How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?
Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily? |
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"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?
Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily? "
Most have one when they are rejected  |
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"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?
Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily?
Most have one when they are rejected "
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Men wouldn't handle having periods and they don't understand how much hassle they are. The mood swings the increased appetite when you ovulate. Having to keep a home running and deal with a nagging child when you're irritable as fuck. The bloating the pain in your lower back. |
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"From where would they menstruate?"
Imagine the medical chaos if it was from the dick!  If the nhs is in crisis now it would implode then!
And then there'd be the ones who just went silent and grumpy and wouldn't talk to anyone about anything at that time of the month because they're FINE!  |
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"Oh no, imagine Manstruating and manflu at the same time. 
Do you not get manflu?
I get tranflu, it's heavy but carried off with glorious panache."
worse than ordinary flu then.
If only girls knew what us guys/tvs have to put up with  |
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"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?
Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily?
Most have one when they are rejected "
meeoow! |
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I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...
(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).
- Amy. x |
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"I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...
(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).
- Amy. x"
But it usually is THEM being denied sex once a month  |
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"Men wouldn't handle having periods and they don't understand how much hassle they are. The mood swings the increased appetite when you ovulate. Having to keep a home running and deal with a nagging child when you're irritable as fuck. The bloating the pain in your lower back. "
I wasn't aware periods came with free houses and children.
Interesting. |
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"I think we would just get on with it. 
Ha!
That's a very presumptios HA!  "
Men wouldn't just get on with it, they wouldn't be able to cope with the pains
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"Men wouldn't handle having periods and they don't understand how much hassle they are. The mood swings the increased appetite when you ovulate. Having to keep a home running and deal with a nagging child when you're irritable as fuck. The bloating the pain in your lower back.
I wasn't aware periods came with free houses and children.
Interesting. "
I didn't get a free house with mine! haha |
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"I think we would just get on with it.
Ha!
That's a very presumptios HA!
Men wouldn't just get on with it, they wouldn't be able to cope with the pains
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the married ones would cope best..
used to pain..
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"I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...
(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).
- Amy. x
But it usually is THEM being denied sex once a month "
I know quite a few women don't have sex out of their own choice but I know twice as many men who react with disgust when the subject of having sex while on your period comes up. |
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"I think we would just get on with it.
Ha!
That's a very presumptios HA!
Men wouldn't just get on with it, they wouldn't be able to cope with the pains
the married ones would cope best..
used to pain..
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Cheeky! Haha |
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"I've just thought, I wonder if some men would still be so quick to class it as "disgusting" when it's THEM being denied sex once a month?...
(I am SO fucking glad I don't have this problem with Bradley).
- Amy. x
But it usually is THEM being denied sex once a month
I know quite a few women don't have sex out of their own choice but I know twice as many men who react with disgust when the subject of having sex while on your period comes up."
Really? We don't know any men who act with disgust |
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"How would it be if guys had periods? Would they brag about heavy menstruation, like they do cock size?
Would tampons be engineered to the level of 7 blade razors? Adverts feature lads in - perish the thought - white trousers, jumping and tumbling along gaily?
Most have one when they are rejected "
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"If men had periods tampons would be free. The fact that there is a petition to make them just TAX free is an absolute joke. "
Errr what?
Men shit but we still gotta buy toilet paper. |
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If men had periods you'd here them shout
"Fuck look at all that - that I just bled out!"
I am the daddy , I am the best
It seeped over me underpants into me vest
"I'll take a pic of it. A close up of clots.
Make it my avatar and send out lots
Of messages to ladies who will do all they can
To get their horny slut hands on Menstruation Man!
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"If men had periods tampons would be free. The fact that there is a petition to make them just TAX free is an absolute joke.
Errr what?
Men shit but we still gotta buy toilet paper. "
Women also shit. Obviously. What a stupid point. |
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Sigh .......
Contraception.
Menstruation.
Defacation.
Menstruation - get on with it and pay up for stuff.
Defacation - get on with it and pay up for stuff.
Contraception - If YOU get pregnant or catch an STD then it costs the state so it's cheaper for us to provide condoms.
Shag who you like when you like. We don't want your children inhabiting the planet and costing us money. |
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