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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny  "
I can feel a call to Guiness World Records coming on here....... |
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny "
Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room |
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny
Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room "
*adds watermelon to the shopping list* |
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny
Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room
*adds watermelon to the shopping list*"
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny
Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room
*adds watermelon to the shopping list*"
I haven't gotten past the honeydew stage myself. Yet. |
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny
Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room
*adds watermelon to the shopping list*
I haven't gotten past the honeydew stage myself. Yet."
Disappointed in you. Have some respect in yourself! |
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny
Nice idea.. I shove bowling balls up mine and see how far I can shoot them across the room
*adds watermelon to the shopping list*
I haven't gotten past the honeydew stage myself. Yet.
Disappointed in you. Have some respect in yourself!"
I'm sorry that I don't have a monster lady cave 
Pls 4giv! |
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Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order. |
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"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order."
What about cheesecake? |
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"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.
What about cheesecake? "
Oooooh. Cheesecake. |
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"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.
What about cheesecake?
Oooooh. Cheesecake."
There's an Oreos one in the fridge here. Well, there was last night. It's probably gone now |
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"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.
What about cheesecake? "
Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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I line up my dildos then use them, one after the other, then all at once, to make my pussy nice and loose. Then I go to a club to get used over and over by all the big cocked men. |
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"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.
What about cheesecake?
Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in."
Where on earth do you squeeze the cheesecake in?  |
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"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.
What about cheesecake?
Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in.
Where on earth do you squeeze the cheesecake in? "
If you need to ask then you're not doing it right  |
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"Chameleons....sex, sex, more sex, jacuzzi, sauna, sex, cheese burger and chips, jacuzzi, sex, more sex, sauna, sex....not neccesarily in that order.
What about cheesecake?
Ooooooo...do they do cheesecake ...could definitely squeeze cheesecake in.
Where on earth do you squeeze the cheesecake in? "
I'm sure I'll find somewhere |
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You put the cheese cake behind the water melon. Next to the bowling ball and in front of the cucumber then shot it all out at once.
Then spend the next three hours cleaning up |
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"You put the cheese cake behind the water melon. Next to the bowling ball and in front of the cucumber then shot it all out at once.
Then spend the next three hours cleaning up "
This made me chuckle |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime 
 ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
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Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs  |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime
ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs "
I've changed my mind..
For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..
What would I do? Cheddars  |
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny "
Ah, forgive. OP, the green arrow exists for a reason. |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime
ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs
I've changed my mind..
For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..
What would I do? Cheddars "
I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?
I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there? |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime
ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs
I've changed my mind..
For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..
What would I do? Cheddars
I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?
I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there? "
I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.
Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo." |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime
ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs
I've changed my mind..
For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..
What would I do? Cheddars
I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?
I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?
I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.
Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo.""
Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime
ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs
I've changed my mind..
For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..
What would I do? Cheddars
I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?
I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?
I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.
Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo."
Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar "
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny "
Fucking Hysterical. Great comedy timing and a perfect linking of threads.
I nearly did a little wee..... |
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Burn Night at Burning Man... Nothing like it.
Everyone's there dressed to the nines, all the art cars are out, a fire conclave involving hundreds of fire dancers, the biggest fire you ever saw and thousands of people running, dancing, screaming around it. It's primeval.
And then the city goes nuts.
You haven't lived till you've witnessed it |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime
ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs
I've changed my mind..
For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..
What would I do? Cheddars
I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?
I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?
I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.
Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo."
Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar "
Shitting hell I buy waaaay too much when I go to Asda, I best get stretching to fit all that up there!
You can bring the corkscrew, I don't fancy trying to fit that in safely.
Although, saying that, I'm common as muck, so screw top will be enough for me |
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"Where would you go for a good night out and what would you do?
To wherever Rhia is going so I can try to chat here up and get shot down in my prime
ooo I've pulled even with my bucket biff!
Stick a case of booze up there, cheap drinks on any night out, I'm seeing no downsides.
Fuck it, get a picnic basket in too to save takeaway costs
I've changed my mind..
For a good night out I would go for a summer evening picnic in a quiet park with Cheddars..
What would I do? Cheddars
I would actually give up a body part for that to happen, nothing major just like a toe or something, not a big one they're for balancing. A little toe it is, who says romance isn't dead?
I'll bring the wine, unless you can fit a bottle up there?
I feel as if a Fab romance has been sparked.
Years to come, when your grandkids ask you how you both met... "Well, it was on an internet forum where we were discussing how many food items that your granny could fit in her foofoo."
Some guys fall for independence, some for looks, me? I like a lass who can bring the shopping home from ASDA with no carrier bags, cwooooar
Shitting hell I buy waaaay too much when I go to Asda, I best get stretching to fit all that up there!
You can bring the corkscrew, I don't fancy trying to fit that in safely.
Although, saying that, I'm common as muck, so screw top will be enough for me "
If you can't site on a bar stool, open your legs and slide down to the floor is not interesting
We'll drink the wine in proper glasses with our pinkies out, makes anything classy
Fun fac: I can't drink a pint without sticking the pinky out it's a family curse  |
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"Nice trip to the supermarket to buy some cucumbers and marrows, then back to mine to see how much I can fit in my baggy fanny
Ah, forgive. OP, the green arrow exists for a reason."
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