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He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ... . They don't have time.
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . .. A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed….Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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She said to me... Why is it always football, football, football on the tv?
I said to her... Cos I love the fact that there is one thing in this world you'll admit you haven't got a clue about.
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She said to me... Why don't you come home after work?
I said to her... Give me a reason to and I will. Plus the pub does an excellent lamb shank.
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She said to me... Why do car tyres always come in black?
I said to her... cos if they came in pink you'd be getting me to change them everyday cos they're dirty
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She said to me... Why don't you like my mother?
I said to her... cos it reminds me what you're going to look like in 30 years time
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She said to me... Wh..
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"She said to me... Why is it always football, football, football on the tv?
I said to her... Cos I love the fact that there is one thing in this world you'll admit you haven't got a clue about.
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She said to me... Why don't you come home after work?
I said to her... Give me a reason to and I will. Plus the pub does an excellent lamb shank.
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She said to me... Why do car tyres always come in black?
I said to her... cos if they came in pink you'd be getting me to change them everyday cos they're dirty
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She said to me... Why don't you like my mother?
I said to her... cos it reminds me what you're going to look like in 30 years time
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She said to me... Wh..
I just managed to stop that one in time."
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what men really mean.. a manslation
Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! Nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.
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" what men really mean.. a manslation
Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! Nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.
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DAMN....we've been rumbled lol x
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" what men really mean.. a manslation
Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! Nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.
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