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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought it about time we compiled the definitive dictionary of common, and not so common, Fab phrases and figures.

The White Knight

The OP

What does &and &and mean... and many more.

Off you go.

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By *appyguy17Man  over a year ago

walthamstow


"I thought it about time we compiled the definitive dictionary of common, and not so common, Fab phrases and figures.

The White Knight

The OP

What does &and &and mean... and many more.

Low centre of gravity !!!!

Off you go.

"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Damn! It's meant to say Phrase and Fable!

This can be found under the entry of Evie! - resident inspirational runner and the queen of the typo.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I think douchenozzle should be added. Not because it is used here much but because it's an awesome word.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Timewaster

Fakes

Preference

this

that

Kiss

Fuck

Pass

Bareback

The ghey

It's not racist to have preferences

BBC

I'm VWE - I'm packing 6 inch

Does my dick look good next to this massive can of ?

Cock pic

Swingles

Socials

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Anel

Fanjita

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London

Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

No, seriously .... look at me!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think douchenozzle should be added. Not because it is used here much but because it's an awesome word."

Definitions required for all entries please.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

No, seriously .... look at me!"

I did.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think douchenozzle should be added. Not because it is used here much but because it's an awesome word.

Definitions required for all entries please.

"

It means a dickhead, knob or wanker.

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London


"Look at me

Look at me

Look at me

No, seriously .... look at me!

I did. "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Timewaster - you don't fuck on the first meet?

Fakes - couple profile - only male meeting

Preference - the ability to piss people off cause you won't fuck them

this - I'm kissing their arse

that - I wish they'd kiss mine back

Kiss - too ugly to shag

Fuck - male response to any female

Pass - male response to male

Bareback - Russian roulette

The ghey - highly contagious disease, no known cure

It's not racist to have preferences - or is it?

BBC - Main rival of ITV

I'm VWE - I'm packing 6 inch - wouldn't touch the sides

Does my dick look good next to this massive can of ? "Can of " universal tool of measurement

Cock pic - everyone's favourite thing

Swingles - singles who swing, because you're only a swinger if you're in a couple and have pampas grass

Socials - the way to obtain platinum membership

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cocksnot- semen

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Timewaster - you don't fuck on the first meet?

Fakes - couple profile - only male meeting

Preference - the ability to piss people off cause you won't fuck them

this - I'm kissing their arse

that - I wish they'd kiss mine back

Kiss - too ugly to shag

Fuck - male response to any female

Pass - male response to male

Bareback - Russian roulette

The ghey - highly contagious disease, no known cure

It's not racist to have preferences - or is it?

BBC - Main rival of ITV

I'm VWE - I'm packing 6 inch - wouldn't touch the sides

Does my dick look good next to this massive can of ? "Can of " universal tool of measurement

Cock pic - everyone's favourite thing

Swingles - singles who swing, because you're only a swinger if you're in a couple and have pampas grass

Socials - the way to obtain platinum membership"

You deserve your own entry for that sterling effort.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moodhoover

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Sounds so commonplace now but I'm still newbie enough to remember having to figure out all the meet, social, veri euphemisms and abbreviations. The whole concept of top and bottom (or topping from the bottom). And all the acronyms. I bought a dress from Dorothy Perkins a week ago and sniggered at the fact it had DP emblazoned on it in big letters. And CBT meaning both cognitive behavioural therapy and cock and ball torture.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Timewaster - you don't fuck on the first meet?

Fakes - couple profile - only male meeting

Preference - the ability to piss people off cause you won't fuck them

this - I'm kissing their arse

that - I wish they'd kiss mine back

Kiss - too ugly to shag

Fuck - male response to any female

Pass - male response to male

Bareback - Russian roulette

The ghey - highly contagious disease, no known cure

It's not racist to have preferences - or is it?

BBC - Main rival of ITV

I'm VWE - I'm packing 6 inch - wouldn't touch the sides

Does my dick look good next to this massive can of ? "Can of " universal tool of measurement

Cock pic - everyone's favourite thing

Swingles - singles who swing, because you're only a swinger if you're in a couple and have pampas grass

Socials - the way to obtain platinum membership

You deserve your own entry for that sterling effort.

"

Dirrtyprettythings - a band formed by Carl barat after the libertines split up (only spelt with one r)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sounds so commonplace now but I'm still newbie enough to remember having to figure out all the meet, social, veri euphemisms and abbreviations. The whole concept of top and bottom (or topping from the bottom). And all the acronyms. I bought a dress from Dorothy Perkins a week ago and sniggered at the fact it had DP emblazoned on it in big letters. And CBT meaning both cognitive behavioural therapy and cock and ball torture."

Please add to the dictionary with your definitions.

All forum newbies can then be given a link to this compendium of knowledge and experience.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean/big enough to fill a pram = I have a small cock

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Funky Monkey - time traveller with a fetish for glitter and a dark soul (but only on a Thursday). Always references his friend Mark, who is a Ninja ( ), and the fact he is leaving. See also Invictus.

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Invictus - time traveller with a loathing of glitter. Known as Funky Monkey in another timestream. Offers the Boyfriend Experience but never delivers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Patience - it's not a click and collect. People with a lack thereof should expect visit from harribo wealding forumite to beat them

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

You forgot the

'What's wrong with my stunted profile stuffed with endless cock shots/me'

threads

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Colin - possibly the most successful cock on Fab. This rubber chicken appeared in pictures, posts and even verifications for several months on 2012/2013. See avatar, posts, verifications.

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Avatar - the picture that the user elects to appear next to their name. See avatar competition, grey silhouette.

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Avatar competition - a pastime for forum users where someone sets a theme and people change the picture that accompanies their name to reflect or interpret that theme.

______________________________________

Grey Silhouette - when no picture avatar is displayed the site default is a grey head and shoulders silhouette. See, looked at me.

______________________________________

Looked at me - a site feature that tells you who has looked at your profile. Competitions can ensue to see which site user has had the longest run of continuous grey silhouettes. See, stealth mode.

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Stealth Mode - canny site users can turn off the function that enables people to see that they have looked at a profile. This is also known as stealth perving.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky Monkey - time traveller with a fetish for glitter and a dark soul (but only on a Thursday). Always references his friend Mark, who is a Ninja ( ), and the fact he is leaving. See also Invictus.

_____________________________________

Invictus - time traveller with a loathing of glitter. Known as Funky Monkey in another timestream. Offers the Boyfriend Experience but never delivers.

"

I/we like being a fable. In thousands of years time on Fab they will speak of my/our noble internet based adventures with reverence, a myth, nay deity of Fab. I know this because I have seen it and by the way in 4045 AF (After Funky) we all wear Fez's and spunk glitter.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP - Original post and original poster.

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Green Arrow - an arrow that is green next to the name of the person posting to a thread. This shows you the last 30+ posts made by that person. Useful for checking consistency of views and repeat postings of the same questions and statements.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Sex wee - ejaculation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm leaving!!

*one week later *

Hey! I'm back!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm leaving!!

*one week later *

Hey! I'm back!!"

Welcome back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think douchenozzle should be added. Not because it is used here much but because it's an awesome word."

Quite possibly one of the best words I've never heard before

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think douchenozzle should be added. Not because it is used here much but because it's an awesome word.

Quite possibly one of the best words I've never heard before "

I shamelessly stole it from another site.

Douchecanoe is also fairly commonly used there too. It also means idiot, dickhead, knob.

I like that one too

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm leaving!!

*one week later *

Hey! I'm back!!

Welcome back. "

Don't forget the reverify requests. When one asks someone who previously met them on a different profile to assert that they are in fact to all intents and purposes still a real person.

Sometimes an UNLOS (user no longer on site) episode follows an instance of fabicide (where someone has a public hiss fit or dramatic episode or says something so hated by the fab majority that they feel it's better to start again from scratch in a few weeks and hope no-one remembers said incident).

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sex wee - ejaculation"

Could you define squirting and/or gushing please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thursday.

A special day for getting all those annoyances off your chest in the form of a forum rant.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Curvy

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Curvy"

Your definition please, sir? Which may need to include a definition of Tina's forum insurance process...

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had never heard of 'meet' as a noun before I came on here.

'meet' - the person you meet.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"I had never heard of 'meet' as a noun before I came on here.

'meet' - the person you meet. "

Not just me then. Phew!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I had never heard of 'meet' as a noun before I came on here.

'meet' - the person you meet.

Not just me then. Phew!"

My innocence was sucked out of me

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Sex wee - ejaculation

Could you define squirting and/or gushing please? "

No

A male friend of mine calls it a sex wee when he cums, when he's messing about, (e.g. I was so excited about the B&Q sale I did a sex wee). He's done this as long as I've known him which is a lot longer than I've been on here.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I had never heard of 'meet' as a noun before I came on here.

'meet' - the person you meet. "

Never heard of a race meet?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I had never heard of 'meet' as a noun before I came on here.

'meet' - the person you meet.

Not just me then. Phew!"

It got very confusing as my work life is either meetings or me writing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rude...a thing another person is when you don't get what you want from them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dial-a-shag - as in this isn't it

Shagathon - prolonged session

Airtight - the best thread ever!

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By *huramMan  over a year ago

London

Sapiosexual.

Because I'm not just a shag, I'm an intellectual shag.

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Swingles - singles who swing, because you're only a swinger if you're in a couple and have pampas grass"

the others were great, but this one made me chuckle so hard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm leaving!!

*one week later *

Hey! I'm back!!

Welcome back. "

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Adding to the entry on Bareback:

The most heinous of activities. Some will ask for this, some will boast about it but those that do will face loud condemnation. No right thinking person has ever had bareback sex and babies are all the result of artificial insemination.

It is, of course, a risky activity that can lead to the spread of STIs, which will kill you.

See also, protect yourself.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mod or Moderator

Killjoy that spoils all...um, oh hello Ms. Mod. As I was saying Mod: Firm but fair, lovely individuals who give up their time to keep the fora safe and happy by putting bad forumites on the naughty step and by wielding the mighty wand of vapourisation.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mod or Moderator

Killjoy that spoils all...um, oh hello Ms. Mod. As I was saying Mod: Firm but fair, lovely individuals who give up their time to keep the fora safe and happy by putting bad forumites on the naughty step and by wielding the mighty wand of vapourisation."

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Swingles - singles who swing, because you're only a swinger if you're in a couple and have pampas grass"

And an ankle chain. However, although we all seem to agree that the woman should wear it, consensus has yet to be reached about which ankle it should adorn.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Dial-a-shag - as in this isn't it

Shagathon - prolonged session

Airtight - the best thread ever!"

Ah, yes...airtight: I didn't know the sexual meaning till I came on here.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Spit roast - this has something to do with meat but there is no fire. All references to pig/hogs to be kept out of earshot. Men often give each other high fives during this activity.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lamp post pissing

I love that one

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Spit roast - this has something to do with meat but there is no fire. All references to pig/hogs to be kept out of earshot. Men often give each other high fives during this activity.

"

Also known as pulling an Eiffel Tower.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the cock squad

the possie of pussy squad

the bareback squad

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i'll let someone else do the definations of "popcorn" and "instashag"....

but if i don't get any credit for "instashag" there will be serious words with my laywers....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i'll let someone else do the definations of "popcorn" and "instashag"....

but if i don't get any credit for "instashag" there will be serious words with my laywers.... "

I meant instashag instead of dial-a-shag (shows my old age). The definition is the same: this isn't it

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

ATM - Nothing whatsoever to do with cashpoint machines.

Dredging - Don't ask. Honestly. Just don't. I know you're going to go and Google for it now but don't say you weren't warned. See Blue Waffle

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i'll let someone else do the definations of "popcorn" and "instashag"....

but if i don't get any credit for "instashag" there will be serious words with my laywers.... "

Define away.

PEOPLE - we need your definitions. You are helping forum inmates to be.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Damn! It's meant to say Phrase and Fable!

This can be found under the entry of Evie! - resident inspirational runner and the queen of the typo.

"

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Lamp post pissing

I love that one "

I like gatepost pissing since, to me, it suggests marking property rather than just street furniture.

I imagine people visiting a meet's house and then peeing on the gatepost on the way out before going home to write a hands off, they're mine veri.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Veri. Have we done veri yet? My finger is too tired to scroll.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Veri. Have we done veri yet? My finger is too tired to scroll."

No, we've only had re-verify.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Admin/Admins: It's their ball and they decide who may play with it and how. See also Democracy.

Democracy: This isn't one. See also Admin/Admins

Spit the dummy: Have a childish tantrum. See also Throw one's toys out of the pram

Throw one's toys out of the pram: Have a childish tantrum. See also Spit the dummy

PM: Private message. A bit like an e-mail. These shall remain private on pain if naughty step.

Burger: Shhh! You'll have Ryan in here. See also Ryan

Ryan: Resident nutcase but not a bad bloke considering. See also Burger.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Caps Lock: TURN IT OFF BECAUSE IT IS CONSIDERED SHOUTING!

FAQ: Read it. See also Forum Rules.

Forum Rules: Read them because breaking them means time on tge naughty step. See also FAQ

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Newbury

[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 22:36:22]

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Newbury

"Fawning" - A more advanced form of "White Knightery", often to be found on threads where a particularly attractive female has expressed her desire to leave fabs forever and never return because of a "nasty man".

See also: the many and baffling parallels with the needy, introspective and self pitying behaviour found on the fora and the lyrics of one Stephen Morrisey.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clique- a group of platinum members who are seen as the big down wolves around here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Figging - a piece of peeled ginger shoved up ones arse

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 22:36:22]"

When posting something to a thread you have a couple of minutes to change your mind. When you delete your post the above is displayed.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Newbury


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/15 22:36:22]

When posting something to a thread you have a couple of minutes to change your mind. When you delete your post the above is displayed.

"

I typo'd and you know me, I just can't bear it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shot down in flames - when a poster cannot challenge a viewpoint so they prefer to insinuate that the other poster is somehow bullying them.

Also, I'm entitled to my opinion, again when a poster is unable to challenge an opposing viewpoint.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Orchestra of wolves - when pack mentality takes over and a poster is ripped to shreds.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Rude: When someone does not reply, even with a 'no thanks', to someone that has taken the time to message them and meets all of their criteria and was polite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your loss - standard reply to a no thanks message

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Your loss - standard reply to a no thanks message "

See also, Their loss... standard reply when a person, usually female, complains they have been stood up or rejected in some other way.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Punching above their weight: When someone meets someone else that a third party thinks is out of the first persons "league". See also League.

League: A person's grading according to how attractive they are. It is a crime in the opinion of some for anybody to seek to meet anyone "out of their league". For instance, fat people only deserve to meet fat people, unless a non-fat (and therefore more attractive) person shows an interest in them. Then they should be grateful.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Newbury


"Your loss - standard reply to a no thanks message

See also, Their loss... standard reply when a person, usually female, complains they have been stood up or rejected in some other way.

"

C/f "fawning"

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Your loss - standard reply to a no thanks message

See also, Their loss... standard reply when a person, usually female, complains they have been stood up or rejected in some other way.

C/f "fawning""

Also Typo!

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Your loss - standard reply to a no thanks message

See also, Their loss... standard reply when a person, usually female, complains they have been stood up or rejected in some other way.

C/f "fawning"

Also Typo!

"

I'm making lots today. And I can't actually manage to care. I think I may be ill.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bump.... Needs no explanation!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Adding to the entry on Bareback:

The most heinous of activities. Some will ask for this, some will boast about it but those that do will face loud condemnation. No right thinking person has ever had bareback sex and babies are all the result of artificial insemination.

It is, of course, a risky activity that can lead to the spread of STIs, which will kill you.

See also, protect yourself.

"

The most heinous activity requests are for bareback to produce offspring, that will not know their father nor have financial support.

Once pregnant, said female will have unlimited requests sent to her for sex. Breastfeeding may transpire too.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Aargh the urge to be naughty is strong.

Must resist.

Must resist.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Newbie - this refers to someone new to the site, the fora or another other activity. Some will claim to be newbies for as long as a year.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Man up! - a phrase used when someone posts anything the particular reader feels shows vulnerability of any sort.

See also, fragile, thicker skin and (often) FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forum lemming....someone who enters the coliseum with a perspective/subject/idea that's way too controversial then tries to argue their point....enter the wolf pack.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

Veri - a brief description of a person's reliability and the experience had while meeting, similar to a character reference.

block list - a list of douchenozzles (cheers VV) who don't take thanks but no thanks very well

mmf - male male femal threesome - lots of fun

mff - man with two girls - many men have this as a fantasy

UNLOS- user no longer on site - a timewaster or fantasist

You have too many veris for my liking - you're a slut and I don't fuck sluts lol

Won't meet smokers - in some cases genuine but often oh I'm desperate so I'll just say it's there as a mistake

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Genuine - no one is really sure of the etymology of this word in a Fab context. It is usually found on profiles with little text, no pictures and no verifications and is used to ensure the reader knows the profile is not of a fake person.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Genuine - no one is really sure of the etymology of this word in a Fab context. It is usually found on profiles with little text, no pictures and no verifications and is used to ensure the reader knows the profile is not of a fake person.

"

It seems to be a case of protesting too much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blue waffle- DO NOT GOOGLE= manky fanjina(see fanjina above)

2Girls 1cup- DO NOT GOOGLE = see dredging/scat.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

'Fancy a fuck' - three words guaranteed to get you added to a block list (see block list)

watersports - peeing on or being peed on by someone else as part of sex

pegging - a woman wearing a strap on and anally penetrating a man (see strap on)

strap on - a dildo which can be worn by a woman and used to either have sex with another woman or have sex with a man's arse

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"'Fancy a fuck' - three words guaranteed to get you added to a block list (see block list)

watersports - peeing on or being peed on by someone else as part of sex

pegging - a woman wearing a strap on and anally penetrating a man (see strap on)

strap on - a dildo which can be worn by a woman and used to either have sex with another woman or have sex with a man's arse"

Blimey! I didn't know that's what pegging meant.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"'Fancy a fuck' - three words guaranteed to get you added to a block list (see block list)

watersports - peeing on or being peed on by someone else as part of sex

pegging - a woman wearing a strap on and anally penetrating a man (see strap on)

strap on - a dildo which can be worn by a woman and used to either have sex with another woman or have sex with a man's arse

Blimey! I didn't know that's what pegging meant. "

Neither did I until I saw a status about someone want to be 'pegged' and I looked it up because i thought it meant having clothes pegs clipped on them lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"'Fancy a fuck' - three words guaranteed to get you added to a block list (see block list)

watersports - peeing on or being peed on by someone else as part of sex

pegging - a woman wearing a strap on and anally penetrating a man (see strap on)

strap on - a dildo which can be worn by a woman and used to either have sex with another woman or have sex with a man's arse

Blimey! I didn't know that's what pegging meant.

Neither did I until I saw a status about someone want to be 'pegged' and I looked it up because i thought it meant having clothes pegs clipped on them lol"

That's what I thought too.

Please can someone post the definition of having clothes pegs attached?

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"'Fancy a fuck' - three words guaranteed to get you added to a block list (see block list)

watersports - peeing on or being peed on by someone else as part of sex

pegging - a woman wearing a strap on and anally penetrating a man (see strap on)

strap on - a dildo which can be worn by a woman and used to either have sex with another woman or have sex with a man's arse

Blimey! I didn't know that's what pegging meant.

Neither did I until I saw a status about someone want to be 'pegged' and I looked it up because i thought it meant having clothes pegs clipped on them lol

That's what I thought too.

Please can someone post the definition of having clothes pegs attached?

"

A bit ouchy but I like it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Laundering. ..hanging one out by ones genitals using pegs on a very strong washing line. Not advised for rotary lines...its a repetitive cycle.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Professional - spelling varies. Usually translated to 'I have a job and I want to meet others who are in work too.'

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sydney University - 1) This eponymous institute of learning has a long running study into adult sex sites, collects evidence of their use, pictures and profiles. The date of publication for this longitudinal study is not known;

2) A useless warning some people add to their profile;

3) a noun for picture collectors.

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

Opal Fruit Pussy...

Which if I remember rightly was when you take pussy hygiene to the highest of levels. It's when you eat healthily, drink lots of water and eat lots of fruit etc. well in advance of a meet. Do this and your pussy will taste awesome. Like an opal fruit apparently! I don't think I dreamt this. I'm pretty sure it came up in a pussy hygiene thread I started a few weeks ago

Has anyone mentioned 'Lamp post pissing' yet? I've never been too sure what it means. Maybe someone could explain.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Opal Fruit Pussy...

Which if I remember rightly was when you take pussy hygiene to the highest of levels. It's when you eat healthily, drink lots of water and eat lots of fruit etc. well in advance of a meet. Do this and your pussy will taste awesome. Like an opal fruit apparently! I don't think I dreamt this. I'm pretty sure it came up in a pussy hygiene thread I started a few weeks ago

Has anyone mentioned 'Lamp post pissing' yet? I've never been too sure what it means. Maybe someone could explain."

Thank you for that contribution, it is much appreciated.

Lamp post pissing has been mentioned but additional definitions are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moodhoover"

Yes!! The miserable twat that just

Drags a dark cloud over a happy topic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Douchenozzle

Ha ha ha ha love it

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

Has anyone mentioned Cockwomble yet?

I think it just means someone who's a bit of a fool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Opal Fruit Pussy...

Which if I remember rightly was when you take pussy hygiene to the highest of levels. It's when you eat healthily, drink lots of water and eat lots of fruit etc. well in advance of a meet. Do this and your pussy will taste awesome. Like an opal fruit apparently! I don't think I dreamt this. I'm pretty sure it came up in a pussy hygiene thread I started a few weeks ago

Has anyone mentioned 'Lamp post pissing' yet? I've never been too sure what it means. Maybe someone could explain."

Hmmm I might be slightly confused on this one too!

Think there are a few examples?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Blue waffle- DO NOT GOOGLE= manky fanjina(see fanjina above)

2Girls 1cup- DO NOT GOOGLE = see dredging/scat."

A man and a jar - DO NOT GOOGLE = when anal goes very wrong

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Grammar nazi/spelling police :- People who have obviously memorised the spelling of every word in the Oxford English Dictionary, and are pretty darned sharpish to jump down the throat of those who haven't.

Troll :- Someone who has no interest in the topic of a thread, but just keeps posting antagonistic shite to goad people for no obvious gain.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

DO NOT GOOGLE - This usually denotes incitement to Google and is followed by comments on how awful the person was to even raise the issue they were advised not to Google. This symbol will follow some of those posts: .

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By *aaLaaWoman  over a year ago

Pontesbury

Fun - possibly mythical state of being.

Some are "fun", others search for "fun", though a few amongst us seem to enjoy having "Fun" implying that they have indeed found this golden fleece.

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

Gets popcorn / Pulls up a seat...

Said after someone's said something a bit controversial on the forum. It's all about to kick off so it's best to just sit back and watch the carnage unfold.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fun - possibly mythical state of being.

Some are "fun", others search for "fun", though a few amongst us seem to enjoy having "Fun" implying that they have indeed found this golden fleece."

Fun - euphemism for sex, whether the sex was fun or not.

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

The "backtrack" dance - When someone makes a comment they believe will agree with peoples opinions, however when that is not the case, the person will start to drawback from statement by using some of the following:

I was only joking

I was doing it to get attention

that was not my position but just wanted to get feedback

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Play - euphemism for sex, whether it was playful or not.

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