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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

what character in a famous film would you like to be even if only for a day?

I would love to experience being Lara Croft...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Rizzo in grease

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Winnie the Poo...It turns me on when a girl gets Poo in her knickers...

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

helen mirren in the cook the thief his wife and her lover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"wounded soldier" (uncredited) in M*A*S*H

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Trinity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Godfather.

I will kill anyone who i dislike.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

the judge in kramer v kramer

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The Godfather.

I will kill anyone who i dislike.

"

You won't get the chance.... I'll unplug you!

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By *empnbunkCouple  over a year ago

south coast

"Maverick" in top gun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

marilyn monroe ...how to marry a millionaire ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

russel crowe in the gladiator

biggus maximus dickus

something goin on here got a thing about gladiators lol

I'm fuckin Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Godfather.

I will kill anyone who i dislike.

You won't get the chance.... I'll unplug you!"

Travis Bickle.......'You talking to me.....huh.... you talking to me!'

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"russel crowe in the gladiator

biggus maximus dickus

something goin on here got a thing about gladiators lol

I'm fuckin Spartacus"

Does Spartacus know?

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

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"I'm fuckin Spartacus

Does Spartacus know?"

Russell's very sensitive, so I'm sure he'll have noticed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"baby" from dirty dancing ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well as i was walking down derby last saturday daytime One of those "big issue" sellars said out loud----

That i look like "TOM CRUISE" lol.

had short hair n shades on,,

I thought now thats mission impossible! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always fancied myself as Captain Virgil Hilts...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

demi moore in ghost? so patrick swayze could kiss me.lisa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id rather be patrick swayze in ghost so demi moore can kiss me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cap'n Jack Sparrow ooh arrr me hearties

lmfao !!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like to be any woman thats played opposite ray winstone especially the ones that end up in bed with him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would like to be any woman thats played opposite ray winstone especially the ones that end up in bed with him"

Sigh!!! So would I...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

vin diesel in XXX,john.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanna be Lord Alan Sugar!! 4 one day.

All that money,,fancy cars etc etc.

oooooo bless ya.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wanna be Lord Alan Sugar!! 4 one day.

All that money,,fancy cars etc etc.

oooooo bless ya. "

You're fired!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Homer simpson cos he is soooo cool and marge floats my boat lol

Steve

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Donald Sutherland in kelly's Heroes

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wanna be Lord Alan Sugar!! 4 one day.

All that money,,fancy cars etc etc.

oooooo bless ya.

You're fired!!!

"

Cheers mate! Thank u its been a wonderful experiance.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Harry Hill ! lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

To be truthful it would have to be Lee Van Cleefe in any movie he was in cos he played them all the same.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jack Twist in Brokeback mountain...

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

Forest Gump .....life would be soooooooo simple and jenny was quite hot ....

or george c kaplan in north by northwest..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Count Dracula

but keep the curtains closed like

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By *atthew RichardsMan  over a year ago

J13 of the M5

Chef from South Park at the height of his Love Gravy prowess!

"Hello ladies, I have something to show you in my bedroom!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Forest Gump .....life would be soooooooo simple and jenny was quite hot ....

or george c kaplan in north by northwest..

"

Ohhh Forrest Gump..........brought a tear to a glass eye

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Dick Van Dyke IN Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.

Is that allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tiggerrrrr as love to bounce on top

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"

Dick Van Dyke IN Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.

Is that allowed?"

only as long as you can do that ridiculous cockney accent and look like a nun with a big un up her ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title. "

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

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By *udereMan  over a year ago

haringey

Drill seargent in full metal jacket ,so i could scream abuse at people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol"

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick "

Thought you would be a character out of Dude wheres my car...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

big willie wanka !!!!!

girls just love my chocolat !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Thought you would be a character out of Dude wheres my car...? "

Ha Haaaaaa took me a moment snogs! xx I just got that .... poor me

The film is called As good as it gets.

I adore Jack x

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

Dick Van Dyke IN Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.

Is that allowed?

only as long as you can do that ridiculous cockney accent and look like a nun with a big un up her ..."

don't mention nuns

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I would love to experience being Lara Croft..."

Id just love ta experiance Lara Croft lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick "

Chinatown with Faye Dunawaye

that lawyer thingy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

shirley temple in the good ship lollypop!! Hx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bet you're all humming it now!!lol!! Hx

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

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"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick "

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

[Removed by poster at 14/06/10 23:40:18]

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"

Dick Van Dyke IN Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins.

Is that allowed?

only as long as you can do that ridiculous cockney accent and look like a nun with a big un up her ...

don't mention nuns"

lmao.....sid james (Governor) in carry on up the kyber...tiffin time....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

welll seeing as no one else has said it !!!

Dirk Diggler !!! nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?"

Granny thinks of little else....... point me in the right direction .....

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?

Granny thinks of little else....... point me in the right direction ..... "

The alternative was The Shining...except it would be a car park and not a bathroom door....

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?

Granny thinks of little else....... point me in the right direction ..... "

grin!!

i'd be Janet from Rocky Horror - sweet innocent girl goes bad... and ohhhh how she likes it

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"

I'm fuckin Spartacus"

i wondered where he'd been...he was meant to be home for his dinner hours ago

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"

I'm fuckin Spartacus

i wondered where he'd been...he was meant to be home for his dinner hours ago "

He got tied up along the way!

ba-dum tishhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?

Granny thinks of little else....... point me in the right direction .....

The alternative was The Shining...except it would be a car park and not a bathroom door.... "

Im beginning to think there has been a conspiracy to keep me locked in Wales.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?

Granny thinks of little else....... point me in the right direction .....

The alternative was The Shining...except it would be a car park and not a bathroom door....

Im beginning to think there has been a conspiracy to keep me locked in Wales....... "

Yeah n stay there! lol (just joking) lol

Red dragon! lol

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By *prite128Woman  over a year ago

maidstone


"

I'm fuckin Spartacus

i wondered where he'd been...he was meant to be home for his dinner hours ago

He got tied up along the way!

ba-dum tishhhhhhhh"

jimmy tied him up before he had his wicked way with him... wow

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

"

Is Granny thinking of Easy Rider?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

would love to be Jack Reagon in The Sweeney....tough bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id love to be a "niteclub BOUNCER"

Names not down --"u not coming in" lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May West .... I'm the best come up and see me some time ....

Ok its late and got my silly head on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ooooooooooo ouch! lol

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By *atthew RichardsMan  over a year ago

J13 of the M5

She is bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun fun, oh the wonderful thing about "Tezger" is, she can really cummmmmm !

Maybe one day she will let me find out for myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah id love to be Tigger!! tigerrrrrrr lol

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

Ferris Bueller... as in the film "Ferris Bueller's day oof".

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?

Granny thinks of little else....... point me in the right direction .....

grin!!

i'd be Janet from Rocky Horror - sweet innocent girl goes bad... and ohhhh how she likes it "

ooh yes someone from Rocky Horror - is it odd that i want to be Frank 'N Furter though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Robert Armstrong as Salami....or Victor McLaglan as Spike in the 1928 movie...A Girl In Every Port

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just thought I would also like to be Raquel Welsh in 1 million years BC...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Audrey Hepburn or Sophia Loren in any of their classy films. Would love to be all smouldering and sophisticated. Why was I born with curls that make me look like the wild woman of Borneo! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of A Few Good Men?

Granny thinks of little else....... point me in the right direction .....

The alternative was The Shining...except it would be a car park and not a bathroom door....

Im beginning to think there has been a conspiracy to keep me locked in Wales.......

Yeah n stay there! lol (just joking) lol

Red dragon! lol "

As you've had me blocked since I disagreed with you once. Don't contact me via forums.... it's not really on to block me and insult me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack Nicholson in Something's gotta Give and another of his that I can't recall the title.

would it be "witches of eastwick" where he gets all 3 ladies lol

Nope ..... It will come to me but it's not Witches of Eastwick

Is Granny thinking of Easy Rider?"

Was Jack in that ? Wow ....ermmmmm nope ... well ... not the fillum x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Popeye Doyle .... French Connection

Rooster Cobern .... True Grit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chris.....Magnificent Seven

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id want to be "Sonic the hedgehog" for 1 day or perhaps "Mario" lol,,

now--

I like sonic the hedgehog,,,,,,i like mario,,,,but which is better?

ONLY 1 WAY TO FIND OUT!-

Fight!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol

no seriously id try to be mario hes rather cool!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Walker (Lee Marvin) .... Point Blank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id want to be "Sonic the hedgehog" for 1 day or perhaps "Mario" lol,,

now--

I like sonic the hedgehog,,,,,,i like mario,,,,but which is better?

ONLY 1 WAY TO FIND OUT!-

Fight!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol

no seriously id try to be mario hes rather cool! "

Iam not sure if this has been suggested before but are you related to Timmy Mallet

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By *bbandflowCouple  over a year ago

South Devon

You are talking class. Ergo ... you must be class. I love Audrey!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id want to be "Sonic the hedgehog" for 1 day or perhaps "Mario" lol,,

now--

I like sonic the hedgehog,,,,,,i like mario,,,,but which is better?

ONLY 1 WAY TO FIND OUT!-

Fight!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol

no seriously id try to be mario hes rather cool!

Iam not sure if this has been suggested before but are you related to Timmy Mallet "

Yeah "wacaday! wacaday! wacaday!----we're----------------Wide awake! lol

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are talking class. Ergo ... you must be class. I love Audrey!"

Yeah her from corrie,,,that hairdressers shop.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Always fancied being Batwoman - all that sexy leather...and being able to tease Batman

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By *aintmikeMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Austin powers,, baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Austin powers,, baby "

come on then beautiful stranger

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By *aintmikeMan  over a year ago

glasgow

helloooo,, baby,,groovie,, grrrraw,,

only we no,, it,s good to have friends who no how to laugh,,

for you,,xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"helloooo,, baby,,groovie,, grrrraw,,

only we no,, it,s good to have friends who no how to laugh,,

for you,,xx"

aw thank you, hun xxxxx

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool


"

Donald Sutherland in kelly's Heroes"

he was cool very cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carlito Brigante in Carlito's Way..but maybe without getting shot at the end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I`d love to play the chair that Sharon Stone sits on in "Basic Instinct".

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I`d love to play the chair that Sharon Stone sits on in "Basic Instinct". "

Now that is what I call original -

Thinking along those lines I would love to be the joystick in Tom Cruises F15 in Top Gun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I`d love to play the chair that Sharon Stone sits on in "Basic Instinct".

Now that is what I call original -

Thinking along those lines I would love to be the joystick in Tom Cruises F15 in Top Gun"

i would like to be uma thurmans yellow suit in kill bill.

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

In that case, Can I be Gina Gershon's right hand in Bound

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In that case, Can I be Gina Gershon's right hand in Bound "

I would so love to be right inside a sexy man;s mind - now we ALL know where I would be hiding, dont we?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In that case, Can I be Gina Gershon's right hand in Bound

I would so love to be right inside a sexy man;s mind - now we ALL know where I would be hiding, dont we? "

SORRY, no room in my mind...... its full of SHITE!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

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Plenty of room in my mind...please watch for the cobwebs though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the character i'd like to be has been in a few movies actually, i'd like to play god

..no delusions of grandeur here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the character i'd like to be has been in a few movies actually, i'd like to play god

..no delusions of grandeur here "

you cant! You are HER!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Plenty of room in my mind...please watch for the cobwebs though."

you got cobwebs around your private parts? hm, reminds me of the advert .... where the Carlsberg customer complaint department was dusty and cob webbed...

Good for you

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

My mind is not in my privates, I'll have you know.

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They rejected it as too simplistic...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the character i'd like to be has been in a few movies actually, i'd like to play god

..no delusions of grandeur here

you cant! You are HER!!"

hush! i already get enough pm's accusing me of accelerating myself into the role of a deity, you don't need to add fuel to their fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mind is not in my privates, I'll have you know.

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They rejected it as too simplistic..."

Touche - it indicates your balls are discerning, appreciative and... grateful?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the character i'd like to be has been in a few movies actually, i'd like to play god

..no delusions of grandeur here

you cant! You are HER!!

hush! i already get enough pm's accusing me of accelerating myself into the role of a deity, you don't need to add fuel to their fire!"

I just wondered where you would go from there lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the character i'd like to be has been in a few movies actually, i'd like to play god

..no delusions of grandeur here

you cant! You are HER!!

hush! i already get enough pm's accusing me of accelerating myself into the role of a deity, you don't need to add fuel to their fire!

I just wondered where you would go from there lol "

well, surely then i qualify to be your student?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"the character i'd like to be has been in a few movies actually, i'd like to play god

..no delusions of grandeur here

you cant! You are HER!!

hush! i already get enough pm's accusing me of accelerating myself into the role of a deity, you don't need to add fuel to their fire!

I just wondered where you would go from there lol

well, surely then i qualify to be your student? "

was wondering about a rhyming pair just then ... something like bitch adn witch lol

nice one!! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

clint eastwood in palerider ...would love to chuck some dynamite around....

seems great fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2...she was a bad ass in that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"clint eastwood in palerider ...would love to chuck some dynamite around....

seems great fun "

you are meant to say what you would like to be - not what you are doing already pmsl

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

jessica rabbit as im not bad im just drawn that way hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

minime in gold member his dick is as long as his leg nick name tripod

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"jessica rabbit as im not bad im just drawn that way hehe "

there is something about that rabbit, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"jessica rabbit as im not bad im just drawn that way hehe

there is something about that rabbit, lol "

you are meant to imagine being a character

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"jessica rabbit as im not bad im just drawn that way hehe

there is something about that rabbit, lol

you are meant to imagine being a character"

ok ok moaner lol.. maj sharpe then all that shooting and then back to the baracks to shag the heroine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"jessica rabbit as im not bad im just drawn that way hehe

there is something about that rabbit, lol

you are meant to imagine being a character

ok ok moaner lol.. maj sharpe then all that shooting and then back to the baracks to shag the heroine "

Are we talking Sharp or Sharpy ??????

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"jessica rabbit as im not bad im just drawn that way hehe

there is something about that rabbit, lol

you are meant to imagine being a character

ok ok moaner lol.. maj sharpe then all that shooting and then back to the baracks to shag the heroine

Are we talking Sharp or Sharpy ?????? "

nahhh not sharpy ..that is what that cpl called him the murdering rapist who bottled it at the forlorn hope ...glad he got shot in the end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mae west

"come up and see me sometime"

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"nahhh not sharpy ..that is what that cpl called him the murdering rapist who bottled it at the forlorn hope ...glad he got shot in the end "

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place


"nahhh not sharpy ..that is what that cpl called him the murdering rapist who bottled it at the forlorn hope ...glad he got shot in the end

"

ok ok its a good series i got the box set .........errr watched it once or twice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"nahhh not sharpy ..that is what that cpl called him the murdering rapist who bottled it at the forlorn hope ...glad he got shot in the end

"

He has not even read them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

love to be a PORN STAR!

obvisous reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"love to be a PORN STAR!

obvisous reasons. "

And so you shall be - lets work on that contract

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