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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will fill in soon.
Then it still says that months/years later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Won't meet married men, it's late so might get away with this!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Looking for fun' 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't meet married men, it's late so might get away with this! "
Popcorn at the ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put 'xxxxx' in the title or we won't read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Looking for fun'
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Haha, yeah.
We're looking for a fuck. If we wanted fun, we'd advertise for tiddlywinks or a waterfight. |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
In cave behind a waterfall on a hill |
This could take a while...and be a long list...off to get the coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol"
I have this in mine
Because "I can't meet at the drop of a hat"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NSA |
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"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol"
Repetitive statements probably reflect repetitive or unpleasant interactions that such users get a high volume of.
Having experience and not responding accordingly would be somewhat short sighted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing really. Don't get emotionally invested enough in the few seconds I'm browsing a profile for it to annoy me  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Sydney University disclaimers
Professional
No Time Wasters
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"No one liners you will be blocked" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Looking for fun'
Haha, yeah.
We're looking for a fuck. If we wanted fun, we'd advertise for tiddlywinks or a waterfight. "
Or 'fun guy' I've been on this site for 7 years and can honestly say that fun would not be a word I would use to describe most of the men I have met  |
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"'Looking for fun'
Haha, yeah.
We're looking for a fuck. If we wanted fun, we'd advertise for tiddlywinks or a waterfight.
Or 'fun guy' I've been on this site for 7 years and can honestly say that fun would not be a word I would use to describe most of the men I have met "
Had to double check I hadn't written that in my profile so cliche |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing really. Don't get emotionally invested enough in the few seconds I'm browsing a profile for it to annoy me "
But emotionally invested enough to let us know about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol
Repetitive statements probably reflect repetitive or unpleasant interactions that such users get a high volume of.
Having experience and not responding accordingly would be somewhat short sighted "
Oh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing really. Don't get emotionally invested enough in the few seconds I'm browsing a profile for it to annoy me
But emotionally invested enough to let us know about it "
Nope. Someone asked a subjective question, I am giving my personal opinion. That's how conversation works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ask if you want to know more 
Use your profile to tell us more. That's what it's there for. |
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I dont bite unless asked/you want me to..
Also profiles that have mmmmmmmm on,cringe.
Miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Own teeth and hair'. Kind of the minimum I'd expect, even at my advanced age.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any profile that has the words 'Sydney University' in it as part of a footnote! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No face pic no reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sushi 
"100+ miles away" |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"No face pic no reply"
Oh dear this is me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Needing 10 minutes to read it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sushi
"100+ miles away""
Sushi?? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I don't bite...unless you want me to"
"Can lick a woman for hours" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That legal disclaimer thing
is it actually legal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and one profile banging on about wanting articulate intelligant people yet the profile was all text speak, the irony was amazing. |
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I just like to annoy, so my profile includes most of the above. |
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Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women. |
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"Genuine
No timwwasters
Miss"
Irony is they tend to be the timewasters themselves! |
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"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women."
Lmao |
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'Can breathe through my ears'
or
'I can lick a pussy for hours'
If you need hours to ring my bell then you're doing it wrong! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sushi
"100+ miles away"
Sushi??"
I know, right?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sushi
"100+ miles away"
Sushi??
I know, right?!!"
I'm not sure I understand. |
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I can't abide profiles with no pics at all or ones that are badly written or don't give you any clues at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The words professional and genuine.
They make me eyeroll! |
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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago
wherever |
Using "d" instead of "th" |
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One's where people call themselves gorgeous - minger
Hung - pindick
Fit - to run to the fridge
I squirt, I'm sexy, I lick for hours....sure babe sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The words professional and genuine.
They make me eyeroll! "
Just the one eye?!! Bet that's freaky to see! |
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An empty profile, no pictures, and nothing to say about them selves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The words professional and genuine.
They make me eyeroll!
Just the one eye?!! Bet that's freaky to see! "
Especially when they spell it proffesional! Oh and I am visually impaired, my left eye does actually roll...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An empty profile, no pictures, and nothing to say about them selves"
When you can't message someone to say nice Ghost T shirt |
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"An empty profile, no pictures, and nothing to say about them selves
When you can't message someone to say nice Ghost T shirt"
you just did |
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Can't travel or accommodate, choose one but cant to both wtf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"profile hidden"
oops that's me haha  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol"
I can't meet at the drop of a hat cos I have a job. 
Mabey overs have jobs to
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those daft looking dog/cat faced snapchat filters. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Will fill in soon.
Then it still says that months/years later. "
I agere this is a bit Annoying.
But Eatch to Thar own  |
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Cock pics against remote controls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that reads like war and peace. Some of the lengthy profiles make you feel like a contract needs signing before meeting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me it's the 'I'm ...... if you don't like it jog on'
Excuse me. I don't jog. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pics against remote controls"
Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pics against remote controls"
It doesn't annoy me but it did make me consider starting a business selling small Sky remotes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people read profiles ??? "
Sometimes, most of the time I just go straight to the pictures of t&a |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will fill in soon.
Then it still says that months/years later. "
I'm a very busy man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will fill in soon.
Then it still says that months/years later.
I'm a very busy man."
No excuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pics against remote controls
It doesn't annoy me but it did make me consider starting a business selling small Sky remotes "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All of the above! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No face pic no reply
Oh dear this is me "
And my profile is really basic compared to soo many well written ones I have read.
The "heightist" text annoys me because that is soo harsh! You have to be over 6ft or under 5ft what the... jeeeeez
Nah i'm only messing! I just wanted to post in here because it looked like a bit of fun.
Let me see what else is happening in other threads...
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
When I'm just outside their age range. Not their fault I know but it's frustrating.
Not looking for single guys.
Again a perfectly acceptable preference but there's been a few of those moments when you see a profile and you're like "oh hello, I'll just send them a message...damn it" |
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"No face pic no reply
Oh dear this is me
And my profile is really basic compared to soo many well written ones I have read.
The "heightist" text annoys me because that is soo harsh! You have to be over 6ft or under 5ft what the... jeeeeez
Nah i'm only messing! I just wanted to post in here because it looked like a bit of fun.
Let me see what else is happening in other threads...
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LOL the heightist observation made me giggle! I hear this a lot chatting that a lot of women want men taller than them! I'm 6' without my heels and I couldn't care less how tall a guy is Height isn't what maketh the man it's confidence, intelligence and many other things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab my pics
But *insert word* in the subject box
The whole written profile is full of negativity and just pure dribble.
Updates every couple of lines. Like why can't you just delete and re-write your updated profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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SHOUTING |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lists of do s and dont s and the 'word' to put in a message to prove youve read the whole thing - sure some skip to the end to see if they have to do that and i dont have to prove myself to no one |
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By *rp861Man
over a year ago
Fitzrovia |
Fun person looking for fun with fun people. Fun fun fun!
And status updates which mention "mother nature" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've caught up with all the comments and just had a panic moment checking my profile.
One line profiles for me. What are you supposed to get from that? |
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By *eeBexxWoman
over a year ago
Grangemouth |
Open minded/open to new things
Will fill in properly later
Don't be shy
Vwe (with pic of average size) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol
Repetitive statements probably reflect repetitive or unpleasant interactions that such users get a high volume of.
Having experience and not responding accordingly would be somewhat short sighted "
Indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant say I allow other peoples profiles too annoy me,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't view this profile
This profile is not available for you to view.
This can be one of three things: User's account is suspended by admin, user has blocked you or you have blocked user. |
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Long lists of negativity, you mustn't be this, you can't do that, if you've done this then go away, I only want a, b, c, d, e, f and g to m, so don't even bother to look at my profile or you'll be blocked along with the other 5,278 people since rejoining last month. Single guys we will look for you, because they're usually hiding for some reason after reading this.
Only joking, they're never as extreme as that of course and with the number of wrong guys making a bad name for the good ones, it's no wonder it frustrates and annoys anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones that go along the lines of "I'm a bbw, if you want a stick then jog on"
Body shaming at its worst. Rather get shagged by an actual wooden stick than them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones that want you to solve a riddle and do a little dance to prove yourself in your first message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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SHIT! after reading all this i have had to start my profile from scratch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SHIT! after reading all this i have had to start my profile from scratch! "
Only good things can come if it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why get worked up about anything to do with a recreational sex site?
Is it a real tangible thing or is FAB the 5th dimension where everything is normal and nothing is everything?
That said....................
Sucks like a Dyson, tastes gorgeous, had me coming in minutes (is that the object of the exercise?)and quality over quantity are phrases I find mildly amusing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Text talk . like ( u and luv etc) |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Statuses that are insulting other people/religions/genders. No good can come of meeting people like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ones that go along the lines of "I'm a bbw, if you want a stick then jog on"
Body shaming at its worst. Rather get shagged by an actual wooden stick than them "
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We're all here for the same thing.
(But no details). Do they think they are on a serial killer site? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No face pic no reply
Oh dear this is me
And my profile is really basic compared to soo many well written ones I have read.
The "heightist" text annoys me because that is soo harsh! You have to be over 6ft or under 5ft what the... jeeeeez
Nah i'm only messing! I just wanted to post in here because it looked like a bit of fun.
Let me see what else is happening in other threads...
LOL the heightist observation made me giggle! I hear this a lot chatting that a lot of women want men taller than them! I'm 6' without my heels and I couldn't care less how tall a guy is Height isn't what maketh the man it's confidence, intelligence and many other things"
True! True! I hear you Liz.
But I don't get annoyed with any profile text because that is their preference/choices and we have to respect that. Besides I put my folding step stool away so there is no chance of me being 6ft!
Having said that...
Your profile can be wittled down to one word:
Scorpio
They should copy and paste that and use it for the next star sign review
What you like hey...
Animalistic sex! |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
In cave behind a waterfall on a hill |
Annoying things on profiles...
Yeah me ... |
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"I am a 34 year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet men."
"I don't bite. Not unless you want me to lol."
New one: "Looking for desecrate (sic) fun" (presumably wishes to vandalise churches?).
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
""I am a 34 year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet men."
"I don't bite. Not unless you want me to lol."
New one: "Looking for desecrate (sic) fun" (presumably wishes to vandalise churches?).
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I am a 34 year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet men."
Why would this be annoying?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I am a 34 year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet men."
"I don't bite. Not unless you want me to lol."
New one: "Looking for desecrate (sic) fun" (presumably wishes to vandalise churches?).
I am a 34 year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet men."
Why would this be annoying?
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Only meeting when you put a meet up, how dare you decide what is best for you or what you want |
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That's the sum total of a profile text. Hardly intriguing or informative. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women."
yeah and they state that they meet women (no mention of men or tv/ts on who they looking for)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One thing I always find weird is how like 90% of profiles if they aren't Caucasian will reference their skin colour in their name.
Never get that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who put their age in their profile text. Like we know how old you are it does say further up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who put their age in their profile text. Like we know how old you are it does say further up. "
It's just the age thing on your profile I'll have to wait a few years to even qualify haha. Jokes aside though it's probably when someone has looking for men in their profile but all members of your sex are blocked. I mean I can understand that people get alot of mails but when you take the effort to read a profile, realise you tick a few boxes and think of a nice paragraph just to then realise their wants have changed but their bio hasn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unbroken walls of text.
Txt tlk.
Couple profiles where "He's the best ever and can fuck or lick for hours" and "she's the perfect submissive who loves to suck cock and does any thing she's told".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I am a 34 year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet men."
"I don't bite. Not unless you want me to lol."
New one: "Looking for desecrate (sic) fun" (presumably wishes to vandalise churches?).
I am a 34 year old straight woman and I'm looking to meet men."
Why would this be annoying?
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It's site generated text for people that can't be arsed to write anything at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who put their age in their profile text. Like we know how old you are it does say further up.
It's just the age thing on your profile I'll have to wait a few years to even qualify haha. Jokes aside though it's probably when someone has looking for men in their profile but all members of your sex are blocked. I mean I can understand that people get alot of mails but when you take the effort to read a profile, realise you tick a few boxes and think of a nice paragraph just to then realise their wants have changed but their bio hasn't "
Peach's helpful tip of the day:
If they have blocked single men it will say not looking for single guys. Read that before you waste your time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who put their age in their profile text. Like we know how old you are it does say further up.
It's just the age thing on your profile I'll have to wait a few years to even qualify haha. Jokes aside though it's probably when someone has looking for men in their profile but all members of your sex are blocked. I mean I can understand that people get alot of mails but when you take the effort to read a profile, realise you tick a few boxes and think of a nice paragraph just to then realise their wants have changed but their bio hasn't
Peach's helpful tip of the day:
If they have blocked single men it will say not looking for single guys. Read that before you waste your time "
Yeah, i usually read bio's first. I do agree with your point it would just be nice for the bio and the filters to contradict. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To not* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The 'tv' part on my profile description. |
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"People who put their age in their profile text. Like we know how old you are it does say further up.
It's just the age thing on your profile I'll have to wait a few years to even qualify haha. Jokes aside though it's probably when someone has looking for men in their profile but all members of your sex are blocked. I mean I can understand that people get alot of mails but when you take the effort to read a profile, realise you tick a few boxes and think of a nice paragraph just to then realise their wants have changed but their bio hasn't
Peach's helpful tip of the day:
If they have blocked single men it will say not looking for single guys. Read that before you waste your time "
And continue reading to the very end, if they are looking for single guys, making notes as to what they like, dislike, looking for, not looking for and anything else which you can mention when messaging, even if it's a one way, non returnable, disposable message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will fill in soon.
Then it still says that months/years later. "
Yes, that's annoying. I don't like having to ask 20 questions for information that should just be available in your profile?!?!
Sometimes that alone is a turn off. As it feels like hard work. And it smacks of 'can't be bothered!' Makes, me wonder too if that type of attitude will show itself in other areas too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask if you want to know more
Use your profile to tell us more. That's what it's there for. "
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So how many people have updated their profiles now? Half of us are going to have blank profiles now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So how many people have updated their profiles now? Half of us are going to have blank profiles now! "
Meh. If I took anything seriously on the forums I wouldn't get anything done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They want the world in a message or contact, with a cherry on top, no one liners or deleted, then if they reply, you get one word answers!!!!! What's that all about after you've written warning and peace to them!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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**war and peace I meant! |
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"They want the world in a message or contact, with a cherry on top, no one liners or deleted, then if they reply, you get one word answers!!!!! What's that all about after you've written warning and peace to them!!!!!"
Perhaps they are being polite but aren't exactly interested.
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Serious profiles bore me. But then so many assume my profile is deadly serious. Maybe it is.... |
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"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol"
silhouette avatars . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They want the world in a message or contact, with a cherry on top, no one liners or deleted, then if they reply, you get one word answers!!!!! What's that all about after you've written warning and peace to them!!!!!
Perhaps they are being polite but aren't exactly interested.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant say I allow other peoples profiles too annoy me,,, "
Yep. I might see a profile that makes me roll my eyes or chuckle contemptuously. But irritated? Nah. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Veris that are overtly explicit and give a blow by blow account of what happened |
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Owned by xxxxx and won't meet unless they say so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to find that if something bothers me on a profile, its a fairly good indication we'd not be compatible, so rather than expel energy ranting about it, its simpler to move on |
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The Sydney university bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol"
I KNOW, I don't even wear hats, so never drop them  |
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"I don't bite. Not unless you want me to lol."
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don't forget the other favourite 'floats my boat' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Attach face pic with first message or no reply ...... if I wanted to send my face to that many people .... I'd just make them frecking public |
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After BBC only.
I'm sure the BBC hasn't moved address and anywhere from ya digital service box |
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The disclaimer!It is ridiculous and often longer than the actual profile. |
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"'Looking for fun'
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Sex is fun |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
I'll know it when I find it. |
"I cant say I allow other peoples profiles too annoy me,,,
Yep. I might see a profile that makes me roll my eyes or chuckle contemptuously. But irritated? Nah. "
Clichéd sayings on profile text and veris make me do those things. But I don't get irritated or annoyed. |
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"No face pic no reply"
Especially when it's from a profile with absolutely no pictures.....talk about cheeky lol |
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"Sydney University disclaimers
Professional
No Time Wasters
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when they spell the word 'professional' wrong it makes me smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Won't meet Asian men for me already coming to conclusions |
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I thought our profile was ok but considering a rewrite and hiding most of the pics now |
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By *rp861Man
over a year ago
Fitzrovia |
"Veris that are overtly explicit and give a blow by blow account of what happened"
These make me laugh. My favs are the ones that go "She took all 5 of our loads in her arse, then shit it in a cup then drank it while getting fisted...make sure you treat her with respect!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'married' 
Not that it matters anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Age ranges and distances |
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"Age ranges and distances "
Really, well how else would you filter out those that you wouldn't meet? |
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore. "
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it? |
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fun guy ...if you want to know anything just ask . |
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Apply within
If your lucky enough
Seek extraordinary
Elite |
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"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women."
GOOD SHOUT!
Pmsl!!!
I just drowned with my coffee it made me laugh so hard' |
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"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women.
GOOD SHOUT!
Pmsl!!!
I just drowned with my coffee it made me laugh so hard' "
Steady |
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"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women.
GOOD SHOUT!
Pmsl!!!
I just drowned with my coffee it made me laugh so hard'
Steady "
Thanks! Lol |
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"Do not meet Twisted"
It's very annoying and becoming more frequent for some reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it? "
Damned if you do... |
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"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol"
that phrase annoys me too.. but only if the person quoting it isn't wearing a hat in any of there pics... though maybe they did have a hat.. dropped it and the wind blew it away.. |
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do..."
You'll never win. Maybe stop having your cake and eating it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Age ranges and distances "
Come and join me in me swingers village |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Age ranges and distances
Come and join me in me swingers village "
And where would that be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Virtually barren profiles with sparse info maybe with a few lines of text speak throw in to pad the profile out and take the bare look of it.
Or the words "ask me" in place of an actual useful body of text in the profile "about section" succinctly outlining what they want.
Why should the burden of finding out basic info be put on others shoulders who've probably expended some time and effort to to fill theirs out so the reader can gauge if there's any common ground..
Too lazy to fill a profile out meaningfully doesn't reflect reassuringly on their performance between the sheets or in any other area of their lives either tbh.
(Seethes)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do..."
I do hope so |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women.
GOOD SHOUT!
Pmsl!!!
I just drowned with my coffee it made me laugh so hard'
Steady
Thanks! Lol"
Seen a lot of those lately lol |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"I'll start
"I can't meet at the drop of a hat"
I'm so annoyed at that repetitive phrase every two profiles lol
I have this in mine
Because "I can't meet at the drop of a hat" "
Me too but doesn't stop the 'I'm in a hotel near you' messages at 11.30 pm! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Looking for fun'
Haha, yeah.
We're looking for a fuck. If we wanted fun, we'd advertise for tiddlywinks or a waterfight. "
Sounds like instant shag blindfolded
- Mrs. J - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women."
And ..... ???
- Mrs. J - |
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"Straight man- verified by 4 men, 3 tvs and no women.
And ..... ???
- Mrs. J -"
The joys of socials
What gets my goat is not only the legal warning but the legal warning that is either spelt wrong or refers to 'our' and 'us' on a singletons profile - which are generally so shit anyway no one would want to copy them. |
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so "
what do you mean? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so "
 you do make me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?"
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
you do make me chuckle "
Of course I do. |
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about. "
Married people deserve sex too, don't they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
you do make me chuckle
Of course I do. "
Don't stop being you baby cakes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must be lonely for all these people sat on their pedestals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?"
My husband has come to the conclusion I'm better at home when I play away games. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be lonely for all these people sat on their pedestals. "
^ lolz |
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?
My husband has come to the conclusion I'm better at home when I play away games. "
I don't have a husband, I like every one else's 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?"
In all seriousness, nobody 'deserves' gratification. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virtually barren profiles with sparse info maybe with a few lines of text speak throw in to pad the profile out and take the bare look of it.
Or the words "ask me" in place of an actual useful body of text in the profile "about section" succinctly outlining what they want.
Why should the burden of finding out basic info be put on others shoulders who've probably expended some time and effort to to fill theirs out so the reader can gauge if there's any common ground..
Too lazy to fill a profile out meaningfully doesn't reflect reassuringly on their performance between the sheets or in any other area of their lives either tbh.
(Seethes)
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Of course you're absolutely right...i'm a shit shag and an even lousier wife and mother because i'm too lazy to write a decent profile that most don't read anyway. Spot on |
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?
In all seriousness, nobody 'deserves' gratification. "
I think there are lots of deserving people
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?
In all seriousness, nobody 'deserves' gratification.
I think there are lots of deserving people
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Yes, of course I realise you believe that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?
In all seriousness, nobody 'deserves' gratification. "
You do sweetness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?
In all seriousness, nobody 'deserves' gratification.
You do sweetness "
You do realise that I know you're trying to goad me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virtually barren profiles with sparse info maybe with a few lines of text speak throw in to pad the profile out and take the bare look of it.
Or the words "ask me" in place of an actual useful body of text in the profile "about section" succinctly outlining what they want.
Why should the burden of finding out basic info be put on others shoulders who've probably expended some time and effort to to fill theirs out so the reader can gauge if there's any common ground..
Too lazy to fill a profile out meaningfully doesn't reflect reassuringly on their performance between the sheets or in any other area of their lives either tbh.
(Seethes)
Of course you're absolutely right...i'm a shit shag and an even lousier wife and mother because i'm too lazy to write a decent profile that most don't read anyway. Spot on "
Nice shoes at least |
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"I dont bite unless asked/you want me to..
Also profiles that have mmmmmmmm on,cringe.
Miss"
We've got that as our user name. Big regret now! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hurt now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'married'
Not that it matters anymore.
Surely that is good? If they have it on their profile as opposed to lying about it?
Damned if you do...
I do hope so
what do you mean?
Oh I think she means married people shouldn't put it about.
Married people deserve sex too, don't they?
In all seriousness, nobody 'deserves' gratification.
You do sweetness
You do realise that I know you're trying to goad me? "
It's like a flipping playground. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Everyone else is entitled to disagree coherently. Don't be a dick guys! |
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