A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'
Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'
It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!! 
So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!! |
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"A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'
Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'
It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!!
So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!! "
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"A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'
Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'
It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!!
So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!! "
I always thought you did glide round your house in red undies and high heels |
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"A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'
Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'
It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!!
So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!! I always thought you did glide round your house in red undies and high heels"
I can't walk in those red shoes! Wore them to my first ever swingers party and they got abandoned and chucked under a table after half hour!! Haha!! |
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"Well maybe today I should do my housework in knickers and high heels lol "
Maybe we could have a knickers and high heels day  not today though, I've got an exercise class, a gym visit and ie gotta go to town and my lads nursery Xmas party..  |
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"And before anyone says this is a dig a single guys it's not! I've had these messages from every demographic on here. "
awwww c'mon - we will pick you up in half hour - xxxxxx |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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Whilst those messages generally get deleted straight away now I have in the past regaled long detailed stories of cat sick, painting ceilings, broken ovens, removing dog hair from suits, blocked drains and excitement about biscuits being on offer at Asda.
The unsexier the truth the less likely it is they'll keep pestering for some wank fodder fantasy material.
The truth works! 
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I tell them. My nights are usually boring and theirs probably was too. We can find something else to chat about sometimes,if not then so be it. Back to playing Angry birds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sat in my onesie I.look so far from sexy.as you can get  "
I bet you are looking as close to sexy as is possible without actually turning into a sex. |
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"I'm sat in my onesie I.look so far from sexy.as you can get
I bet you are looking as close to sexy as is possible without actually turning into a sex. "
hardly but thank you x  |
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