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By *oma OP Man
over a year ago
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A friend of mine, a nurse, told me today she gave hand relief to a young guy under her care whilst on nightshift at a Glasgow hospital.
Apparently not for the first time.
He in turn finger fucked her as she rubbed him off.
Wow, now that to me is one hell of a horny exploit.
Any other nurses or health workers been in a similar situation? |
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over a year ago
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"Ha HA I got a hard on while a nurse was giving me a bed bath she just grinned and said oh your a lucky boy and carried on with it "
That happens a lot, I put a suppository up a guy once and he got a hard on wouldn't dream of wanking it off though  |
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"Ha HA I got a hard on while a nurse was giving me a bed bath she just grinned and said oh your a lucky boy and carried on with it
That happens a lot, I put a suppository up a guy once and he got a hard on wouldn't dream of wanking it off though "
why not? |
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over a year ago
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"Ha HA I got a hard on while a nurse was giving me a bed bath she just grinned and said oh your a lucky boy and carried on with it
That happens a lot, I put a suppository up a guy once and he got a hard on wouldn't dream of wanking it off though
why not? "
Don't be ridiculous  |
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"A friend of mine, a nurse, told me today she gave hand relief to a young guy under her care whilst on nightshift at a Glasgow hospital.
Apparently not for the first time.
He in turn finger fucked her as she rubbed him off.
Wow, now that to me is one hell of a horny exploit.
Any other nurses or health workers been in a similar situation? " . I don't think many nurses would want to risk their career by engaging in this type of activivity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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someone is turning into pinnocio!
#1 no nurse would risk there whole career on a fumble
#2 a nurse wouldn't have time to do this
#3 if this had happened she certainly would risk talking about it! |
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"someone is turning into pinnocio!
#1 no nurse would risk there whole career on a fumble
#2 a nurse wouldn't have time to do this
#3 if this had happened she certainly would risk talking about it! "
This is what I thought when I was in hospital the nurses and doctors barely had time to attend to my medical needs let alone my sexual ones  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Seems unlikely, but fair enough.
I went to visit my Grandad in hospital and the chap in the bed opposite him was a Geordie and rather than shouting 'nurse' he kept shouting 'Norse, Norse!' It made me wonder if the Vikings were up to their old tricks again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
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"someone is turning into pinnocio!
#1 no nurse would risk there whole career on a fumble
#2 a nurse wouldn't have time to do this
#3 if this had happened she certainly would risk talking about it!
This is what I thought when I was in hospital the nurses and doctors barely had time to attend to my medical needs let alone my sexual ones "
I agree. The last thing on a patients mind is sexual gratification and has been said already it's career suicide for the nurse.
A few years ago I had a urethral blockage removed and needed a nurse to check me out because it was bleeding a bit. In normal circumstances I would've had a hardon in a second when she picked up my cock in her gloved hand to check it out (In a true professional medical way I hasten to add.) But far from it. Have had a few hardons since then remembering what happened tho! lol |
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over a year ago
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"someone is turning into pinnocio!
#1 no nurse would risk there whole career on a fumble
#2 a nurse wouldn't have time to do this
#3 if this had happened she certainly would risk talking about it! "
Number 2 made me literally laugh out loud cause its bloody true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'm writing to complain because somebody said that someone they knew might have done something sexy in an inappropriate place! And they had the nerve to mention it on a swinging site! heavens! I nearly dropped a stitch!"
signed outraged of Porton Down....
get a grip. |
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In a 13 hour shift you think it's been a good day if you have managed to have 3 mouthfuls of water, been for one wee and eaten 3 choccies out of a tin of Celebrations.
This story is definitely from a Carry On film not an NHS ward
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
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Nah I've never witnessed that either
Honestly in a job where your dealing with men's private parts its a regular occurrence, most men get very embarrassed when it happens, I've even seen men get a hard on when male nurses touch them, but they have seen it all before and just carry on without comment or trying to get them off
Of course you will always get some who abuse their position in any job sadly |
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"Always amusing when the "outraged" brigade come out to play! I'm gonna get some pop corn while you write your letters of complaint to Points of _iew!
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its not 'outrage'..
common sense and the reality of what actually occurs from people in that profession is all..
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"Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
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twaddle or fantasy..
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
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Or tap it with a hammer to make it go down
Do able bodied people get their bits washed in hospital anyway? If they are not able bodied then would they get a hard on anyway?
Anyone know the answers? |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"a ward sister friend of mine used to carry a wooden ruler to deal with the regular offenders of the "oops i got hard" brigade the threat of a swift whack with it soon got them limp ."
Ah, a bit more humane than my idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 broken wrists would prevent washing, without effecting the operation of the erectile tissue, and libido, especially of late teen or men in their 20s. A not uncommon football players injury. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
Or tap it with a hammer to make it go down
Do able bodied people get their bits washed in hospital anyway? If they are not able bodied then would they get a hard on anyway?
Anyone know the answers?"
As a rule if they are well enough to finger a nurse while having a wank they would be in the shower plus I can 100% assure you nurses do not give bed baths they are far to busy for that carers do that job and not on a night shift
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"Always amusing when the "outraged" brigade come out to play! I'm gonna get some pop corn while you write your letters of complaint to Points of _iew!
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I'm always amused when someone sticks "brigade" on the end of a phrase or word and uses it as an insult. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
Or tap it with a hammer to make it go down
Do able bodied people get their bits washed in hospital anyway? If they are not able bodied then would they get a hard on anyway?
Anyone know the answers?
As a rule if they are well enough to finger a nurse while having a wank they would be in the shower plus I can 100% assure you nurses do not give bed baths they are far to busy for that carers do that job and not on a night shift
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I work with someone that used to be a carer and he looked after a couple who both had disabilities and he would get them into position to have sex, then leave then
He would then clean them both up
He said it wasn't he's job but he felt they were entitled to a sex life |
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When i was younger before i was married the best place for a good night out was the LONDON HOSPITAL TAVERN next door to London Hospital, it was packed full of student nurses at weekends who were quite a naughty bunch.
We used to sneak into their quarters for fun but had to be quite so not to get them in trouble.
I still have a thing for women in a nurses uniform lol. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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As a rule if they are well enough to finger a nurse while having a wank they would be in the shower plus I can 100% assure you nurses do not give bed baths they are far to busy for that carers do that job and not on a night shift
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Exactly how I was thinking.
To the OP...I reckon he is pulling your plonker and wasn't getting his pulled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sad to say that nurse needs sacking there are certain acts in place to prevent these things if she's done it to him what's to say she's not taking advantage of handicapped patients etc
Most guys have a thing for nurses but that's what Anne summers etc is for NOT the local nhs hospital |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
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no - you deal with it by being professional and just washing the body - |
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Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad.  |
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"A friend of mine, a nurse, told me today she gave hand relief to a young guy under her care whilst on nightshift at a Glasgow hospital.
Apparently not for the first time.
He in turn finger fucked her as she rubbed him off.
Wow, now that to me is one hell of a horny exploit.
Any other nurses or health workers been in a similar situation? " . With the work load that hospitals put on nurses , and leaving aside the issue that only a complete fool would risk their career by doing this , would nurses have sufficient free time to either think about doing this let alone actually do it ?. |
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad. "
you forgot to mention the starched white cap thing..
not that it is important of course..
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad. "
Yes car workers do all unqualified work such as washing, changing catheter bags, stoma bags etc |
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"See the thing is its nearly 2015, is it not about time we had a story about aroused women being 'sorted out' whilst they are in their hospital beds..?
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When I was in hospital having had surgery on my spine 8 young doctors realised that I was in dire need of a gang bang, as I was unable to sit up they kindly pulled the curtain round thereby ensuring that the other occupants of the
ward (average age 80) could neither hear nor see....we all know those curtains are like brick walls....and proceeded to take it in turns to fuck me senseless......or was that a morphine induced dream?  |
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad.
you forgot to mention the starched white cap thing..
not that it is important of course..
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They're vital I would say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dislocated my knee when I was 19 and was in hospital for a while, 2nd day in and a nurse gave me a bed bath and I embarrassingly got a hard on luckily was wearing boxers but still very noticeable, I was sooo embarrassed but the nurse just carried on and remained totally professional.....gutted
Kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've been sorted out by a couple of doctors. Not on a ward though,but they are filthy buggers. To assume professional people don't behave unprofessionally is a but naive. Has nobody ever heard about women complaining about male doctors inappropriate examinations? Is it only men that do this? Or only women who complain? |
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"I've been sorted out by a couple of doctors. Not on a ward though,but they are filthy buggers. To assume professional people don't behave unprofessionally is a but naive. Has nobody ever heard about women complaining about male doctors inappropriate examinations? Is it only men that do this? Or only women who complain? "
You're probably right there. It's quite unusual I guess though and even more unusually mutually agreed. |
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"See the thing is its nearly 2015, is it not about time we had a story about aroused women being 'sorted out' whilst they are in their hospital beds..?
When I was in hospital having had surgery on my spine 8 young doctors realised that I was in dire need of a gang bang, as I was unable to sit up they kindly pulled the curtain round thereby ensuring that the other occupants of the
ward (average age 80) could neither hear nor see....we all know those curtains are like brick walls....and proceeded to take it in turns to fuck me senseless......or was that a morphine induced dream? "
nothing wrong with dreaming..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I got offered a shag by another patient she just came up asked y I was in (bad tonsilitis) she was in with a busted cheek bone from her x she was sat on my bed for a good hour then asked me into the toilet i kindly declined as she looked a bit mental |
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"I got offered a shag by another patient she just came up asked y I was in (bad tonsilitis) she was in with a busted cheek bone from her x she was sat on my bed for a good hour then asked me into the toilet i kindly declined as she looked a bit mental "
that would have been a no kissing moment i take |
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By *plankyMan
over a year ago
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There are some gullible people posting on here. OP, just ignore the misleading statements from those that say that nurses are too busy etc.
Of course nurses give their patients extra care. You may also know that it happens a lot with landladies, window cleaners, taxi drivers and most of all ... driving instructors.
There is a series of documentaries that illustrate all the facts. Look up the "Confessions of a ... " series. |
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"There are some gullible people posting on here. OP, just ignore the misleading statements from those that say that nurses are too busy etc.
Of course nurses give their patients extra care. You may also know that it happens a lot with landladies, window cleaners, taxi drivers and most of all ... driving instructors.
There is a series of documentaries that illustrate all the facts. Look up the "Confessions of a ... " series."
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"There are some gullible people posting on here. OP, just ignore the misleading statements from those that say that nurses are too busy etc.
Of course nurses give their patients extra care. You may also know that it happens a lot with landladies, window cleaners, taxi drivers and most of all ... driving instructors.
There is a series of documentaries that illustrate all the facts. Look up the "Confessions of a ... " series." . However a nurse will lose their career if the engage in the activities referred to and are caught . How many would be stupid enough to take such a risk in a hospital ward .?? |
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"There are some gullible people posting on here. OP, just ignore the misleading statements from those that say that nurses are too busy etc.
Of course nurses give their patients extra care. You may also know that it happens a lot with landladies, window cleaners, taxi drivers and most of all ... driving instructors.
There is a series of documentaries that illustrate all the facts. Look up the "Confessions of a ... " series.. However a nurse will lose their career if the engage in the activities referred to and are caught . How many would be stupid enough to take such a risk in a hospital ward .??"
Read the last sentence again  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"There are some gullible people posting on here. OP, just ignore the misleading statements from those that say that nurses are too busy etc.
Of course nurses give their patients extra care. You may also know that it happens a lot with landladies, window cleaners, taxi drivers and most of all ... driving instructors.
There is a series of documentaries that illustrate all the facts. Look up the "Confessions of a ... " series."
I approve  |
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"The nurse in question has no need to lie to me. She is and has been a good friend for around seven years.
I have no reason to doubt her word.
O.P
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Ok, she's just very unusual among her profession I guess  |
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HCA's don't do all the personal care, also the HCA may have been busy elsewhere.
A pt may have a bed bath at any point if it's needed or convienant for both pt and staff.
However any member of staff actually behaving like that is extremely unlikely and sounds like the OP has been told a story that the teller knew would turn him on. It obviously worked too.  |
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"The nurse in question has no need to lie to me. She is and has been a good friend for around seven years.
I have no reason to doubt her word.
O.P
Ok, she's just very unusual among her profession I guess "
And breaking all the requirements of the NMC to be registered as a nurse. Take a look at the NMC website at the hearings and proceedings section. Nurses and midwives get stricken from the register for far less and rightly so. When people are ill or injured they need to be able to trust their carers, that they won't be aken advantage of or abused in any way. |
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"A friend of mine, a nurse, told me today she gave hand relief to a young guy under her care whilst on nightshift at a Glasgow hospital.
Apparently not for the first time.
He in turn finger fucked her as she rubbed him off.
Wow, now that to me is one hell of a horny exploit.
Any other nurses or health workers been in a similar situation? "
This is true ! The nurse was a good friend of mine. He's male though. Still enjoyed his finger frigg. |
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"The nurse in question has no need to lie to me. She is and has been a good friend for around seven years.
I have no reason to doubt her word.
O.P
Ok, she's just very unusual among her profession I guess
And breaking all the requirements of the NMC to be registered as a nurse. Take a look at the NMC website at the hearings and proceedings section. Nurses and midwives get stricken from the register for far less and rightly so. When people are ill or injured they need to be able to trust their carers, that they won't be aken advantage of or abused in any way. " . Good post and cross referenced to documentary evidence . |
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I'm glad the rest of us have never made an error of judgement......or is this a competition to see who can be the most outraged at something that probably didn't happen in the first place now we know that nurses are essentially dull and very very professional... |
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"I'm glad the rest of us have never made an error of judgement......or is this a competition to see who can be the most outraged at something that probably didn't happen in the first place now we know that nurses are essentially dull and very very professional..."
Lol x it's all made me chuckle..... Clueless fantasists.  |
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"I'm glad the rest of us have never made an error of judgement......or is this a competition to see who can be the most outraged at something that probably didn't happen in the first place now we know that nurses are essentially dull and very very professional..."
you are quite correct its a competition to see who can be the most outraged, I don't know what the prize is though  |
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"I'm glad the rest of us have never made an error of judgement......or is this a competition to see who can be the most outraged at something that probably didn't happen in the first place now we know that nurses are essentially dull and very very professional..."
Very very very. |
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"I'm glad the rest of us have never made an error of judgement......or is this a competition to see who can be the most outraged at something that probably didn't happen in the first place now we know that nurses are essentially dull and very very professional..." . On what basis do you conclude that nurses are dull? Acting in a professional manner hardly makes you a dull individual, especially if you have made the time and effort to obtain these qualifications .
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By (user no longer on site)
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dull? First for everything, I guess. As for wanking off, a patient? Yeah this is common place at the beginning and end of every shift. It's slipped in, in and between, meds, and IV rounds.God dam it! NHS overworked and underpaid we should get paid for these extra enhancements!! |
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excellent! now you can be outraged because I said nurses are dull! lol you lucky people! how was today's Daily mail by the way?
overpaid pillow fluffers....  |
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Considering most HCP's don't get a chance to have a wee or grab more than a drink of water all night, I doubt she would have had the time for all that malarky.
Unless she fancied instant dismissal, striking off and 15 minutes of tabloid fame that is. |
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad.
Yes car workers do all unqualified work such as washing, changing catheter bags, stoma bags etc " I remember when Hospital portering and the nurse helping me to transport this patient to xray when The stoma bag leaked my stomach must Have turned 3 times but somehow I managed to prevent being sick from This experience I was only 19 even If I was older that would have made no Difference, one of the many things I Admire about people who can deal with The health care of patients and was Always busy even then in the late 70,s. |
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad.
Yes car workers do all unqualified work such as washing, changing catheter bags, stoma bags etc I remember when Hospital portering and the nurse helping me to transport this patient to xray when The stoma bag leaked my stomach must Have turned 3 times but somehow I managed to prevent being sick from This experience I was only 19 even If I was older that would have made no Difference, one of the many things I Admire about people who can deal with The health care of patients and was Always busy even then in the late 70,s. "
me too, I couldn't deal with half the things they have to |
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I had two operations on my nose when I was in my twenties. The nurses had more time to spend with patients then and it was very discreet behind the bedscreens.
My first Op was on the NHS and the second was private. In the private hospital it was rife. I suppose you get what you pay for. |
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"excellent! now you can be outraged because I said nurses are dull! lol you lucky people! how was today's Daily mail by the way?
overpaid pillow fluffers.... " . Can we assume you meant the Mail on Sunday as it is Sunday today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a great deal different from the doctors who get struck off for performing breast exams for ingrowing toenails. Very rare but does happen.
I guess I'm sexist though, as I'd assume a female nurse wouldn't be so stupid as to risk her entire career in such a way.
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"excellent! now you can be outraged because I said nurses are dull! lol you lucky people! how was today's Daily mail by the way?
overpaid pillow fluffers.... . Can we assume you meant the Mail on Sunday as it is Sunday today. "
I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject. |
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"I'm glad the rest of us have never made an error of judgement......or is this a competition to see who can be the most outraged at something that probably didn't happen in the first place now we know that nurses are essentially dull and very very professional...
you are quite correct its a competition to see who can be the most outraged, I don't know what the prize is though "
The prize is a wank from a nurse.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I personally would never jeopardise my career or breach code of conduct and abuse my power of trust in this way in any situation, neither would my colleagues (so I believe ). However, as with all professions and walks of life there are those that do or would take advantage of or disrespect their position. Fortunately I have neither heard about nor witnessed such goings on thus far. That being said although unlikely it is still plausible. It isn't acceptable though no matter how attractive the prospect. Chance would be a fine thing to have the time to even take breaks let alone do anything else ! |
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"I'm glad the rest of us have never made an error of judgement......or is this a competition to see who can be the most outraged at something that probably didn't happen in the first place now we know that nurses are essentially dull and very very professional...
you are quite correct its a competition to see who can be the most outraged, I don't know what the prize is though
The prize is a wank from a nurse. "
Thanks! just snorted wine out of my nose! |
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When I split my head open and my face was covered in blood, not to mentions the 4inch slice on my head..
Not the most attractive thing to see so I highly doubt this ever happened..
Ex girlfriend was a care worker
Auntie is a Nurse
I'm a Chef and used to work 16 hour shift and I'll tell you something I had time to scratch my balls (I did was my hands)
Nurses don't even have time to splash there faces.
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over a year ago
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"Apparently it's the easiest way to deal with a patient
If he gets arroused whilst having a bed bath then some nurses will deal with the situation by washing the penis quite vigorously with a happy ending
Or tap it with a hammer to make it go down
Do able bodied people get their bits washed in hospital anyway? If they are not able bodied then would they get a hard on anyway?
Anyone know the answers?
As a rule if they are well enough to finger a nurse while having a wank they would be in the shower plus I can 100% assure you nurses do not give bed baths they are far to busy for that carers do that job and not on a night shift
Nurses do do bed baths and all the other care jobs ie catheter care stoma care. Well in the hospital I work in
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over a year ago
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OP I am sure it has happened from time to time, but IF you were ill enough to require someone to give you a bed bath, do you really think a mutual wank session is on the cards? |
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"It might have happened........who knows."
OP's mate knows
How come I can't fab your avatar pic... I have just spent several hours looking through your gallery with the intention of fabbing it, but I don't think it is there... hang on I will pop back and have another look... |
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"It might have happened........who knows.
OP's mate knows
How come I can't fab your avatar pic... I have just spent several hours looking through your gallery with the intention of fabbing it, but I don't think it is there... hang on I will pop back and have another look... "
Several hours! Thats dedication .
Maybe it's in friends only we'll have a look when we stoke up the pc or laptop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jools snorted and laughed after I showed her this thread.
As a nurse herself she said she so busy even time to have a wee is hard to find.
Also Ewwww why would anyone do this. Surely if that desperate to wank them off arrange a to after they get out of hospital. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A friend of mine, a nurse, told me today she gave hand relief to a young guy under her care whilst on nightshift at a Glasgow hospital.
Apparently not for the first time.
He in turn finger fucked her as she rubbed him off.
Wow, now that to me is one hell of a horny exploit.
Any other nurses or health workers been in a similar situation? "
Seems like a fantasy rather than reality. Nurses are too professional and dedicated to risk their jobs and reputations. They get paid little enough for the terrific jobs they do let alone offer fringe benefits. Sorry just don't believe this at all!
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Just wrong and a fantasy I prefer the pervy nurse in a pvc uniform at a club rather than the thought of a real nurse! Most nurses I know are so knacked at work wanking some guy off is defo last on their list after cleaning up poo and sick! |
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"a ward sister friend of mine used to carry a wooden ruler to deal with the regular offenders of the "oops i got hard" brigade the threat of a swift whack with it soon got them limp ." u ok sexy guys can I meet u guys x
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This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!!  |
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"This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!! "
of course it did.. |
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"This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!! "
I know I posted above about my eight doctor gang bang. Apparently it saves the NHS morphine budget. |
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"This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!! " Sure it wasn't the morphine?  |
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"This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!! "
I asked for painkillers from my male nurse. All I got was painkillers  |
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"This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!!
I asked for painkillers from my male nurse. All I got was painkillers "
Yea but you hadn't been flirting with him had you, that's where you've been going wrong.  |
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"This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!!
I asked for painkillers from my male nurse. All I got was painkillers
Yea but you hadn't been flirting with him had you, that's where you've been going wrong. "
I did eye him up at his workstation from my bed. My room was right opposite him. I'm sure he put me there on purpose. He didn't offer to help wash me though  |
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"This happens often on the wards they get board in the night. Sometime ago I was in hospital I was asking for painkillers often. One night she came over and said I give you a good painkiller and give me a blow job and swallowed the lot!! Mind you she had been flirting for a few days previous!!
I asked for painkillers from my male nurse. All I got was painkillers
Yea but you hadn't been flirting with him had you, that's where you've been going wrong.
I did eye him up at his workstation from my bed. My room was right opposite him. I'm sure he put me there on purpose. He didn't offer to help wash me though "
See my original reply . You needed to make Carry On style innuendos and wear a see through negligee......honestly you make a poor patient  |
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"I can't be fussed to read all of the replies, but has anyone yet made a crack about Bupa providing extras? "
apparently all the nurses in BUPA gaff's are tall leggy Swedish blondes and part of the application process is the ability to suck a tennis ball through a hose pipe..
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reminds me of the story about the older guy lying in a hospital bed
Man- "give us a kiss love" to the pretty young nurse
Nurse- No
Man- Oh go on, please
Nurse- I've told you No !
Man- Oh go on just a peck on the cheek
Nurse- No
Man- Please just a quick peck no one will see
Nurse- For the last time NO !! I shouldn't even be wanking you off
Oh well it made me smile |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad. "
Are male nurses allowed to dress like this? I'm changing occupation! |
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad.
Are male nurses allowed to dress like this? I'm changing occupation! "
Yes! It's a well known true fact, Sid James told me  |
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"Health care assistants do all the personal care don't they?
I blame the nurses myself going on the ward's in those skimpy outfits with the tops of their stockings on show and the female nurses are just as bad.
Are male nurses allowed to dress like this? I'm changing occupation!
Yes! It's a well known true fact, Sid James told me "
ooh err missus..
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"someone is turning into pinnocio!
#1 no nurse would risk there whole career on a fumble
#2 a nurse wouldn't have time to do this
#3 if this had happened she certainly would risk talking about it!
Number 2 made me literally laugh out loud cause its bloody true "
Me too not even the time to think about it A |
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