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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

my boxers are too tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

missing you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My inbox has a severe lack of boobies in it! I'm distraught! Can you think of a simple remedy!?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

my boxers are too tight

Take them off

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"missing you

I miss you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"missing you

I miss you too

sorted

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My inbox has a severe lack of boobies in it! I'm distraught! Can you think of a simple remedy!?

Ladies, please grace this handsome fellows box with your boobies please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can rewrite my profile for me as it's rubbish and I am lazy

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

my boxers are too tight

Take them off

wow that was easy enough to solve

now what to do with this other hard problem

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Why are there so many stuck up ppl about today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My inbox has a severe lack of boobies in it! I'm distraught! Can you think of a simple remedy!?

Ladies, please grace this handsome fellows box with your boobies please

Done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can rewrite my profile for me as it's rubbish and I am lazy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are there so many stuck up ppl about today? "

i could use one of those types right now

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Tralee

You can make me tea and bring it to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are there so many stuck up ppl about today? "

I so want to be stuck up. It's been ages and I'm beginning to become a virgin again.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"You can rewrite my profile for me as it's rubbish and I am lazy

All you need is

"If you want to know more just ask"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there any way you could remove parts of the country to make it a bit smaller please? That would please me greatly. So greatly I might even buy you a pork pie.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Why are there so many stuck up ppl about today? "

It would be boring if we were all the same, besides who would we mock?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Is there any way you could remove parts of the country to make it a bit smaller please? That would please me greatly. So greatly I might even buy you a pork pie."

Okay dear x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so hot and even having ice cream hasn't helped x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Moo bah double quack double quack she'll send your problems quacking,

Moo bah double quack double quack come on now lets get quacking

Shit... that was Hana's helpline wasn't it

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Why are there so many stuck up ppl about today?

I so want to be stuck up. It's been ages and I'm beginning to become a virgin again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moo bah double quack double quack she'll send your problems quacking,

Moo bah double quack double quack come on now lets get quacking

Shit... that was Hana's helpline wasn't it

good recall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My inbox has a severe lack of boobies in it! I'm distraught! Can you think of a simple remedy!?

Ladies, please grace this handsome fellows box with your boobies please

Well I would like to formally endorse Honey's Helpline from a very satisfied customer!

Can I give an eBay style rating?

Definitely AAAAAAAAAA***************** !!

thank you Honey's Helpline!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"My inbox has a severe lack of boobies in it! I'm distraught! Can you think of a simple remedy!?

Ladies, please grace this handsome fellows box with your boobies please

Well I would like to formally endorse Honey's Helpline from a very satisfied customer!

Can I give an eBay style rating?

Definitely AAAAAAAAAA***************** !!

thank you Honey's Helpline!

Oh well hell then... with those kind of recommendations I'm putting in my request for some tasteful torsos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My inbox has a severe lack of boobies in it! I'm distraught! Can you think of a simple remedy!?

Ladies, please grace this handsome fellows box with your boobies please

Done "

Also done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Miss H x

Every thing is tickerty boo here .

So we are sending you a cwtch from Pooch and I .

xxxx

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By *Ollyinone.Man over a year ago

Warwickshire

I'd like a message describing yourself in the style of a negative tripadvisor review - the type you write instead of actually speaking to staff about issues.

Could do with a giggle

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What's the shampoo called that makes your hair grow? You mentioned it in another thread

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By *1212Man over a year ago

birmingham

Theres a party in my pants and everyones invited

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"I'd like a message describing yourself in the style of a negative tripadvisor review - the type you write instead of actually speaking to staff about issues.

Could do with a giggle "

Remote location. Not much frontage. Parking incredibly tight. Nightly entertainment meant little sleep, and plumbing rattled loudly in the mornings before breakfast. Leisure centre was well maintained and offered many activities, but did not include watersports. Grounds beautifully landscaped but rear access was limited. All in all it was a unique experience.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm so hot and even having ice cream hasn't helped x "

Cold shower

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My inbox has a severe lack of boobies in it! I'm distraught! Can you think of a simple remedy!?

Ladies, please grace this handsome fellows box with your boobies please

Well I would like to formally endorse Honey's Helpline from a very satisfied customer!

Can I give an eBay style rating?

Definitely AAAAAAAAAA***************** !!

thank you Honey's Helpline!

Thankyou, your custom is valued.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"What's the shampoo called that makes your hair grow? You mentioned it in another thread

Alpecine...or something like it

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By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London / Reading

"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

I have seen some images on this site that no human eyeball should be subjected too!!

They are haunting my dreams, can you make them disappear please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

I have a big, hard, throbbing dick and nowhere to hide it.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

I have seen some images on this site that no human eyeball should be subjected too!!

They are haunting my dreams, can you make them disappear please? "

Check your inbox

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Not sure whether to have tea or coffee, can you help me decide?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

I have a big, hard, throbbing dick and nowhere to hide it.

Have a wank

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Not sure whether to have tea or coffee, can you help me decide?"

Decaf coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

I have a big, hard, throbbing dick and nowhere to hide it.

Have a wank

I don't wank

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By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London / Reading

"How can I help you this fine evening?

A problem shared is a problem solved...right?

I have seen some images on this site that no human eyeball should be subjected too!!

They are haunting my dreams, can you make them disappear please?

Check your inbox

Instantly cured!! The balance has been restored. I will spread the word far and wide that this hotline is the real deal x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me being to young for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've actually never had any messages with boobies

. What am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need help because I can't sleep

Need something nice to think about as I drift off

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