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two things that you should know about me....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens
....2. I'm banned from argos
That actually made me laugh for some insane reason  "
well I aim to please one way or another backdoor54 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"two things you should know about me....
1. I am extremely flexible
2. I do erotic, flirty, dirty, passionate dancing every weekend. "
just every weekend ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"two things you should know about me....
1. I am extremely flexible
2. I do erotic, flirty, dirty, passionate dancing every weekend. "
I was half expecting your '2' to be 'I can't do Thursdays'
This reminds me of an episode of Black Adder the Third
'Two things ye must know about the wise woman. 1. She is wise. 2....'
'She's a woman?'
'You know her then?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"two things you should know about me....
1. I am extremely flexible
2. I do erotic, flirty, dirty, passionate dancing every weekend.
I was half expecting your '2' to be 'I can't do Thursdays'
This reminds me of an episode of Black Adder the Third
'Two things ye must know about the wise woman. 1. She is wise. 2....'
'She's a woman?'
'You know her then?'"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 , I can drink men under the table
2 , sadly I'm proud of that ...
Jo x"
don't tell me that or ill be keeping you in a cage under my stairs to bring you out at parties |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens
....2. I'm banned from argos"
That made me laugh, but for clarification, is it two pens side by side, or end to end??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens
....2. I'm banned from argos
That made me laugh, but for clarification, is it two pens side by side, or end to end?? "
Well its around 2 in length but I only got two on the comparison with width as a security guard put me in a choke hold before I could grab an more pens |
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