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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never been flashed! Just as well or they'd have sore testicles.
I used to flash my boobs to my ex at inappropriate moments, like when he was elbow deep in washing up...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never been flashed! Just as well or they'd have sore testicles.
I used to flash my boobs to my ex at inappropriate moments, like when he was elbow deep in washing up...
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Ha tease
Ever in public? |
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"I've never been flashed! Just as well or they'd have sore testicles.
I used to flash my boobs to my ex at inappropriate moments, like when he was elbow deep in washing up...
Ha tease
Ever in public?"
Pretty sure a person can go down on the sex offenders register for this. Perhaps not a subject appropriate for the site. Or real life.  |
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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago
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We went to a swinger club and when we got back to the hotel a wedding was just finishing. When we got in the lift there were three guys who we think must have been ushers as they were all dressed in tails. Mrs C had a long coat on over her basque and somehow it came undone, it looked like they enjoyed her misfortune though! |
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I was on the phone to a friend of mine when she paused and shouted, "I'm trying to think of something witty to say but all I can come up with is FUCK OFF, CUNT!"
I was like, Excuse me?
"Oh, sorry," she said, "Some tosser just flashed at me."
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By (user no longer on site)
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No sorry much me wanting to flash...
But was a a water park.. and hubby and my son went under a water fall and got pushed under the water I ran over to get my son.. when my husband said.. ummmm boob.. my boobs was full on out of my bakini and 2 guys was looking haha  |
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Last time someone flashed at me (well they did more than flash) they ended up losing the job they had been in for 40 years and had to face their family and friends cant remember if they got put on the sex offenders register but the only reason it didnt go to court was because i didnt want to give evidence as i was pregnant it was already bad enough all the hearings i had to go through with the unions |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I accidentally flashed the old deer across the street.
Whilst in the shower one day my dog decided he wanted a walk, opened the door and proceeded to cause havoc in the street, any way, once I realised and panic had fully set in I grabbed the nearest towel. I say towel it may as well have been a flannel! As before mentioned, panic had set in and I didn't realise the inadequate coverage of the above mentioned smallest towel in the world!
So as I retreve my dog from poor Mrs Roberts front porch, i grab the bloody dog and let go of the bloody towel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I accidentally flashed the old deer across the street.
Whilst in the shower one day my dog decided he wanted a walk, opened the door and proceeded to cause havoc in the street, any way, once I realised and panic had fully set in I grabbed the nearest towel. I say towel it may as well have been a flannel! As before mentioned, panic had set in and I didn't realise the inadequate coverage of the above mentioned smallest towel in the world!
So as I retreve my dog from poor Mrs Roberts front porch, i grab the bloody dog and let go of the bloody towel! "
I'm sure Mrs Roberts enjoyed the view and had a chuckle at your predicament. I would have! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I accidentally flashed the old deer across the street.
Whilst in the shower one day my dog decided he wanted a walk, opened the door and proceeded to cause havoc in the street, any way, once I realised and panic had fully set in I grabbed the nearest towel. I say towel it may as well have been a flannel! As before mentioned, panic had set in and I didn't realise the inadequate coverage of the above mentioned smallest towel in the world!
So as I retreve my dog from poor Mrs Roberts front porch, i grab the bloody dog and let go of the bloody towel!
I'm sure Mrs Roberts enjoyed the view and had a chuckle at your predicament. I would have! "
Enjoyed the view? Or had a giggle?
I do get a cheary good morning when I see her now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I accidentally flashed the old deer across the street.
Whilst in the shower one day my dog decided he wanted a walk, opened the door and proceeded to cause havoc in the street, any way, once I realised and panic had fully set in I grabbed the nearest towel. I say towel it may as well have been a flannel! As before mentioned, panic had set in and I didn't realise the inadequate coverage of the above mentioned smallest towel in the world!
So as I retreve my dog from poor Mrs Roberts front porch, i grab the bloody dog and let go of the bloody towel!
I'm sure Mrs Roberts enjoyed the view and had a chuckle at your predicament. I would have!
Enjoyed the view? Or had a giggle?
I do get a cheary good morning when I see her now "
Both |
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By (user no longer on site)
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havin a piss in the gents toilet in the wayout club in London,,lol the looks I got,,not falashing as such ,,but ,,lol was funny,,n yea I did for a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Flashed the neighbour once, we decided to have sex in the garden, and thought we'd be best placed along side the house away from any prying eyes.
So I bent forward dropping my trousers and knickers with Fred behind me, few minutes later he walks off, asked what he was doing and told me i'd left the gate open and our Neighbour was sat in the car watching opposite |
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We had a competition in our uni flat last year to see who could be the biggest tease whenever we needed the maintenance people to come fix anything - I never did anything more than flash in my knickers but one of my roommates was having sex when the guy let himself in   |
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