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over a year ago
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I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw   |
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw "
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"
Wow, no I didn't know that! So McVities were lying about the 'smashing orangey bit' in their adverts!  (only people of a certain age will remember!!)
What's the number for the ASA!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gave them up for Lent a couple of years ago and it was like coming off heroin. Never again.
Are you still on heroin though? "
Yeah. But I have cut down on crisps a bit  |
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"
What is this heresy?? |
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It's funny, i'm not usually bothered by crisps or other savoury snacks, but as soon as I say I can't have them I NEED them. I'm low carbing (most of the time) and last week had 4 packs of crisps in 1 day. I can go for months without having a single crisp! |
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By *llebWoman
over a year ago
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"
Mortified ...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bugger, does anyone have a tourniquet. 
You are gonna need more than that after
Bloody big sling !"
I guess I'm flattered you've suggested a big sling.
Luckily, I've not been held to task by the anti-savoury snack police and can continue to enjoy the sublime delights of sea salt and balsamic vinegar flavour kettle crisps, and not have to mutilate my tallywhacker with my junior hacksaw.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X
Mortified ...... "
So was I x I had to Google it coz I didn't believe it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X
What is this heresy?? "
Google it I was heart broken x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X
What is this heresy??
Google it I was heart broken x"
I have, I'm going to need therapy or counselling or something. I'll be lying down if anybody's looking for me. How could they do this to me, I'm not sure about anything anymore.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X
What is this heresy??
Google it I was heart broken x
I have, I'm going to need therapy or counselling or something. I'll be lying down if anybody's looking for me. How could they do this to me, I'm not sure about anything anymore...."
I know after all the lies our parents told us; santa, tooth fairy, easter bunny ect and if that's not bad enough jaffa cakes are not oranges... what ever next  X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No. I'd happily give up crisps. Peanut butter though. .......
Don't eat crisps.... But you're right peanut butter yummy....have you tried the Almond one ?"
What is this you speak of????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X"
You had to go and spoil it didn't you. 
And they're only cakes for tax purposes. |
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw "
Cherry jaffa cakes in M&S...better than sex! |
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Cherry jaffa cakes in M&S...better than sex!"
I'm off to m&s tomorrow. |
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"I like Jaffa cakes but you know what? After very careful consideration (and it was 50/50 for a while) on the balance of considerations I think I'd rather give them up than cut my knob off with a hacksaw
Did you know jaffa cakes are not made with orange they made with apricots?? X
You had to go and spoil it didn't you.
And they're only cakes for tax purposes. "
Nah the reason they are cakes is because they go hard when stale! Don't wish VAT on them!! I would have to re-do my Jaffa cake budget for this quarter
I gave up crisps for lent once even though I'm not religious, but I could still have Doritos as they aren't crisps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give up eating crisps. "
Try this
Big bag of dorritos, empty onto an oven tray, grate cheese over & stick them into a hot oven for 5 mins.
Then remove & add some sour cream, salsa & halipinos.
Awesome!!!
Wish I hadn't posted this now, bloody shops shut.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give up eating crisps.
Try this
Big bag of dorritos, empty onto an oven tray, grate cheese over & stick them into a hot oven for 5 mins.
Then remove & add some sour cream, salsa & halipinos.
Awesome!!!
Wish I hadn't posted this now, bloody shops shut. "
I do this too!! Lush!! |
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