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From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved.  |
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over a year ago
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved. "
That's just put me off my toast.
Hope you feel better soon though. |
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved. "
Yum! Tasty AND effective...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym  "
regular low fat foods and healthy light exercise is the way, no need to fork out to join a gym |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym "
Weight loss is 80% diet.
Excercise burns relatively few calories. Diet must be used to create a calorie deficit for any meaningful weight loss.
Exercise alone is highly unlikely to work. |
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By *jj46Man
over a year ago
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym regular low fat foods and healthy light exercise is the way, no need to fork out to join a gym"
im former boxer and pretty good at loosing weight to make weight for fights. If you look into weight loss most of the stuff they tell is a gimmick doesn't beat old fashioned gym work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym regular low fat foods and healthy light exercise is the way, no need to fork out to join a gym im former boxer and pretty good at loosing weight to make weight for fights. If you look into weight loss most of the stuff they tell is a gimmick doesn't beat old fashioned gym work "
Rubbish. I've never been to a gym. Just move. If you want to lose weight sell your sofa! Or eat fish soup.. |
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By *jj46Man
over a year ago
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of either"
it's not rubbish it's true fact lol |
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol "
so how have I lost weight and kept it off then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol so how have I lost weight and kept it off then"
faulty scales maybe  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol so how have I lost weight and kept it off then faulty scales maybe maybe, not sure many scales are 12 stone + out though have you checked the battery hahaha you fine as you are "
Considering Diamond's has just told you she's lost 12 stone and is keeping it off, why would you feel the need to say she's fine as she is? 
I'm not certain your opinion is that important to her anyway. |
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol "
In your world it is! I lost eight stones, Diamond considerably more, with not one second of organised exercise.
Plenty more examples of fabbers who have achieved the same. |
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol so how have I lost weight and kept it off theny
There's a good percentage that it doesn't work il stick by my opinion no matter what and if your way works that cool "
Make up your mind, first you said it was a fact, now it's your opinion. |
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By *jj46Man
over a year ago
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol
In your world it is! I lost eight stones, Diamond considerably more, with not one second of organised exercise.
Plenty more examples of fabbers who have achieved the same."
I think it's cool for diamond made up for her what she's doing is working for her |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol
In your world it is! I lost eight stones, Diamond considerably more, with not one second of organised exercise.
Plenty more examples of fabbers who have achieved the same. I think it's cool for diamond made up for her what she's doing is working for her "
It rather disproves your "fact" though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going to the gym isn't the only option or way to lose way it's all about eating healthy and exercise gym work is a way but I'm fairly fit and in good shape well many might disagree but never being in a gym in me life cycling swimming and running along with the right foods and right portions does the trick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing works you still put tge weight back only for weight loss is to do it the hard way go the gym what rubbish I've never been near a gym what's more I have no intention of eitherit's not rubbish it's true fact lol so how have I lost weight and kept it off theny
There's a good percentage that it doesn't work il stick by my opinion no matter what and if your way works that cool
Make up your mind, first you said it was a fact, now it's your opinion."
Not just a fact. A true one 
Is it possible different methods work for different individuals...
I say probably |
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The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Taking the commonly used guide that losing 1lb of fat requires a calorie deficit of 3500 calories, calculate how much gym work is required each week to lose just 1lb, and then the preferable targets of 1.5_2lbs.
Then, assuming the person isn't overeating at all, but just consuming their required maintenance calories, tell me how likely it is anyone could lose a significant amount of weight in a reasonable time by exercise alone, without using diet to create a calorie deficit. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own."
Exercise alone is not an effective form of weight loss.
Weight maintenance, yes, but it takes too much exercise to create a sufficient calorie deficit for effective weight loss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved. "
Interesting! I wish to lose 13lbs with as little effort on my part as possible (naturally!)
How many cartons of fish soup do you think I'll need? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved.
Interesting! I wish to lose 13lbs with as little effort on my part as possible (naturally!)
How many cartons of fish soup do you think I'll need? X"
Id say at least 5 bowls a week should suffice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own.
Exercise alone is not an effective form of weight loss.
Weight maintenance, yes, but it takes too much exercise to create a sufficient calorie deficit for effective weight loss."
Agreed! Now relax lovely! Come round here for a brew (I have chocolate Swiss roll - mildly disappointing!), I'm laid up with a swollen knee (pole dancing accident at Cupids - one day I will remember I'm middle aged!)
Oh - and stop at Lidl on the way! I have three toilets - we'll be fine! (Better grab air freshener along with the soup though! ) |
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By *jj46Man
over a year ago
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"The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own.
Exercise alone is not an effective form of weight loss.
Weight maintenance, yes, but it takes too much exercise to create a sufficient calorie deficit for effective weight loss."
im one of those who can eat loads and not put weight booze is the biggest weight gainer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved.
Interesting! I wish to lose 13lbs with as little effort on my part as possible (naturally!)
How many cartons of fish soup do you think I'll need? X
Id say at least 5 bowls a week should suffice. "
Excellent!
I'll also smell rather appetisingly of stale fish - a huge bonus to some men I'm sure!  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own.
Exercise alone is not an effective form of weight loss.
Weight maintenance, yes, but it takes too much exercise to create a sufficient calorie deficit for effective weight loss.
Agreed! Now relax lovely! Come round here for a brew (I have chocolate Swiss roll - mildly disappointing!), I'm laid up with a swollen knee (pole dancing accident at Cupids - one day I will remember I'm middle aged!)
Oh - and stop at Lidl on the way! I have three toilets - we'll be fine! (Better grab air freshener along with the soup though! ) "
240 miles... it'll be well stinky by the time I get there!
Just the thought is making me heave! |
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"The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own.
Exercise alone is not an effective form of weight loss.
Weight maintenance, yes, but it takes too much exercise to create a sufficient calorie deficit for effective weight loss."
I would agree, but it can make a substantial difference to insulin resistance which may have a significant bearing. A lot of people/animals became insulin resistance when injury prevented exercise. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own.
Exercise alone is not an effective form of weight loss.
Weight maintenance, yes, but it takes too much exercise to create a sufficient calorie deficit for effective weight loss.
I would agree, but it can make a substantial difference to insulin resistance which may have a significant bearing. A lot of people/animals became insulin resistance when injury prevented exercise."
True, it's a help for a number of reasons. Increased muscle = more calories burned even at rest and increased metabolism for a while after exercise etc. There are loads of benefits.
It's not enough for serious weight loss by itself though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved.
Interesting! I wish to lose 13lbs with as little effort on my part as possible (naturally!)
How many cartons of fish soup do you think I'll need? X
Id say at least 5 bowls a week should suffice.
Excellent!
I'll also smell rather appetisingly of stale fish - a huge bonus to some men I'm sure! "
Fishy for sure, i think stale is a bit harsh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Agreed! Now relax lovely! Come round here for a brew (I have chocolate Swiss roll - mildly disappointing!), I'm laid up with a swollen knee (pole dancing accident at Cupids - one day I will remember I'm middle aged!)
Oh - and stop at Lidl on the way! I have three toilets - we'll be fine! (Better grab air freshener along with the soup though! ) "
Don't forget moist toilet tissue. |
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Agreed! Now relax lovely! Come round here for a brew (I have chocolate Swiss roll - mildly disappointing!), I'm laid up with a swollen knee (pole dancing accident at Cupids - one day I will remember I'm middle aged!)
Oh - and stop at Lidl on the way! I have three toilets - we'll be fine! (Better grab air freshener along with the soup though! )
Don't forget moist toilet tissue. "
You have to invest in moist for the more trying times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gym works AND other methods also work. It's only a question of willpower to continue what works for you.
There also the lucky fuckers who eat anything and everything and do fuck all and yet maintain healthy weights through no hard work of theirs. The lucky ones.
There are others too who struggle with weight because of laziness, low willpower or medical reasons.
Ignorance is also in a class of its own.
Exercise alone is not an effective form of weight loss.
Weight maintenance, yes, but it takes too much exercise to create a sufficient calorie deficit for effective weight loss.
Agreed! Now relax lovely! Come round here for a brew (I have chocolate Swiss roll - mildly disappointing!), I'm laid up with a swollen knee (pole dancing accident at Cupids - one day I will remember I'm middle aged!)
Oh - and stop at Lidl on the way! I have three toilets - we'll be fine! (Better grab air freshener along with the soup though! )
240 miles... it'll be well stinky by the time I get there!
Just the thought is making me heave!"
Should work even faster though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wow this really is the gift that keeps on giving ! Yay!
What made you think fish soup in a jar would be a good idea in the first place "
 i know! Live and learn eh!? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved.
Interesting! I wish to lose 13lbs with as little effort on my part as possible (naturally!)
How many cartons of fish soup do you think I'll need? X
Id say at least 5 bowls a week should suffice. "
Developing IBS as a side effect of a bout of gastroentiritis and not being able to eat so many things that it's easy to stick to a daily calorie limit also works in my experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From Lidl. Fish soup in a bottle. Have a portion for lunch then empty your entire contents of your gut down the toilet over the next 12 hours. Repeat until the desired weight is achieved.
Interesting! I wish to lose 13lbs with as little effort on my part as possible (naturally!)
How many cartons of fish soup do you think I'll need? X
Id say at least 5 bowls a week should suffice.
Developing IBS as a side effect of a bout of gastroentiritis and not being able to eat so many things that it's easy to stick to a daily calorie limit also works in my experience."
That sounds rubbish!
Must admit I love pretty much all food and would hate to have to have a limited diet! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another food for weight loss is tinned sprouts .won a hamper one Christmas and the tin was in it .I opened it and the smell made me sick .  "
Sprouts come in tins! Ye gods!! |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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"im former boxer and pretty good at loosing weight to make weight for fights. If you look into weight loss most of the stuff they tell is a gimmick doesn't beat old fashioned gym work "
That's the point - gimmick diets are specifically designed to fail - that way you blame the particular diet technique not yourself - so you're an easy mark for the next diet gimmick that comes along |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
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I saw the fish soup last week in Lidl and I slipped one into the trolley while D wasn't looking but she spotted it before checkout.
You get some nice produce in the german supermarkets but some bizarre stuff as well, reminiscent of roadkill.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I never forget my best mate opening my soup cos her tin opener was shit and had a knack to it that only she could do. The soup was the blue dragon Chinese range, chicken and sweet corn, she peeled back the lid, the smell hit her then she saw it in all it's gloopy glory and bleurgh! She started heaving and was sick in her sink! I still ate my soup though! |
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"I saw the fish soup last week in Lidl and I slipped one into the trolley while D wasn't looking but she spotted it before checkout.
You get some nice produce in the german supermarkets but some bizarre stuff as well, reminiscent of roadkill.
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I think we can safely say don't eat it for your own good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another food for weight loss is tinned sprouts .won a hamper one Christmas and the tin was in it .I opened it and the smell made me sick .
Sprouts come in tins! Ye gods!! "
I no that's what I thought when I saw it . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In other news....i Just had my hair cut!
Yaaaay! Which one? X
Several from my bonce.
Just looked! Very fetching! X"
That was the old do! I'm in disguise now... |
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i would be sick from the smell alone..
