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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
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"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
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Scorpio but i,m not obsessive or a twat. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
Scorpio but i,m not obsessive or a twat."
Just a killjoy?
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm a Stubborn arsehole but I'm crazy about an obsessive twat  "
Ooh that's supposed to be a sizzling match!! I have a lot of 'stubborn arsehole' in my chart too and am often drawn to obsessive twats or egotistical douchbags!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a Stubborn arsehole but I'm crazy about an obsessive twat
Ooh that's supposed to be a sizzling match!! I have a lot of 'stubborn arsehole' in my chart too and am often drawn to obsessive twats or egotistical douchbags!
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Haha this thread has made me chuckle x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
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Egotistic douchbag oh yeahhh!! The best one! |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
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Whiny bimbo? Me? whiny? or a bimbo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I should say 
Tell us
Ok but don't judge to harshly lol. but, Aquarius - Perverted psychopath I swear I'm not a psychopath  "
Just a pervert? That's good |
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Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with! "
Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised |
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By *o30Woman
over a year ago
Lincoln |
"Not sure I should say
Tell us
Ok but don't judge to harshly lol. but, Aquarius - Perverted psychopath I swear I'm not a psychopath
Just a pervert? That's good "
Well a few of the guy's on here are worth preving over lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I should say
Tell us
Ok but don't judge to harshly lol. but, Aquarius - Perverted psychopath I swear I'm not a psychopath
Just a pervert? That's good
Well a few of the guy's on here are worth preving over lol"
They definitely are  |
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"Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with! "
Enjoy the pleasure it gives you! Can I watch? Apparently I'm greedy. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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Egotistic douchbag oh yeahhh!! The best one!
Spoken like a true Leo....
Don't hide the truth they tend to be your best assets"
Exactly, if you've got it, flaunt it, and annoy the hell out of anyone who hasn't! !
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"Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with!
Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised"
Don't be silly giving yourself an unrealistic challenge and get your egotistical douchebag self out of here!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with!
Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised
Don't be silly giving yourself an unrealistic challenge and get your egotistical douchebag self out of here!!! "
Unrealistic challenges are the best challenges |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
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ooh I'm an attention whore too.....qui moi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am an annoying attention whore. Well there are people that live their lives by the stars so who are we to argue, if that is what is said then that is how things must be, unless you know otherwise |
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"Awkward fucktard joins the thread...sees people...avoids virtual eye contact...avoids any communication...doesn't quietly sit in the corner but talks to herself about how many twatty swingers are currently virtually surrounding her...then leaves to go and have an amazing wank and produce an immense amount of pleasure that none of these turds can provide her with!
Boom headshot! Haha challenge raised
Don't be silly giving yourself an unrealistic challenge and get your egotistical douchebag self out of here!!!
Unrealistic challenges are the best challenges "
Calm the ego, douchbag!!! haha! I'm a sucker for the Glaswegian accent but I'm not giving in...I'm an awkward fucktard remember!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
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Annoying aattention whore?
Me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I'm not going to deny being an annoying attention whore I think I pull it off quite well thank you. I agree with hers as well, I'm not gonna say which it is as she may just get a little "moody" with me |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Not sure what an emo is apart from the puppet? "
This is so hilarious - off wiki:
As a rule of thumb, a person described as "emo" (falling under certain behavior mannerisms and attire correlating with the subculture) will often be from a comfortable, middle-class background with liberal parents. All of this is irrelevant to an emo who will consider themselves misunderstood and repressed regardless of reality. Any urologist would say that these very emotional people need to be encouraged by the rest of society to help them jump off a bridge and stop taking up our public benches.
They all suffer from severe narcissism, leading them to believe that they alone know what pain is, and that no one understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever."
ROTFL!!! Love it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These crack me up - Gemini and proud!!
Aries - Selfish prick
Taurus - Stubborn arsehole
Gemini - Annoying attention whore
Cancer - Moody jerk
Leo - Egotistical douchbag
Virgo - Neurotic bitch
Libra - Flaky derelict
Scorpio - Obsessive twat
Sagittarius - Awkward fucktard
Capricorn - Greedy emo
Aquarius - Perverted psychopath
Pisces - Whiny bimbo
Scorpio but i,m not obsessive or a twat."
Same and I'm not either |
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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago
South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo |
Cusp - born whiny bimbo/selfish prick ... doesn't sound like me at all ... I'm greedy and I'll complain if I don't get what I want .. ok sounds a tiny bit like me but definitely not a bimbo or a prick |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Egotistical douchebag here. Although I was born prematurely so should have been a neurotic bitch. Maybe I'm an egotistical bitch or a neurotic douchebag?"
Maybe you will just become increasingly neurotic as you get older?? I think we can have more than one 'era' if we want! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure what an emo is apart from the puppet?
This is so hilarious - off wiki:
As a rule of thumb, a person described as "emo" (falling under certain behavior mannerisms and attire correlating with the subculture) will often be from a comfortable, middle-class background with liberal parents. All of this is irrelevant to an emo who will consider themselves misunderstood and repressed regardless of reality. Any urologist would say that these very emotional people need to be encouraged by the rest of society to help them jump off a bridge and stop taking up our public benches.
They all suffer from severe narcissism, leading them to believe that they alone know what pain is, and that no one understands them, when in fact they are simply experiencing puberty; just like everyone else is. They all believe that their personal affliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house with their own television and computer in their room is not just the worst life they could have, but the worst life anyone has had, ever." "
That's Me! That's Me!! That's Me!!!
Nobody ever understands all this, but it so understates the situation...
Dammit, pay attention, I'm telling you how desperate my line is...!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bollox, I'm not Flaky!!
I think that one is off actually, only libra I know it's more like a pedantic know-it-all! Is that a more acceptable insult perhaps?
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Much better, I like being insulted with precision  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Bollox, I'm not Flaky!!
I think that one is off actually, only libra I know it's more like a pedantic know-it-all! Is that a more acceptable insult perhaps?
Much better, I like being insulted with precision "
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