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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thanks to the neighbours we are having to keep a low profile because they are spreading nasty gossip saying that Daz is pimping me out!!!

Isn't it utter rubbish that you can't even swing in your own home without being accused if being a prostitute......!!!!!!

Anyone know of any neighbour exterminators?????? LOL

Has anyone had any other problems with nosey neighbours and what did you do?? I mean it's even getting that bad that i am being called a dog beater too...grrr people that have been to our house know that i love our dog and would never beat her at all!!

Help!!! A bit of advice wouldn't go amiss right now fellow swingers xxxx

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"Thanks to the neighbours we are having to keep a low profile because they are spreading nasty gossip saying that Daz is pimping me out!!!

Isn't it utter rubbish that you can't even swing in your own home without being accused if being a prostitute......!!!!!!

Anyone know of any neighbour exterminators?????? LOL

Has anyone had any other problems with nosey neighbours and what did you do?? I mean it's even getting that bad that i am being called a dog beater too...grrr people that have been to our house know that i love our dog and would never beat her at all!!

Help!!! A bit of advice wouldn't go amiss right now fellow swingers xxxx"

go to the source ....and say you hope your regular bible and prayer meetings at the house are not disturbing them as you know the baritone and supranos can get a little loud ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you live in a stair,and they are below you? A wee flood from the washing machine would make you feel better....

Disconnecting the waste pipe works wonders lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

LOL i think i will tell them that, fucking fuckers...they setting off my tourettes lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you know the source, Report them to the police, or at least speak with the neighbours bringing in the term Slander into the conversation and that you will not hesitate to report them for such a thing if the rumours are not reversed.

W

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By *lutandhubbyCouple  over a year ago

west midlands

invest in a tube of superglue, (works wonders in door locks), lol. xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just tell the woman that if she don't stop spreading malicious lies about you you'll fuck her husband.

If you gonna be hung you might as well be guilty eh?

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It must be horrible having neighbours like that.We live in a 12 house terrace culdesac and most of ours know we're......er....a bit odd,lol.

We usualy tell anyone coming for a meet,if they can't find us,just ask for the swingers,lol.

When we had a couple over the other Christmas and they'd gone,I asked our next door neighbour if they'd had a nice Christmas.She said "Not as nice as yours by the sounds coming from your house,lol".Great neighbours.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have just four houses near us ... all good enough to take a parcel in or watch the house when away but all keep themselves to themselves just how we like it lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks to the neighbours we are having to keep a low profile because they are spreading nasty gossip saying that Daz is pimping me out!!!

Isn't it utter rubbish that you can't even swing in your own home without being accused if being a prostitute......!!!!!!

Anyone know of any neighbour exterminators?????? LOL

Has anyone had any other problems with nosey neighbours and what did you do?? I mean it's even getting that bad that i am being called a dog beater too...grrr people that have been to our house know that i love our dog and would never beat her at all!!

Help!!! A bit of advice wouldn't go amiss right now fellow swingers xxxx"

harold bishop

miss mangle

joe mangle

and of course BOUNCER lol

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By *im53Man  over a year ago

Boldon

having been a widower for 16 yrs

one of the women in my street said nice to see you got such a good social life now

I was not to sure if she was hinting for an invite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"having been a widower for 16 yrs

one of the women in my street said nice to see you got such a good social life now

I was not to sure if she was hinting for an invite"

Grasp the nettle and go for it.

You might get run over on the way home and wish you had,lol.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just tell the woman that if she don't stop spreading malicious lies about you you'll fuck her husband.

If you gonna be hung you might as well be guilty eh?

hehehe"

I would rather not shag him he's dutty hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You could always get a few guys around then take turns pissing through their letterbox

Before you do it though, make sure the postie has popped ther Giro through the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It must be horrible having neighbours like that.We live in a 12 house terrace culdesac and most of ours know we're......er....a bit odd,lol.

We usualy tell anyone coming for a meet,if they can't find us,just ask for the swingers,lol.

When we had a couple over the other Christmas and they'd gone,I asked our next door neighbour if they'd had a nice Christmas.She said "Not as nice as yours by the sounds coming from your house,lol".Great neighbours.

XXXX"

LOL i would love for our neighbours to be like that, but hey like the old saying goes revenge is a dish best served cold, and i can be cold when i have to be

I coul dpay some lil' kids to give them hell hahahahahahahaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We have just four houses near us ... all good enough to take a parcel in or watch the house when away but all keep themselves to themselves just how we like it lol xxx"

That is just what we do and still they like to make sure that we can't have a life without fear of being grassed up to the coppers!! hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You could always get a few guys around then take turns pissing through their letterbox

Before you do it though, make sure the postie has popped ther Giro through the door "

PMSFL i think i will do that, watch out for it on the news LMFAO xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It must be horrible having neighbours like that.We live in a 12 house terrace culdesac and most of ours know we're......er....a bit odd,lol.

We usualy tell anyone coming for a meet,if they can't find us,just ask for the swingers,lol.

When we had a couple over the other Christmas and they'd gone,I asked our next door neighbour if they'd had a nice Christmas.She said "Not as nice as yours by the sounds coming from your house,lol".Great neighbours.

XXXX"

OH and by the way we would LOVE to be your neighbours, cracking profile xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Our Neighbour till last year was a single fella... Used to pass all kinds of comments when we saw him.. We were sure as eggs are eggs he knew and kinda expected an invite...

Ugly son of a bitch though... and No Pretty wives nor even a girlfreind...

Come to think of it now... I'm wondering who he was hinting for... Oooerr!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Want me to sort em Lil trollop? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Want me to sort em Lil trollop? lol"

Yeah let the queen bitch sort 'em out, get ya firebreath out hahahahahahahaaaa

Love ya babes

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting

Think there is a little jealousy going on there!!!!

Offer to shag HER"!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Want me to sort em Lil trollop? lol

Yeah let the queen bitch sort 'em out, get ya firebreath out hahahahahahahaaaa

Love ya babes"

LMFAO...right no party for you this year missy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think there is a little jealousy going on there!!!!

Offer to shag HER"!!!!"

Knowing lil trollop she would....and teach her a trick or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a party... and invite em.

That rumour would soon stop eh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Think there is a little jealousy going on there!!!!

Offer to shag HER"!!!!"

ewwwwwww i just had tea hahahahaha

Well supper, but she is enough to help me throw up last nights tea hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Want me to sort em Lil trollop? lol

Yeah let the queen bitch sort 'em out, get ya firebreath out hahahahahahahaaaa

Love ya babes

LMFAO...right no party for you this year missy "

but but but but but but but i was just being honest hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Think there is a little jealousy going on there!!!!

Offer to shag HER"!!!!

Knowing lil trollop she would....and teach her a trick or two"

Even i have taste, well saying that i met you hahahaha

JOKING!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks to the neighbours we are having to keep a low profile because they are spreading nasty gossip saying that Daz is pimping me out!!!

Isn't it utter rubbish that you can't even swing in your own home without being accused if being a prostitute......!!!!!!

Anyone know of any neighbour exterminators?????? LOL

Has anyone had any other problems with nosey neighbours and what did you do?? I mean it's even getting that bad that i am being called a dog beater too...grrr people that have been to our house know that i love our dog and would never beat her at all!!

Help!!! A bit of advice wouldn't go amiss right now fellow swingers xxxx"

Just tell them what you are up to and invite them round for a drink

Dont think you will have a problem after that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knock her door and tell her straight lol...her face would be a picture....'I'm not a prostitue, I'm a swinger, and trust me darling...I love my sex life just as much as you love gossiping only my interests make me smile! :D'

That should put an end to it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Knock her door and tell her straight lol...her face would be a picture....'I'm not a prostitue, I'm a swinger, and trust me darling...I love my sex life just as much as you love gossiping only my interests make me smile! :D'

That should put an end to it xx"

LOVE IT!!! XXXXXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think there is a little jealousy going on there!!!!

Offer to shag HER"!!!!

Knowing lil trollop she would....and teach her a trick or two

Even i have taste, well saying that i met you hahahaha

JOKING!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx"

pmsfl....thats it "omar" is going back in the draw

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Think there is a little jealousy going on there!!!!

Offer to shag HER"!!!!

Knowing lil trollop she would....and teach her a trick or two

Even i have taste, well saying that i met you hahahaha

Noooooooooooooo that's minnnnnnnnnnnneeee

JOKING!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx

pmsfl....thats it "omar" is going back in the draw "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When i had parties i had more problems with the neighbours moaning about my guests nicking their parking spaces. lmao

strange lot round here though !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Errrm has my last post been deleted??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i garee with the post about bible class lmao or something equally inocent , at the very least i would be round at the door asking what they are playing at and i would def have a dog that hasent been fed for a while with me , use the term slander and a few other choice phrases , or maybe go down the opposite path ask them in sit them down and ask politely what its all about ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thank you very much for your advice. But like i said before revenge is a dish best served cold lol

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Our neigbors arnt suicidal enough to gosip about us, they see happy and hide

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you know the source, Report them to the police, or at least speak with the neighbours bringing in the term Slander into the conversation and that you will not hesitate to report them for such a thing if the rumours are not reversed.

W "

It's not a criminal offence, the plods'll do nuffink about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

u shud get a neighbour like mine rach

i walk to hers most days with lappy in tow and sit chatting in general chatroom on cam n she never bats a eye lid...

she did end up joining fab tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you know the source, Report them to the police, or at least speak with the neighbours bringing in the term Slander into the conversation and that you will not hesitate to report them for such a thing if the rumours are not reversed.

W

It's not a criminal offence, the plods'll do nuffink about it"

I wouldn't know tbh, but the threat of it may have them worry enough to shut up, as they too may not be aware if or not they can be charged.

W

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