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over a year ago
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I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers
If I was limited to just one - then the voyeur in me would either want to see through clothes (on an optional basis - there's some people I wouldn't want to see naked!) or be invisible (so I could sneak into ladies changing rooms, obviously!).
On a slightly less sinister / disturbing note then if I couldn't have a power that allowed me to perform this sort of alarming gross invasion of privacy, then in the words of Keith Harris and Orville, I wish I could fly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers
If I was limited to just one - then the voyeur in me would either want to see through clothes (on an optional basis - there's some people I wouldn't want to see naked!) or be invisible (so I could sneak into ladies changing rooms, obviously!).
On a slightly less sinister / disturbing note then if I couldn't have a power that allowed me to perform this sort of alarming gross invasion of privacy, then in the words of Keith Harris and Orville, I wish I could fly!"
I now have
I wish i could fly ..right upto the sky
In my head in the orville voice    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers
If I was limited to just one - then the voyeur in me would either want to see through clothes (on an optional basis - there's some people I wouldn't want to see naked!) or be invisible (so I could sneak into ladies changing rooms, obviously!).
On a slightly less sinister / disturbing note then if I couldn't have a power that allowed me to perform this sort of alarming gross invasion of privacy, then in the words of Keith Harris and Orville, I wish I could fly!
I now have
I wish i could fly ..right upto the sky
In my head in the orville voice "
 it'll be there all day now! Sorreeee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The ability to fly faster than a speedibg bullet. All those sexy meets you could have on a sandy beach in places like bali and still be home for egg n chips for tea |
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I'd be the common sense commando .
Where ever there was gross stupidity and lack of any thought process I'd be there! Zapping the Darwinian with my cortex stimulator (a palm to their forehead ) to stop headlong rush in to daft situation or make glaringly clear answer to their question with the power of thought .  |
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Shape change, imagine the fun you could have with that. You could offer a dumping service, you go in and dump someone for them, or a come and fuck yourself service, not sure how popular that would be.
As for a name, Morpheus, or confused soul. |
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"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers
If I was limited to just one - then the voyeur in me would either want to see through clothes (on an optional basis - there's some people I wouldn't want to see naked!) or be invisible (so I could sneak into ladies changing rooms, obviously!).
On a slightly less sinister / disturbing note then if I couldn't have a power that allowed me to perform this sort of alarming gross invasion of privacy, then in the words of Keith Harris and Orville, I wish I could fly!"
I do in fact have Sylars ability to steal the superpowers of othes.
Unfortunately I haven't found anyone with superpowers, so until I do I am stuck as a normal-ish person. It basically sucks! |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"I'd be the common sense commando .
Where ever there was gross stupidity and lack of any thought process I'd be there! Zapping the Darwinian with my cortex stimulator (a palm to their forehead ) to stop headlong rush in to daft situation or make glaringly clear answer to their question with the power of thought . "
I love the idea of this one,
I think your superpowers would be in extreme demand..
If you do ever obtain this power, please visit my work and deal with the fuckwits!!
Mrs SB, I certainly think your giggling butt would very very hypnotic indeed.. I certainly wouldn't mind being put under your spell. 
Not sure how a butt can giggle though.. |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"I want to be like Sylar from Heroes and be able to absorb everyone else's superpowers
If I was limited to just one - then the voyeur in me would either want to see through clothes (on an optional basis - there's some people I wouldn't want to see naked!) or be invisible (so I could sneak into ladies changing rooms, obviously!).
On a slightly less sinister / disturbing note then if I couldn't have a power that allowed me to perform this sort of alarming gross invasion of privacy, then in the words of Keith Harris and Orville, I wish I could fly!
I do in fact have Sylars ability to steal the superpowers of othes.
Unfortunately I haven't found anyone with superpowers, so until I do I am stuck as a normal-ish person. It basically sucks!"
I have found I have a super power.. Almost of biblical proportions.
Just 5 minutes of my company and even the lame are able to run a mile. Jesus only managed to make them walk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Keeping with the sex theme...,
I'm 'Cock Sure' am part of a super hero team, when we need to locate another member you pull out my length, tug on it untill it's hard (preferably by another lady hero) and it points to a fallen heros location.
I'm pretty useless in other situations like fighting and stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
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I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The abilty to envoke others superpowers. Id fight on the side of good and be called Ms Awesome.
And so you're back... from outer space
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know! "
But you would have limitless potential.
Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.
Simples.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!
But you would have limitless potential.
Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.
Simples.
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It would make that 10 second pause before they announce the winner of the X-Factor a bit redundant though. Where's the fun in that? |
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The ability to read those Captcha numbers and letters first time would be handy. I can read and have good eyesight with glasses on, but those distorted letters are not easy and need several refreshes to get a better one.
So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language. |
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!
But you would have limitless potential.
Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.
Simples.
It would make that 10 second pause before they announce the winner of the X-Factor a bit redundant though. Where's the fun in that? "
Don;t give a toss for X-Factor. They can do what they like with it |
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!
But you would have limitless potential.
Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.
Simples.
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but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge |
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!
But you would have limitless potential.
Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.
Simples.
but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge "
Ah - even if that were the case (and I'm willing to take that chance) I'd know how to mitigate it.
See, self-supporting infinite logic wins that day |
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!
But you would have limitless potential.
Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.
Simples.
but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge
Ah - even if that were the case (and I'm willing to take that chance) I'd know how to mitigate it.
See, self-supporting infinite logic wins that day "
but you would stop using your brain and it would get boring i think. |
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"I think it would be handy, not so much a superpower as such, but it would be good the know EVERYTHING.
Absolutely everything.
I personally think that would be some sort of personal hell for me to know EVERYTHING. I think I'd much prefer to know just what I want to know!
But you would have limitless potential.
Want to solve world hunger? Easy! I know the answer... bit bust atm working on a Dyson Sphere but I'll jot down a 10 point plan and tell you who the best people for the job are.
Simples.
but you would lose lots of basic abilities plus your head would explode with all that knowledge
Ah - even if that were the case (and I'm willing to take that chance) I'd know how to mitigate it.
See, self-supporting infinite logic wins that day but you would stop using your brain and it would get boring i think. "
But I'd know how to entertain myself perpetually - I'd never get bored.
It's impervious to reason! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ive decided what i want my superpower to be.
I would like people to read my mind so i dont have to bother trying to explain things but id be able to switch it on and off when i liked."
Read your mind? Your lucky if people on fab read a message you send.
*cue canned laughter. boom boom.  |
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"Well ive decided what i want my superpower to be.
I would like people to read my mind so i dont have to bother trying to explain things but id be able to switch it on and off when i liked.
Read your mind? Your lucky if people on fab read a message you send.
*cue canned laughter. boom boom. "
thats funny, but if im joining in a conversation when its my turn instead of having to use my brain then the effort to actually speak i could just sit back and press a button at the right times |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"The ability to read those Captcha numbers and letters first time would be handy. I can read and have good eyesight with glasses on, but those distorted letters are not easy and need several refreshes to get a better one.
So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language."
The ability to read the serial number on the back of an ipad without the need for a scanning electron microscope would also be useful. |
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"The ability to read those Captcha numbers and letters first time would be handy. I can read and have good eyesight with glasses on, but those distorted letters are not easy and need several refreshes to get a better one.
So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language.
The ability to read the serial number on the back of an ipad without the need for a scanning electron microscope would also be useful."
Settings - General - About - scroll down a bit and the serial number is reported there. |
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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"The ability to read those Captcha numbers and letters first time would be handy. I can read and have good eyesight with glasses on, but those distorted letters are not easy and need several refreshes to get a better one.
So, maybe the ability to communicate in any language.
The ability to read the serial number on the back of an ipad without the need for a scanning electron microscope would also be useful.
Settings - General - About - scroll down a bit and the serial number is reported there. "
Won't charge otherwise it would have been easy..
Photographed it with a macro lens.. So got there eventually after lots of squinting and pulling faces like I was at the vinegar strokes  |
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