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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mine's gardening....

Where we:

Cut and cum again.

Harden off.

And obviously we sow our seeds.

What's yours?

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I show dogs !!!!

enough said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine's gardening....

Where we:

Cut and cum again.

Harden off.

And obviously we sow our seeds.

What's yours?

Mrs DDC"

Mulching the minge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of cooking innuendo

Pulled pork;

Sausage inna bun;

Peaches and cream;

Walnut whips

The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine's gardening....

Where we:

Cut and cum again.

Harden off.

And obviously we sow our seeds.

What's yours?

Mrs DDC"

I hope you sow your seed with a hoe

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine is swinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rugby....need lots of good ball handling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And big tackles are a bonus

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Rugby....need lots of good ball handling

And a hooker in every team

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I play guitar and I'm always working on my fingering and strumming technique, and every so often oiling and polishing my wood

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Lots of cooking innuendo

Pulled pork;

Sausage inna bun;

Peaches and cream;

Walnut whips

The list is endless

So you're a cook, dock OTB, mmmmm!

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Rugby....need lots of good ball handling

And a hooker in every team

Rugby eh? It's the world cup coming up isn't it? Should be a good watch.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rugby....need lots of good ball handling

And a hooker in every team

Rugby eh? It's the world cup coming up isn't it? Should be a good watch.

Mrs DDC"

Yep

Gonna be Wales' year I reckon

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I play guitar and I'm always working on my fingering and strumming technique, and every so often oiling and polishing my wood

This is exactly what I was after. $-

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine's gardening....

Where we:

Cut and cum again.

Harden off.

And obviously we sow our seeds.

What's yours?

Mrs DDC"

You missed out hoeing, using your dibber and pricking out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lots of cooking innuendo

Pulled pork;

Sausage inna bun;

Peaches and cream;

Walnut whips

The list is endless

So you're a cook, dock OTB, mmmmm!

Mrs DDC"

I'm so glad you got the cook and dock spelt right

I'm good at breakfast in bed ... how do you like your eggs in the morning ?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Lots of cooking innuendo

Pulled pork;

Sausage inna bun;

Peaches and cream;

Walnut whips

The list is endless

So you're a cook, dock OTB, mmmmm!

Mrs DDC

I'm so glad you got the cook and dock spelt right

I'm good at breakfast in bed ... how do you like your eggs in the morning ?

Any way you care to serve them.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lots of cooking innuendo

Pulled pork;

Sausage inna bun;

Peaches and cream;

Walnut whips

The list is endless

So you're a cook, dock OTB, mmmmm!

Mrs DDC

I'm so glad you got the cook and dock spelt right

I'm good at breakfast in bed ... how do you like your eggs in the morning ?

Runny with dippy fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes fiddle with flanges

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I sometimes fiddle with flanges

Are you a violinist, plumber or photographer Mr ScrumDD?

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm also handy with games which involve odd shaped balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horse Riding.....

Half a ton of muscle between my legs

Whips

Bareback

16 hands between my legs

Going to get this boy ridden....

The list us endless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I sometimes fiddle with flanges

Are you a violinist, plumber or photographer Mr ScrumDD?

Mrs DDC"

None of the above but it does involve me using my hands and tools

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Horse Riding.....

Half a ton of muscle between my legs

Whips

Bareback

16 hands between my legs

Going to get this boy ridden....

The list us endless

Ooh Miss C, sounds like fun

Just be careful with the bareback.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horse Riding.....

Half a ton of muscle between my legs

Whips

Bareback

16 hands between my legs

Going to get this boy ridden....

The list us endless

Ooh Miss C, sounds like fun

Just be careful with the bareback.

Mrs DDC"

Yes. Wouldn't want to fall off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tinkering under ones bonnet is thankless but rewarding.

Grinding the vulvas..

Checking the gussets for leaks..

Polishing the piston..

Oiling the shafts.

Greasing the nipples..

Etc. Etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being into car audio..mainly the SPL side of it.

I give my subs some real abuse

And id rather have two 10 inchers pounding away rather than one 12 inch

The 10 inches move fast you see, the 12 can pound and hit harder though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I like to give my meat a good long rub.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Being into car audio..mainly the SPL side of it.

I give my subs some real abuse

And id rather have two 10 inchers pounding away rather than one 12 inch

The 10 inches move fast you see, the 12 can pound and hit harder though "

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Well I like to give my meat a good long rub.

I bet you do!

Loving your avatar BTW.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I like to give my meat a good long rub.

I bet you do!

Loving your avatar BTW.

Mrs DDC"

Thanks.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I've noticed the bind has got in on the sexy action by twisting and twirling round all manner of shafts.

Rather like a flirty girl fingering her hair.

Mrs DDC

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

In case any of your didn't hear it, Fenella Fielding, the UK's leading lady of the double entendre, read out saucy gardening terms on PM on Wednesday.

Anyone hardening off?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

Been there, done that.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mine is tennis...

forehand pass,

bagelling her,

love deuce,

lobbing said love deuce into her court,

single handed backhand across her bum,

double handed backhand crossed the line,

tie breaker for when i cant undo the knots,

grass courts,

freshly trimmed courts,

never played on a hard court,

love thirty (year olds),

love 40 (years olds),

the money shot

playing doubles,

playing mixed doubles,

ladies that are single,

spare racquets all bagged up,

playing outdoors,

fully fluffed new balls,

and, not forgetting - the first round. never buy that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Not forgetting the hormone rooting solutions in gardening.

And there's always the lady garden

And there's plenty of forking to be done in my garden, if you've got the tool for it.

I like to breed some of my plants - cross fertilising them, to create hybrids.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and I forgot.

When it comes to the orgasm, I give her

the TOP SEED

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