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the fab awards one night only

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good evening Fabbers

Its the Brit Awards this evening. Time for the music industry to pat its self on the back. Though spooky its only popular bands who are flogging an album who seem to get nominated. Not many of the acts the pooch and i like.

Rant over

So I know we have done this before but lets create awards for people in the thread.

For example

Best profile

Best bum male and female.

Silliest picture

I think you get the idea

The pooch says

Keep it sassy, classy but never trashy

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally unrelated but Veuve is my favourite champers and after looking at your pics I now want a glass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I'm not in with a shout of 'Best Profile', 'Biggest Cock' or 'Most Arrogant Cunt', then I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Totally unrelated but Veuve is my favourite champers and after looking at your pics I now want a glass.

Its mine too ,

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"If I'm not in with a shout of 'Best Profile', 'Biggest Cock' or 'Most Arrogant Cunt', then I'm out."

I think you have won the last one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I vote Tina for best tits

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By *lirtyjjWoman over a year ago

Meath

No_new_winks best ass/profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I vote Tina for best tits

I vote you for best tats!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina best profile always makes.me smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I vote Tina for best tits

I vote you for best tats! "

I'll take that. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina best profile always makes.me smile "

You misspelled 'Egomaniac', but that's coo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I vote Tina for best tits

I vote you for best tats! "
Seconded x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oo oo oo can I put myself forward for Biggest Nobhead????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina best profile always makes.me smile

You misspelled 'Egomaniac', but that's coo."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i would like to award myself the award for having the best mustache

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

Tosh's Christmas avatar for cutest picture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take "Best Profile", "Best Beard", "Best Cock" and "Best Body".

I thought I'd be less demanding for a change.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I dock Tina points for forgetting to top up the left one with Tequila last week?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Best pooch.

Walkingtaff.

*but only as ours has been a pain in the butt today!

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

And the best Time-Machine award went to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Best pooch.

Walkingtaff.

*but only as ours has been a pain in the butt today!

The Pooch is planning his acceptance speech lol

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By *CanDoThisAllDayCouple over a year ago

Telford

Silliest picture there are far too many to name! I'm abit sad I haven't seen any sombreros photoshopped on recently though

C x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best poster Petrichor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Silliest avatar has to go to Diamondsmiles.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tina best tits

Ejay best pictures

Brightonsteve best bum

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

And best and biggest twat is........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx"

But can she talk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx

But can she talk?"

He can tell jokes x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And best and biggest twat is........

I'll take that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx"

We can have two Pooch category's

Large Talking and Typing Pooch

Smaller Cute Pooch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx"

Little Ralphy the rascal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And best and biggest twat is........

I'll take that one!

You've gotta fight for it, biatch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx"

I'd put you up for the best ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx

Little Ralphy the rascal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx

We can have two Pooch category's

Large Talking and Typing Pooch

Smaller Cute Pooch

We'll go for smaller cute pooch and slightly larger owner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx

But can she talk?

He can tell jokes x"

Cool, stick him on YouTube. My apologies to your pooch for referring to him as a she.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He is a rascal. He says woof woof and I'll share it with boosh xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most sycophantic thread/s award goes to..

The one above thread's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx

I'd put you up for the best ass

I'm a total ass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taff has the best music collection

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

I'll have the 'grumpy fucker' award.

Yes, I will. Wanna say something about it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The most repetitive thread/s goes to...

Cock size thread's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I vote Honeypot for best Camel toe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The most repetitive thread/s goes to...

Cock size thread's.

It was a very closely ran award, beards just missed out. Better luck next year beards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The most repetitive thread/s goes to...

Cock size thread's.

With Strap on threads and Why won't anyone meet me in the runners up position

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most sickening subject matter discussed award goes to....

Dredging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most sickening subject matter discussed award goes to....

Dredging "

You had to bring that up

see what I did there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Taff has the best music collection"

Shared award with Knight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diamond smiles for the cosiest looking pjs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The most repetitive thread/s goes to...

Cock size thread's.

With Strap on threads and Why won't anyone meet me in the runners up position "

Don't forget squirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He is a rascal. He says woof woof and I'll share it with boosh xx"

The Pooch is happy to share with his pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

Most nauseating avatar pic

Gentleman Bens....

sweetcorn down foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Silliest avatar has to go to Diamondsmiles."

I'll second That!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Taff has the best music collection

Shared award with Knight

Why thank you Sir!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best cock snot up your fartpipe thread award goes to...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most sickening subject matter discussed award goes to....

Dredging "

I wonder if they squelch it through there teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most sickening subject matter discussed award goes to....

Dredging

I wonder if they squelch it through there teeth

"
their

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sexiest lips goes Johnnydepth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The most repetitive thread/s goes to...

Cock size thread's.

With Strap on threads and Why won't anyone meet me in the runners up position

Don't forget squirting

The ultimate goal, I do believe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexiest lips goes Johnnydepth "

Spelling correction- jonnydeppth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sandb69 for the perfect pussy award

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By *allipygousMan over a year ago

Leicester

The Frequent Contributor To The 'Why Can't I Get A Meet?' award, also known as the Your Profile Is Your Window award and occasionally as the What You Put In Equals What You Get Out award, goes to *extended drum roll* . . . . . . . . . Fabio!

Step forward fella, and try not make your speech too repetitious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Missylonglegs: best arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

Thankyou. That's very kind of you to say xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most sycophantic thread/s award goes to..

The one above thread's

Wait I was wrong

It's this one

Mhwahaha

Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Tina best tits

Ejay best pictures

Brightonsteve best bum

Thank you. It's all yours on a regular basis....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Frequent Contributor To The 'Why Can't I Get A Meet?' award, also known as the Your Profile Is Your Window award and occasionally as the What You Put In Equals What You Get Out award, goes to *extended drum roll* . . . . . . . . . Fabio!

Step forward fella, and try not make your speech too repetitious

I was going to give him the voice of reason award

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

It gets my vote too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nominating myself for best hidden profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

Thankyou. That's very kind of you to say xx"

She has a point...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Step forward fella, and try not make your speech too repetitious

He gives good financial advice too. If your too tight to go to a club in the great mans words ....................budget!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be in the running for best pooch too. Mines a little angel xx

I'd put you up for the best ass

I'm a total ass."

I agree. The donkey is strong with this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I nominate myself for - 'female who looks ok in her primani underwear' category?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Nominating myself for best hidden profile "

I'll ditto that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I put forwards Mr beans brother for best thighs

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"Can I put forwards Mr beans brother for best thighs

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I would like to nominate Colin the cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

Second that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

"I would like to nominate Colin the cock

For being so rubbery?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina best tits

Ejay best pictures

Brightonsteve best bum

Cheers mush. I'll take that one as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope to win the award for most generous lottery winner on Friday

)))

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

Second that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

christos - slowest verifier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Totally unrelated but Veuve is my favourite champers and after looking at your pics I now want a glass.

Its mine too ,

Snap.

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Tina best tits

Ejay best pictures

Brightonsteve best bum

PP for his tattoos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina best profile always makes.me smile

You misspelled 'Egomaniac', but that's coo."

Most irksome typo? "Coo" ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I put forwards Mr beans brother for best thighs

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should put my name forward fot most interesting profile avatar pic and best public pics,

I also would like to be the official Female bums and boobs judge,

How they look feel and taste

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Walking staff award for best suit/black tie pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina best profile always makes.me smile

You misspelled 'Egomaniac', but that's coo.

Most irksome typo? "Coo" ?"

That ain't no typo, sugar tits. I hope we're coo about that.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Brighton Steve and Gentleman Ben win best bromance. It's so cute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I put forwards Mr beans brother for best thighs

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina best tits

Ejay best pictures

Brightonsteve best bum

PP for his tattoos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i nominate Evie for best mix match peg avatar

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ligeia for her Mr Ben impression for the avatar competition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

Second that

That is a VERY impressive butt dear! Well jel!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Walking staff award for best suit/black tie pictures

Why thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

Second that

That is a VERY impressive butt dear! Well jel!!

Yours is superb!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I would like to nominate Colin the cock

For being so rubbery?"

For being my braest friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Missylonglegs: best arse

Second that

That is a VERY impressive butt dear! Well jel!!

Don't be. I'll tell you how good yours is shortly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i be nominated for sluttiest sub ? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexiest lips goes Johnnydepth

Spelling correction- jonnydeppth

Good call ~ I'll second that nomination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexiest lips goes Johnnydepth

Spelling correction- jonnydeppth

Good call ~ I'll second that nomination

I'll third it (if there is such a term)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I nominate Marmitina Titz for the best impersonation of Tina category?

Or myself for most lyrical facepic friday kickstarter with a rope round his arse?

Taxi for Marmite. I'll get my Coat...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina - for the most acerbic wit - Female Category

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexiest lips goes Johnnydepth

Spelling correction- jonnydeppth

Good call ~ I'll second that nomination

I'll third it (if there is such a term)"

There is now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina - for the most acerbic wit - Female Category"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina - for the most acerbic wit - Female Category

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the best at the sex thingy goes to......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lola02 for best use of a church candle I've seen in years!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best mum award 2015 goes to, your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the best at the sex thingy goes to......"

I'm keeping that one to myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to put myself forward for cheesiest smelliest penis...

Scratch and Sniff Samples can be sent to the judging panel for inspection on request

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone been awarded best hat yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx"

Aww, thank you. Little Ralphy the dog shall be returned in due course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone been awarded best hat yet?"

Lets fight that one out crazy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone been awarded best hat yet?

Lets fight that one out crazy!!

I love you - but she gets that one....

After the amount the bail money cost me after the last fight....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the best at the sex thingy goes to......

I'm keeping that one to myself

Very difficult decision for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx

Aww, thank you. Little Ralphy the dog shall be returned in due course. "

That's why the house has been so quiet....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone been awarded best hat yet?

Lets fight that one out crazy!!

I love you - but she gets that one....

After the amount the bail money cost me after the last fight...."

What do I keep telling you Knight - Always call Saul!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone been awarded best hat yet?"

Or best beard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx"

The pictures of your ass put a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the best at the sex thingy goes to......

I'm keeping that one to myself

Very difficult decision for me

I'm insisting on trying all again, just to make sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina - for the most acerbic wit - Female Category"

And most acerbic wit, male category, goes to... hmm... oh I don't know. How about the guy who had the actual username Acerbic Wit for a time?

Should win "Most Logical" for that as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx

The pictures of your ass put a smile on my face

Nobody looks at my eyes anymore

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx

The pictures of your ass put a smile on my face

Nobody looks at my eyes anymore

(

Look into my eyes not around the eyes into my eyes xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope to win the award for most generous lottery winner on Friday

)))"

Sod the lottery, I put you forward for sexiest Stud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx

The pictures of your ass put a smile on my face

Nobody looks at my eyes anymore

(

Look into my eyes not around the eyes into my eyes xxxx

Touché

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina - for the most acerbic wit - Female Category

And most acerbic wit, male category, goes to... hmm... oh I don't know. How about the guy who had the actual username Acerbic Wit for a time?

Should win "Most Logical" for that as well. "

But that would be egomaniacal so was considered against the rules.

Take it up with the management

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina - for the most acerbic wit - Female Category

And most acerbic wit, male category, goes to... hmm... oh I don't know. How about the guy who had the actual username Acerbic Wit for a time?

Should win "Most Logical" for that as well.

But that would be egomaniacal so was considered against the rules.

Take it up with the management

Me? Egomaniacal? Don't know what you mean, pal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The award for putting a smile on my face when I needed it most, goes to egomaniac. Great friend and always has witty banter xx

The pictures of your ass put a smile on my face

Nobody looks at my eyes anymore

(

I can't see any public pics of your eyes to comment x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The award for Naughtiest (&sexiest) Pirate goes to....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

Zoro?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

Me!!!!!

Not just full facr but full head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

Zoro?"

no jeeez dammit! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

Zoro?

no jeeez dammit! lol "

Am pullin' yer leg Cutie, you know that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to put myself forward for cheesiest smelliest penis...

Scratch and Sniff Samples can be sent to the judging panel for inspection on request

Eeeeewwwwwww!!!

Go on then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to put myself forward for cheesiest smelliest penis...

Scratch and Sniff Samples can be sent to the judging panel for inspection on request

Eeeeewwwwwww!!!

Go on then!

Open WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that. "

Booby prize?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a

award?

I'll leave nominations to others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that. "

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

Zoro?

no jeeez dammit! lol "

Er and what happened to butterfly!? Well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

Smile n nod classy, lunatics are us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Miss C

Best legs , , , ,its all that walking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

Zoro?

no jeeez dammit! lol

Er and what happened to butterfly!? Well? "

best white xmas after sucking off santa goes to ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to put myself forward for cheesiest smelliest penis...

Scratch and Sniff Samples can be sent to the judging panel for inspection on request

Eeeeewwwwwww!!!

Go on then!

It's great, having a natural cheese farm, just spread it across my toast in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

Smile n nod classy, lunatics are us

Smile n wave boys......

Smile n wave.......

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

The award for best boobs has to go Ms Scarletta surely people?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

Smile n nod classy, lunatics are us

Smile n wave boys......

Smile n wave......."

I'm a smiling!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to put myself forward for cheesiest smelliest penis...

Scratch and Sniff Samples can be sent to the judging panel for inspection on request

Eeeeewwwwwww!!!

Go on then!

Open WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!"

Eeeerch!! Guess it's lucky gagging seems to turn some guys on!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

The greatest man that ever lived does not care for nominations. Now fetch my award.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that. "

Its no wonder you don't have your head on your avatar pic as I don't think it would even fit on this thread

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

The greatest man that ever lived does not care for nominations. Now fetch my award. "

Is Ali in the room?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

Smile n nod classy, lunatics are us

Smile n wave boys......

Smile n wave......."

Shut it you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

errr not so fast ~ don't you have to be nominated first

The greatest man that ever lived does not care for nominations. Now fetch my award.

Is Ali in the room?

Apparently so...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take the award for "Greatest Man That Ever Lived" as a consolation prize. I'm selfless like that.

Its no wonder you don't have your head on your avatar pic as I don't think it would even fit on this thread

Shush now Scrummy, your a winner in every sense of the word. You gorgeous thang you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina best tits

Ejay best pictures

Brightonsteve best bum

PP for his tattoos

Yay I got nominated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The award for best boobs has to go Ms Scarletta surely people?

She has a banging body also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ejay - most lickable torso.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss C

Best legs , , , ,its all that walking

Yay. I got an award. Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most sycophantic thread/s award goes to..

The one above thread's

Wait I was wrong

It's this one

Mhwahaha

Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most sycophantic thread/s award goes to..

The one above thread's

Wait I was wrong

It's this one

Mhwahaha

Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh

Have you found your winner yet?!

Muwhahahhahaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Best Mask goes too.. *ahem*

You

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ejay - most lickable torso.

Soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classy Laydee for most expensive wine collection

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Who won then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not me

It's ok shit happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ejay - most lickable torso.

Soon

I should be so lucky

Sexy threads that make you go weak......jonnydeppth

Raw Phwor factor......naughty pirate and Mr beans brother

Unintentionally funniest poster (with a six pack).......shag tonight

Cutest avatar......diamond smiles

All round best poster and wing 'man'.........bad nana

Selfless sexy all round good guy......sexysinglestud

Insurance queen.......Tina Titz

Think the list could go on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ejay - most lickable torso.

Soon

I should be so lucky

Sexy threads that make you go weak......jonnydeppth

Raw Phwor factor......naughty pirate and Mr beans brother

Unintentionally funniest poster (with a six pack).......shag tonight

Cutest avatar......diamond smiles

All round best poster and wing 'man'.........bad nana

Selfless sexy all round good guy......sexysinglestud

Insurance queen.......Tina Titz

Think the list could go on lol

I got an award

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I forgot the award for best beard.........hotly contended but I think it goes to fabulousandbearded

And SSS you deserve an award

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"christos - slowest verifier

Oooh! Slowest responder to his name on a thread too?

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