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"Bed ffs "Me too! You make it and I'll jump in bed!  | |||
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"Bed ffs
Me too! You make it and I'll jump in bed! "You get the coffee and it's a deal | |||
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"Ooh! Can I request one of those too? All I have is weetabix "Got sausage as well | |||
oh and M&s tinned tomatoes | |||
"I have bacon and sausages in the oven and scrambled eggs nearly ready, toast just popped up so nearly ready , want some oh and M&s tinned tomatoes"Ready for the football this afternoon? | |||
"Bed ffs
Me too! You make it and I'll jump in bed!
You get the coffee and it's a deal "Tea for me but I'll get you a coffee | |||
"I have bacon and sausages in the oven and scrambled eggs nearly ready, toast just popped up so nearly ready , want some oh and M&s tinned tomatoes"You are doing it in style Show off | |||
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"Smoked dry cured bacon here with a runny egg and a mug of black coffee." I should be happy for you, but I just feel resentful *sulks* | |||
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"Smoked dry cured bacon here with a runny egg and a mug of black coffee. I should be happy for you, but I just feel resentful *sulks*" The front door is open, let yourself in, I'm in the kitchen. | |||
"I have bacon and sausages in the oven and scrambled eggs nearly ready, toast just popped up so nearly ready , want some oh and M&s tinned tomatoes
You are doing it in style Show off "Actually the tomatoes are from last years xmas hamper  , found them lurking in the cupboard | |||
"I would make one for everyone. But I have to go to work "Spoilsport | |||
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"Where are you? In bed "At home or were you at jaydees? | |||
"Bed ffs
Me too! You make it and I'll jump in bed!
You get the coffee and it's a deal
Tea for me but I'll get you a coffee "Right jump in then | |||
"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?"Home | |||
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"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?
Home "Ok too far away then sorry | |||
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"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?
Home
Ok too far away then sorry "Tease | |||
"Ooh I've got some bacon! What I want is a lovely guy to bring me breakfast in bed.... "Gimme 45 minutes. I'll even wear my special apron.. | |||
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"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?
Home
Ok too far away then sorry
Tease "Is this name as many clubs in one convo as you can? Sinner | |||
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"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?
Home
Ok too far away then sorry
Tease
Is this name as many clubs in one convo as you can? Sinner"No I'm all about the bacon | |||
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"Can i have a tea please....in bed......not feeling too great this morning. "On its way | |||
"Bacon and tomato sarnie sounds really good "Oh it does | |||
"Bacon and tomato sarnie sounds really good "Make that two...mine with mayo please! Mmmm | |||
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"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?
Home
Ok too far away then sorry
Tease
Is this name as many clubs in one convo as you can? Sinner
No I'm all about the bacon "Can I have poached egg and strong black coffee then please. I'm being good and becoming a new woman | |||
"Can i have a tea please....in bed......not feeling too great this morning.
On its way "Thank you pp.....much appreciated.xx | |||
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"Bacon and tomato sarnie sounds really good
Oh it does "Morning PP x | |||
"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?
Home
Ok too far away then sorry
Tease
Is this name as many clubs in one convo as you can? Sinner
No I'm all about the bacon
Can I have poached egg and strong black coffee then please. I'm being good and becoming a new woman "It's a bit painful though innit from what I've read | |||
"Bacon and tomato sarnie sounds really good
Oh it does
Morning PP x "Morning x | |||
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"Where are you? In bed
At home or were you at jaydees?
Home
Ok too far away then sorry
Tease
Is this name as many clubs in one convo as you can? Sinner
No I'm all about the bacon
Can I have poached egg and strong black coffee then please. I'm being good and becoming a new woman
It's a bit painful though innit from what I've read "How did you find that to read?  | |||
I will make the tea  | |||
"Bed ffs
Me too! You make it and I'll jump in bed!
You get the coffee and it's a deal
Tea for me but I'll get you a coffee
Right jump in then "Forgive me if I fall asleep up early and busy 12.5hrs at work yesterday | |||
"Morning all you lovely people Bacon and Toshn with tomato please
I will make the tea "cover me in tomato and take me | |||
"Morning all you lovely people Bacon and Toshn with tomato please
I will make the tea cover me in tomato and take me "Shall we skip the tomato bit? | |||
"Morning all you lovely people Bacon and Toshn with tomato please
I will make the tea cover me in tomato and take me
Shall we skip the tomato bit? "Yeah yer right. Who needs food xx | |||
"Morning all you lovely people Bacon and Toshn with tomato please
I will make the tea cover me in tomato and take me "Tart | |||
"Oh now I want a bacon sandwich!!! Good job I actually bought some!! Off I toddle downstairs" I hope you'll be toddling back up stairs when they are made | |||
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"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x "Thanks alot  | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x "lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet | |||
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"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet "Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x | |||
"Morning all you lovely people Bacon and Toshn with tomato please
I will make the tea cover me in tomato and take me
Tart "Moi? | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x
Thanks alot "Dont fret.........i get very hungry after a beer or two......you can be supper.x | |||
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"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x
Thanks alot
Dont fret.........i get very hungry after a beer or two......you can be supper.x"You'll need a big loaf | |||
"Oh now I want a bacon sandwich!!! Good job I actually bought some!! Off I toddle downstairs I hope you'll be toddling back up stairs when they are made" Of course!!! Perving at bums on a sunday morning in bed! X | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x
Thanks alot
Dont fret.........i get very hungry after a beer or two......you can be supper.x
You'll need a big loaf "Dont you worry about that......just take it like a man. | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x"you would need lots of carbs after a session with me | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me "You might need some of your own too. | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. "I think I would xx | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx "Don't forget self control | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Don't forget self control "Got plenty of that mate | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx "Now........just get on that damn toast.x | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Don't forget self control Got plenty of that mate "Don't make me laugh | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Don't forget self control Got plenty of that mate
Don't make me laugh " | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Now........just get on that damn toast.x"ok. Eat me | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Now........just get on that damn toast.x ok. Eat me "That sounds so wrong | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Now........just get on that damn toast.x ok. Eat me
That sounds so wrong "lol I thought you was going ? | |||
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"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Now........just get on that damn toast.x ok. Eat me "Thats more like it........just stop wriggling about or i'll have to get the syrup out to make you stick. | |||
"Might need a bit of food now.........toshie on toast.......x lol me with tomato and now on toast I'm no good for a diet
Who said i was dieting.......need some food before my outing this aft........sorted.x you would need lots of carbs after a session with me
You might need some of your own too. I think I would xx
Now........just get on that damn toast.x ok. Eat me
Thats more like it........just stop wriggling about or i'll have to get the syrup out to make you stick. "now that's just getting kinky | |||
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"Anyone out there care to make me a cuppa please? Tea, drop of milk, no sugar. Thanks .Xx" I know how you take it | |||
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"Anyone out there care to make me a cuppa please? Tea, drop of milk, no sugar. Thanks .Xx I know how you take it "Yes you do. And you know I like it in bed too. That's just where I am .Are you delivering it too? | |||
"Anyone out there care to make me a cuppa please? Tea, drop of milk, no sugar. Thanks .Xx I know how you take it
Yes you do. And you know I like it in bed too. That's just where I am .Are you delivering it too? "would be rude not too xx | |||
"Anyone out there care to make me a cuppa please? Tea, drop of milk, no sugar. Thanks .Xx I know how you take it
Yes you do. And you know I like it in bed too. That's just where I am .Are you delivering it too? would be rude not too xx "Thanks darlin .Xx | |||
"Anyone out there care to make me a cuppa please? Tea, drop of milk, no sugar. Thanks .Xx I know how you take it
Yes you do. And you know I like it in bed too. That's just where I am .Are you delivering it too? would be rude not too xx
Thanks darlin .Xx"My pleasure x | |||
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now he's made me a cuppa tea | |||
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"Sinking my teeth into a bit of meat right now, yum" u could have shared | |||
"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty "To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win | |||
"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win "*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then | |||
"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then "haha Awww. Yer can share my bacon | |||
"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then haha Awww. Yer can share my bacon "may i have a little nibble to | |||
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"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then haha Awww. Yer can share my bacon
may i have a little nibble to"Nah I have a sausage for you xx | |||
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"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then haha Awww. Yer can share my bacon
may i have a little nibble to Nah I have a sausage for you xx "oh thats even better xx | |||
"PP you're a swine!!! I'm starting healthy eating today & now I want a bacon sandwich with brown sauce "You know you want to  | |||
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"I want to not be hungover but what a cracking night "Ditto- no hangover here and a cracking cuppa missus!  | |||
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"PP you're a swine!!! I'm starting healthy eating today & now I want a bacon sandwich with brown sauce
You know you want to "No, I need to shift some lard | |||
"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then haha Awww. Yer can share my bacon "Nice one Tosh, it's good to know there's some compassion in this world afterall | |||
"You're a very bad man PP "Yep | |||
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"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then "Aw. Ace .Don't be like that. | |||
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"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then
Aw. Ace .Don't be like that. "I would be ecstatically happy to cook you breakfast any morning xx | |||
"This is blatant sexism, Miss Cairiad gets all the attention whilst I am waiting for ma bacon & mushroom butty To be fair mate. You are lovely but if it's a choice of bringing you brekkie in bed or the lovely LnL breakfast in bed. I think she would win
*fucks off and makes his own breakfast then
Aw. Ace .Don't be like that.
I would be ecstatically happy to cook you breakfast any morning xx "Thanks lovely .X | |||
"I want Thenidan for a spooning sesh "You would get much more than any damn spooning.... | |||
"I want Thenidan for a spooning sesh
You would get much more than any damn spooning...."Yes please | |||
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"A day off " You've just had the weekend off | |||
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