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I got 99 problems but an itch ain't one

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh just had a good old scratch, with a ruler to get at an itch on me back.

Feels great now, itch has gone.

For now!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shove that ruler up your bum

By *aro7Man over a year ago

wickford

Have a little listen to ICE T version of 99 problems,,,,,,,,,,and as regards your itch, glad you sorted it,

By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

I have a top that has the Cookie Monster on and "I had 99 cookies but the bitch ate one".

It's my favourite slouchy top.

By *smWoman over a year ago

saltash

I had a zit on my nose it's gone now.

So 99 problems but the zit ain't one

Yeah sorry but been thinking about that joke all day