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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Clearly still in bed so I'll kick it off this week. Jukebox is stocked with fresh tunes

Coffee machine is bubbling away nicely

Various pastries are just coming out of the oven.

Good morning fabbers

Your genial host is Seeside

Co host is me - SwingoftheKingers

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at random points

and Miss.Honey is sum times at the bar.

Club Rules

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's whatsoever ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month ago then you're very welcome to join.

So post an ad to meet or just have a chat

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

By posting a meet or answering a post by (shout out or pm) and meeting them

Or just have a chat

And yes, socials count as meet's !

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

Even if its just a social

have fun everyone.

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

I'm in under Rule 1 now... Siiiigh....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

Dorky Welshmen always welcome even if they are from the less civilised end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

I've got a pendant for a dorky welshman but not a penchant. So close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in under Rule 1 now... Siiiigh....

It's a woman!

Gents, straighten those ties and look presentable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, or do I need to apply

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

I've got a pendant for a dorky welshman but not a penchant. So close. "

And another woman!

Don't panic!

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

Dorky Welshmen always welcome even if they are from the less civilised end

*hurls weaponised sheep*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in, or do I need to apply

And another...

Oh a dude. Welcome along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rule 2 for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

Dorky Welshmen always welcome even if they are from the less civilised end

*hurls weaponised sheep*"

The gogs are revolting!

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

I've got a pendant for a dorky welshman but not a penchant. So close. "

ch is right next to d in the welsh alphabet. Consider it a typo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 2 for me. "

More women!

Seeside - I've discovered the secret - mention cake and the ladies appear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

Dorky Welshmen always welcome even if they are from the less civilised end

*hurls weaponised sheep*"

Duck!! It's a Baaaaaaretta Larrythelambamie revolver.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rule 2 for me.

More women!

Seeside - I've discovered the secret - mention cake and the ladies appear

Who mentioned cake? Never saw that. I'm here for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

Dorky Welshmen always welcome even if they are from the less civilised end

*hurls weaponised sheep*

Duck!! It's a Baaaaaaretta Larrythelambamie revolver.

Not a Ewezi 9mm then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

I've got a pendant for a dorky welshman but not a penchant. So close.

ch is right next to d in the welsh alphabet. Consider it a typo?"

You're so my typo.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Rule 2 for me.

More women!

Seeside - I've discovered the secret - mention cake and the ladies appear

There's cake?!!!!!! Dammit I might never meet again...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

Dorky Welshmen always welcome even if they are from the less civilised end

*hurls weaponised sheep*

Duck!! It's a Baaaaaaretta Larrythelambamie revolver.

Not a Ewezi 9mm then?"

Definitely not. It's not a Ramington Model 1890 either.

*check out my guns*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'ello!

Half-term - so my freedom is limited -

but I'm happy to make plans to see anyone with a penchant for dorky welshmen.

Dorky Welshmen always welcome even if they are from the less civilised end

*hurls weaponised sheep*

Duck!! It's a Baaaaaaretta Larrythelambamie revolver.

Not a Ewezi 9mm then?

Definitely not. It's not a Ramington Model 1890 either.

*check out my guns*

Locked and loaded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In under rule 1. Any couples around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 2 for me.

More women!

Seeside - I've discovered the secret - mention cake and the ladies appear

Who mentioned cake? Never saw that. I'm here for a cuppa

I can't tempt you with a nibble on my cinnamon whirl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 2 for me.

More women!

Seeside - I've discovered the secret - mention cake and the ladies appear

There's cake?!!!!!! Dammit I might never meet again...

Coffee, cake, cuddles and cisses

All the c's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rule 2 for me.

More women!

Seeside - I've discovered the secret - mention cake and the ladies appear

Who mentioned cake? Never saw that. I'm here for a cuppa

I can't tempt you with a nibble on my cinnamon whirl?"

Of course

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm back again..

Just gonna go and sit in the corner and work cos that's the only action I'm seeing of late.. Grrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Rule 1, it's been a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm back again..

Just gonna go and sit in the corner and work cos that's the only action I'm seeing of late.. Grrr"

Come on in and grab a drink

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

I'm only here for the pastries!

(That might be a fib

)

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

I'm in under Rule 3.

I'll make myself a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Rule 1, it's been a while

Staind - It's been awhile

https://youtu.be/araU0fZj6oQ

Welcome to the club today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in under Rule 3.

I'll make myself a cuppa.

That's very good of you and welcome along

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm only here for the pastries!

(That might be a fib

Come for the pastries and stay for the company

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Don't like rules and I'm invisible so surely I can stay

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Rule 1. For fab friends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Rule 2 for me.

More women!

Seeside - I've discovered the secret - mention cake and the ladies appear

There's cake?!!!!!! Dammit I might never meet again...

Coffee, cake, cuddles and cisses

All the c's"

Oh cwumbs!! That's me here for good so...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't like rules and I'm invisible so surely I can stay

Rebels are welcome if they behave themselves. Can you behave yourself?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

. "

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't like rules and I'm invisible so surely I can stay

Rebels are welcome if they behave themselves. Can you behave yourself?"

If handled carefully

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 1. For fab friends."

Welcome along lovely. We seem to be in the odd position of women outnumbering the men today.

I'm sure some more eligible beefcakes will be along soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't like rules and I'm invisible so surely I can stay

Rebels are welcome if they behave themselves. Can you behave yourself?

If handled carefully

Gets his gloves out ready for handling...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team? "

There's the 3 of us now

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Don't like rules and I'm invisible so surely I can stay

Rebels are welcome if they behave themselves. Can you behave yourself?

If handled carefully

Gets his gloves out ready for handling..."

I'm handled better without gloves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called? "

Fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called?

Fantasy

A fantasy league? I always win.

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in this club unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called?

Fantasy

A fantasy league? I always win.

I always score in my fantasy leagues. That's why I'm In Zero meet club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in this club unfortunately

Turn that frown upside down - have you seen the beauties in here?

Take a seat

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called?

Fantasy

A fantasy league? I always win.

Just change your pic wise arse and organise a social while you're doing it

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

What if your last meet was less than 30 days ago but you rarely meet? Where do I fit in?

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm in this club unfortunately

Turn that frown upside down - have you seen the beauties in here?

Take a seat

Thanks and yes some very very lovely ladies

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"What if your last meet was less than 30 days ago but you rarely meet? Where do I fit in?

Right here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if your last meet was less than 30 days ago but you rarely meet? Where do I fit in?

That'll be rule 2 for you lovely if you fancy helping any of these fine specimens of men out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if your last meet was less than 30 days ago but you rarely meet? Where do I fit in?

Then you take an average. I'm joining the bi annual club next week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called?

Fantasy

A fantasy league? I always win.

Just change your pic wise arse and organise a social while you're doing it

I'm never receptive to bossy. Only Seeside/Swing tells me what to do in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called?

Fantasy

A fantasy league? I always win.

Just change your pic wise arse and organise a social while you're doing it

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Rule 1. For fab friends.

Welcome along lovely. We seem to be in the odd position of women outnumbering the men today.

I'm sure some more eligible beefcakes will be along soon

Can I just have the beef, I'm off carbs at moment.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

I may need someone to explain the rules... In depth ...in person... I'll be very attentive... Any volunteers??

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Thought you'd want to check out the Barrista's bum

I'm not serving anyone today.

Don't be selfish in fact change your profile pic

I will. After I've given someone my cream.

I'll take one for the team

Who's in your team?

There's the 3 of us now

Whats your team called?

Fantasy

A fantasy league? I always win.

Just change your pic wise arse and organise a social while you're doing it

I'm never receptive to bossy. Only Seeside/Swing tells me what to do in here.

Oh MisterBee please change your pic, I'll even help you with your cream, you can squirt it into my mouth. I promise I'll swallow every last drop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rule 1. For fab friends.

Welcome along lovely. We seem to be in the odd position of women outnumbering the men today.

I'm sure some more eligible beefcakes will be along soon

Can I just have the beef, I'm off carbs at moment.

*resists beef injection joke*

I'll see what I can get on for lunchtime

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I may need someone to explain the rules... In depth ...in person... I'll be very attentive... Any volunteers??

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a club badge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a club badge? "

Of course it's a combination of

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"I may need someone to explain the rules... In depth ...in person... I'll be very attentive... Any volunteers??

Sure "

Will you wear the suit??

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a club badge?

Of course it's a combination of

In that case I think we are rule 2 entries. Mines a brew please.

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Are PMs being sent ?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

Oi, where was my offer of cake? And where's the tea x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

Thank you very much do you have lemon drizzle sponge cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a club badge?

Of course it's a combination of

In that case I think we are rule 2 entries. Mines a brew please."

Happy days. How do you take it?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

Thank you very much do you have lemon drizzle sponge cake

I never come without it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

Oi, where was my offer of cake? And where's the tea x

It's a bit busy. The management apologises for the delay with your order. We'll sort you out soon enough

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Could have joined last month, was busy looking for my mojo... P

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

Thank you very much do you have lemon drizzle sponge cake

We do indeed. Plates go on the rack when you've finished

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I'm here again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here again

Can I help you out of the club?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

I've got a strap on?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

That was a brave statement

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

Orderly queue gentlemen. As host I get first refusal.

When she says no I'll let you all make your play

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here again

Coffee gets you out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

I've got a strap on?

Totally counts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

That was a brave statement

Im concerned by my own actions

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"What if your last meet was less than 30 days ago but you rarely meet? Where do I fit in?

Right here

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

Orderly queue gentlemen. As host I get first refusal.

When she says no I'll let you all make your play

There will be no refusal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

Oi, where was my offer of cake? And where's the tea x

It's a bit busy. The management apologises for the delay with your order. We'll sort you out soon enough

Please

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"I may need someone to explain the rules... In depth ...in person... I'll be very attentive... Any volunteers??

Sure "

Bowled over by the enthusiasm of your response by the way.... Did your Mammy push you forward and say 'go help the poor girl out' in an insistently loud whisper???

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"Are PMs being sent ?????"

If you want to meet someone and can PM them, by all means do. I PM some. But the general thread is a cake flirt fest which you can join in with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anywhere you like, lovely

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

Orderly queue gentlemen. As host I get first refusal.

When she says no I'll let you all make your play

There will be no refusal

Im sure there won't be

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'm here again

Coffee gets you out

This will happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a club badge?

Of course it's a combination of

In that case I think we are rule 2 entries. Mines a brew please.

Happy days. How do you take it?"

Whilst the classic 'wet and warm' comes to mind....its actually medium to strong, no sugars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in again under rule 1. I had a coffee meet planned but that was cancelled! I'll have a coffee here instead then.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"What if your last meet was less than 30 days ago but you rarely meet? Where do I fit in?

Right here

Perfect

*Big hug*

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I may need someone to explain the rules... In depth ...in person... I'll be very attentive... Any volunteers??

Sure

Bowled over by the enthusiasm of your response by the way.... Did your Mammy push you forward and say 'go help the poor girl out' in an insistently loud whisper???

Nope, I do all my own thinking and talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a club badge?

Of course it's a combination of

In that case I think we are rule 2 entries. Mines a brew please.

Happy days. How do you take it?

Whilst the classic 'wet and warm' comes to mind....its actually medium to strong, no sugars. "

With a slice of bunnyhops pie please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm here again

Coffee gets you out

This will happen "

One way or another

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a club badge?

Of course it's a combination of

In that case I think we are rule 2 entries. Mines a brew please.

Happy days. How do you take it?

Whilst the classic 'wet and warm' comes to mind....its actually medium to strong, no sugars.

With a slice of bunnyhops pie please."

I like you guys. You can come back whenever you like

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"I may need someone to explain the rules... In depth ...in person... I'll be very attentive... Any volunteers??

Sure

Bowled over by the enthusiasm of your response by the way.... Did your Mammy push you forward and say 'go help the poor girl out' in an insistently loud whisper???

Nope, I do all my own thinking and talking

Sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in again under rule 1. I had a coffee meet planned but that was cancelled! I'll have a coffee here instead then."

Welcome in OC. Coffee on its way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in, or do I need to apply

And another...

Oh a dude. Welcome along

Thanks, I'm hoping to leave this club within the next 6 months though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm in, or do I need to apply

And another...

Oh a dude. Welcome along

Thanks, I'm hoping to leave this club within the next 6 months though

You've got to have a dream...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

I have fantasies. Does that count?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

Bring it on in. Hugs here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill join. To meet someone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

I'd love a hug.

. Some human contact would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ill join. To meet someone.

Welcome to 0 meet club. Very good to see you

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

Bring it on in. Hugs here

I warn ya... For a little thing I squeeze tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

I have fantasies. Does that count? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are PMs being sent ?????

If you want to meet someone and can PM them, by all means do. I PM some. But the general thread is a cake flirt fest which you can join in with.

Correct as usual Meli

It would be nice for someone to come back next week under rule 2 because they found some form of meet here.

Let's be honest we're not a patch on Kinky-Minx or misscheekychops for providing a conduit for meets but we do try

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

I'd love a hug.

. Some human contact would be nice.

Right there with ya... Can't promise I won't try to steal your cream though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

Bring it on in. Hugs here

I warn ya... For a little thing I squeeze tight

Tight squeezes? Yes pleases

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

I have fantasies. Does that count?

Fancy a proper shag then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ill join. To meet someone.

Welcome to 0 meet club. Very good to see you

Actually meet someone one from here? This is rare.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

Bring it on in. Hugs here

I warn ya... For a little thing I squeeze tight

Tight squeezes? Yes pleases

Would a cheeky bum squeeze be out of the question? I've no control over my hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many times does someone have the check in under rule 1 before they get the t-shirt? Asking for a friend.

Actually I'm lying, I don't have friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am considering going into town with a 'free hugs' placard .... Craving affection today...

Bring it on in. Hugs here

I warn ya... For a little thing I squeeze tight

Tight squeezes? Yes pleases

Would a cheeky bum squeeze be out of the question? I've no control over my hands

Sounds like an unusual affliction. I'm an equal opportunities person so squeeze away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many times does someone have the check in under rule 1 before they get the t-shirt? Asking for a friend.

Actually I'm lying, I don't have friends."

T-shirts get handed out once you meet someone.

We've got some here somewhere. They might be a bit dusty though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many times does someone have the check in under rule 1 before they get the t-shirt? Asking for a friend.

Actually I'm lying, I don't have friends.

T-shirts get handed out once you meet someone.

We've got some here somewhere. They might be a bit dusty though

Ah, ok. *goes back to sleep*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In again. Could someone just come shag me already?!?!

Orderly queue gentlemen. As host I get first refusal.

When she says no I'll let you all make your play

There will be no refusal

Sorry gents Ms Hop has spoken

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to join under rule 1 please if it at all possible

Come on in. Coffee is over there, cake that way

Oi, where was my offer of cake? And where's the tea x

It's a bit busy. The management apologises for the delay with your order. We'll sort you out soon enough

Please

Sorry - still catching up. We'll include something to make it up to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many times does someone have the check in under rule 1 before they get the t-shirt? Asking for a friend.

Actually I'm lying, I don't have friends."

Haha. I've been here 2 months. Ive got no top on. There's your answer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In under the infamous rule 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In under the infamous rule 1

Hello again. The usual?

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

Morning boss?

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anyone like a drink and a chat in Margate ?

Has to be befor 4pm as I'm working from 4pm

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

Morning boss?"

It is just morning lol

Ya soz for being late. Didount even finish work till 1am

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

Morning boss?

It is just morning lol

Ya soz for being late. Didount even finish work till 1am

Also thanks for opening up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

Morning boss?

It is just morning lol

Ya soz for being late. Didount even finish work till 1am

Also thanks for opening up

No worries

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

Morning boss?

It is just morning lol

Ya soz for being late. Didount even finish work till 1am

Also thanks for opening up

No worries

If my work hours stay like this for to long ill haf to give up being the mane host for the club.

Wot wood you say about being the mane host ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone like a drink and a chat in Margate ?

Has to be befor 4pm as I'm working from 4pm

Fancy a beer in Manchester?

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"Anyone like a drink and a chat in Margate ?

Has to be befor 4pm as I'm working from 4pm

I couldn't get there in time. Margate? More like Too Fargate!

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Anyone like a drink and a chat in Margate ?

Has to be befor 4pm as I'm working from 4pm

Fancy a beer in Manchester? "

I wood but I don't have time atm and the train is like almost £300.

So in short that's a £300 pint

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Anyone like a drink and a chat in Margate ?

Has to be befor 4pm as I'm working from 4pm

I couldn't get there in time. Margate? More like Too Fargate!"

Lol ya It suks at times living at the eage of the country. But I woodoint move for anything as the vue.s are too good hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

Morning boss?

It is just morning lol

Ya soz for being late. Didount even finish work till 1am

Also thanks for opening up

No worries

If my work hours stay like this for to long ill haf to give up being the mane host for the club.

Wot wood you say about being the mane host ?"

If you think you won't be able to then I can take it on for you

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Oh no I'm still able to join

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no I'm still able to join

Come on in. Soon you'll be rule 2 and it won't be 'oh no'

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Good morning

It is just morning still.

Late up from a late finish from work

Morning boss?

It is just morning lol

Ya soz for being late. Didount even finish work till 1am

Also thanks for opening up

No worries

If my work hours stay like this for to long ill haf to give up being the mane host for the club.

Wot wood you say about being the mane host ?

If you think you won't be able to then I can take it on for you"

I think that while I'm doing these hours at work it wood be best

That or I start it up at like 1 ish am or mid day.

Both don't really work thoe.

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Coffee machine is bubbling away nicely

Various pastries are just coming out of the oven.

The thought of fresh coffee and warm pastries have lured and enticed me..that's all it takes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon all,still here under rule one.Almost escaped,but yet again a couple cancelled on me.Starting to think I'm cursed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Coffee machine is bubbling away nicely

Various pastries are just coming out of the oven.

The thought of fresh coffee and warm pastries have lured and enticed me..that's all it takes

Come and perch on a seat. I'll bring some over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon all,still here under rule one.Almost escaped,but yet again a couple cancelled on me.Starting to think I'm cursed

Nearly a rule 2er. Don't stop believing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon all,still here under rule one.Almost escaped,but yet again a couple cancelled on me.Starting to think I'm cursed

Nearly a rule 2er. Don't stop believing

Damnit,now I've got the Journey song stuck in my head!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon all,still here under rule one.Almost escaped,but yet again a couple cancelled on me.Starting to think I'm cursed

Nearly a rule 2er. Don't stop believing

Damnit,now I've got the Journey song stuck in my head!

My work here is done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon all,still here under rule one.Almost escaped,but yet again a couple cancelled on me.Starting to think I'm cursed

Nearly a rule 2er. Don't stop believing

Damnit,now I've got the Journey song stuck in my head!

My work here is done

And

should have been

Fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok rule two for me. I'm happy to help someone leave the club if they can PM me their best offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Checking in as per usual ..

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Checking in as per usual ..

Hello handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice to see such fine fellows again.

Usual Dan?

And that's a very kind offer PB. There are a few rule 1 ladies around who just might take you up on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone like a drink and a chat in Margate ?

Has to be befor 4pm as I'm working from 4pm

Fancy a beer in Manchester?

I wood but I don't have time atm and the train is like almost £300.

So in short that's a £300 pint

150 quid a pint if I buy you 2.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Anyone like a drink and a chat in Margate ?

Has to be befor 4pm as I'm working from 4pm

Fancy a beer in Manchester?

I wood but I don't have time atm and the train is like almost £300.

So in short that's a £300 pint

150 quid a pint if I buy you 2.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So as the threads coming near to a close.....has anyone pulled?

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Going to need part 2 soon

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"So as the threads coming near to a close.....has anyone pulled? "

Nop as normall

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So as the threads coming near to a close.....has anyone pulled? "

Me!

Oh you meant as in a person

Not just my plonker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Checking in as per usual ..

Hello handsome

Alright Sis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Housemartins - Caravan of Love

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Housemartins - Caravan of Love"

How did that get there? I was replying to the music thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Housemartins - Caravan of Love

How did that get there? I was replying to the music thread

Copy and paste culprit right there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So as the threads coming near to a close.....has anyone pulled? "

Pulled... what does that mean? It sounds familiar, I'm sure I knew the word once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm under rule 1 can I join? I will bring cake next week I promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So as the threads coming near to a close.....has anyone pulled?

Pulled... what does that mean? It sounds familiar, I'm sure I knew the word once."

I haven't got a clue. Next week I might need to try a chat up line or something. Standing around does't seem to do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm under rule 1 can I join? I will bring cake next week I promise

You've made it in to part 1 - well done

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Time for part 2

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