind you!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stick of Brighton Rock

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Well lubricated finger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ivory candle

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

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pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

My Tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

lol why well lubricated? I gave him a stick of rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A DAB radio

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

lol why well lubricated? I gave him a stick of rock "

Which I assumed you'd been 'using' yourself so it was all lubed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

lol why well lubricated? I gave him a stick of rock

Which I assumed you'd been 'using' yourself so it was all lubed!

would be worn away if I used it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A DAB radio"

half a pound of lard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A DAB radio

half a pound of lard

a george foreman grill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a fab lolly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A DAB radio

half a pound of lard

a george foreman grill"

George Foreman.

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

George formby

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a fab lolly"

twister lolly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"George formby"

Ukulele

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another thread that's "turned out nice again"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"George formby

Ukulele "
me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cornetto

Her

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By *ave343434Man over a year ago

Bath

Goldfish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a fab lolly"

poppin candy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cornetto

Her"

Creme egg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a fab lolly

poppin candy

Peanut butter, crunchy.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Cornetto

Her

Creme egg. "

Light sabre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Torch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another thread that's "turned out nice again""

a main sail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A rowing oar...rolling up here

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A rowing oar...rolling up here

Her"

me too.... Rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh fuck... bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ginger nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A fistful of dollars

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Ginger nuts "

Whose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fistful of dollars "

A 6 shooter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cattle Prod.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"A cattle Prod.

A speculum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The complete works of Charles Dickens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ginger nuts

Whose? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The complete works of Charles Dickens "
book shelf

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"The complete works of Charles Dickens book shelf

A mobile, then ring it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fireworks...Catherine wheel

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Fireworks...Catherine wheel

Mrs muffin up mr muffin

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

BrightonSteve - a well padded, but very powerful spring. This is in the hope that his job involves sitting down and sitting still for long periods. I'd like to see him explain to colleagues why he is impersonating a jackinabox

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tina.. Rugby team

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a fab lolly

poppin candy

Peanut butter, crunchy."

snickers bar

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Tina.. Rugby team

Glad you didn't say ball. Mind you, I'm now picturing the camera showing them forming a scrum, then the camera pans to my face as they charge and I'm doing a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina.. Rugby team

Glad you didn't say ball. Mind you, I'm now picturing the camera showing them forming a scrum, then the camera pans to my face as they charge and I'm doing a

A loft ladder cos she's always in the Attic

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

lol why well lubricated? I gave him a stick of rock "
length ways or width ways?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

lol why well lubricated? I gave him a stick of rock length ways or width ways?

Either way so long as you do it first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listerine

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

A fist hahah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything she wanted

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Anything she wanted

i wish!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Enigmatic1

Stephen Fry, or at least part of him, because I imagine the meal out beforehand would be highly entertaining and we can all check on twitter to see if he would tweet whilst doing it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fist hahah!

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ouch

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By *lorious hole bs16Man over a year ago

Bristol

a'funny girl'.

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"A fist hahah!

ouch

Opppps sorry did I hurt you hunny

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Enigmatic1

Stephen Fry, or at least part of him, because I imagine the meal out beforehand would be highly entertaining and we can all check on twitter to see if he would tweet whilst doing it.

I can guarantee he would hunny altho if he tried to drag me under the pier there'd be hell on let me tell you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A fist hahah!

ouch

Opppps sorry did I hurt you hunny

"
no gain without pain

Strawberries

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Blue, bublegum flavour ice pole

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"A fist hahah!

ouch

Opppps sorry did I hurt you hunny

no gain without pain

Strawberries"

Cherries are far nicer!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A toilet brush

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still going strong I see

got to be bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breadcrumbs;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Half a dozen eggs

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well lubricated finger!

how kind..a fist

pmsl! Was meant for mr brighton! Damn for not posting it quick enough! Lol

lol why well lubricated? I gave him a stick of rock length ways or width ways?

I haven't given it a thought. Now you mention it,it has to be width. That will make a lovely smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Half a dozen eggs

Her"

mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A toilet brush "

Some money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An oboe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bee hive

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Bee hive

Thats a hairstyle innit heheh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bee hive

Thats a hairstyle innit heheh

lol not that kind

the buzzy kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything she wanted

i wish!

If you weren't so far away, I'd pop round and prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Rubics cube..stop chatting up the punters

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

One of her toys whilst kissing her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One of my toys while kissing him

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"One of my toys while kissing him

Sorry my bum is a one way street and that's an exit hole. But wouldn't say no to the kissing

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A lobster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of my toys while kissing him

Sorry my bum is a one way street and that's an exit hole. But wouldn't say no to the kissing

it's just a game,it won't actually happen. Can't imagine anyone taking a whole rugby team in their bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my toys while kissing him

Sorry my bum is a one way street and that's an exit hole. But wouldn't say no to the kissing

it's just a game,it won't actually happen. Can't imagine anyone taking a whole rugby team in their bum

A plastic banana case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A bee."

a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my toys while kissing him

Sorry my bum is a one way street and that's an exit hole. But wouldn't say no to the kissing

it's just a game,it won't actually happen. Can't imagine anyone taking a whole rugby team in their bum

Finger tongue toys you name it,

I could go on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One of my toys while kissing him

Sorry my bum is a one way street and that's an exit hole. But wouldn't say no to the kissing

it's just a game,it won't actually happen. Can't imagine anyone taking a whole rugby team in their bum

A plastic banana case."

a hand of bananas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One of my toys while kissing him

Sorry my bum is a one way street and that's an exit hole. But wouldn't say no to the kissing

it's just a game,it won't actually happen. Can't imagine anyone taking a whole rugby team in their bum

Finger tongue toys you name it,

I could go on

Remote control.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

his finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A toothbrush

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A toothbrush

Oh I see, you're supposed to quote whoever's arse you intend to insert an object into then.

Ok, being as I escaped after ma last post, you can try a Jumbo Toblerone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A fan. You may have noticed that not much thought went into that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A toothbrush

Oh I see, you're supposed to quote whoever's arse you intend to insert an object into then.

Ok, being as I escaped after ma last post, you can try a Jumbo Toblerone

should be the poster above but you don't get punished for choosing someone

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

North west

A trumpet! So she can make music whilst trumping!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A gloken...glochen...glockenspiel!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Tom Tom satellite navigation system.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A candelabra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A candelabra "

A large packet of chocolate digestives....plus crumbs....

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

A Vick inhaler

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Boxing glove

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A rubber duck

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By *agnumBeltranMan over a year ago

Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle of beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Soda syphon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hand full of lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Handful of marbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm lovely

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago
Forum Mod

Central

Seeing as youre easy going, it will have to be a sky remote, so there is a choice of entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ever you desire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What ever you desire!"

wire wool. Give it a good scrub up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seeing as youre easy going, it will have to be a sky remote, so there is a choice of entertainment. "

popcorn. Sweet and salty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some banana cake. For the irony value.

Whoa! Anyone else getting a feeling of de ja vu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some banana cake. For the irony value.

Whoa! Anyone else getting a feeling of de ja vu?"

whoo, that was freaky

bag of Saxa table salt. More irony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock, tongue, fingers your call

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My cock, tongue, fingers your call

I'm claiming all three. I made the rules,I can break them

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I'd like my bum to stay an exit only if thats ok

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A whoopee cushion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like my bum to stay an exit only if thats ok

should have stayed off the thread then

Candy floss. As you're a newbie I'll be kind

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I'd like my bum to stay an exit only if thats ok

should have stayed off the thread then

Candy floss. As you're a newbie I'll be kind

Aaaaw thank you...I've always wanted a sticky bum hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like my bum to stay an exit only if thats ok

should have stayed off the thread then

Candy floss. As you're a newbie I'll be kind

Aaaaw thank you...I've always wanted a sticky bum hehe

A half eaten worthers original.

That sticky enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like my bum to stay an exit only if thats ok

should have stayed off the thread then

Candy floss. As you're a newbie I'll be kind

Aaaaw thank you...I've always wanted a sticky bum hehe

A half eaten worthers original.

That sticky enough?"

we could be cruel and use molasses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock, tongue, fingers your call

I'm claiming all three. I made the rules,I can break them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bag of werthers original

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"The bag of werthers original

An iPad set to FaceTime!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bag of werthers original

A Scotch Egg

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bag of werthers original

A Scotch Egg

Gimp"
A bottle of scotch

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The bag of werthers original

An iPad set to FaceTime!

a clockwork penguin..with a fully loaded coil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The bag of werthers original

An iPad set to FaceTime!

a clockwork penguin..with a fully loaded coil "

My cock simples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The bag of werthers original

An iPad set to FaceTime!

a clockwork penguin..with a fully loaded coil

My cock simples

not much room left up mine. Be a bit of a squeeze

You may have a lizard tongue. Cos I think you'll enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything banana cake wants x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You all disappoint me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

air freshener

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vicks vapour rub!! "

Tommy Tiernan the comedian comes to mind after reading that! Hahahaha ! Go on Tommy ya mad yolk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You all disappoint me. "

you're getting my right arm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And me "

you're getting my left arm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seven brides and seven brothers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seven brides and seven brothers. "

A bunch of grapes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seven brides and seven brothers.

A bunch of grapes"
whatever takes your fancy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And me

you're getting my left arm "
Hope yer left arm is skinny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A size 10 up it

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A lettuce,

so I could say "thats jjust the tip of the iceberg,,"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A size 10 up it

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You must mean your boot . Or you would of said size 4

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"A mint imperial"

I would like to put my whole head up this ones bottom as Its one of the marvels of the world and I dont want to go abroad to see the other things like pyramids, waterfalls, great walls and what not.

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By *entAltCoupleCouple over a year ago

Dartford

The gear stick of my peugeot lol

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"The gear stick of my peugeot lol"

I had a peugeot once and it was a piece of shit. Its a silly name to try and spell as well so on that note.

Its not going to happen.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Boxing glove"
that fisting getting extream!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boxing glove that fisting getting extream!

An elephants tusk.

Then it'll be ivory in ebony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seven brides and seven brothers. "

have you seen the size of those brothers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boxing glove that fisting getting extream!

plenty of lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And me

you're getting my left arm Hope yer left arm is skinny

sorry,it's my wanking arm

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Boxing glove that fisting getting extream!

An elephants tusk.

Then it'll be ivory in ebony. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My tongue x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And to close.....a torpedo

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