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"ooo battle of the extra times "#girlpower | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread. "Fucky fuck? | |||
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"ooo battle of the extra times
#girlpower"Where the ladies go the men will follow | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?"Yes please! | |||
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"The battle is ooooonnnnn !"Stick around Penn. Yvaine and I are going to simulate virtual girl on girl action for you all. | |||
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"ooo battle of the extra times
#girlpower
Where the ladies go the men will follow "You know it. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!"Yeah!  | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah! "Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly."Oh my. | |||
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"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9zPlAu8Fc | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly."Who says I'm wearing clothes?  | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Oh my. "Sit over there Retro. I'll tell you when you can join in. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes? "Well you're not now. Good girl. Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe. "Okay.  | |||
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"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9zPlAu8Fc" good choice a proper classic however in your current mood no-one will be mr soft for long | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Oh my.
Sit over there Retro. I'll tell you when you can join in."I'll hide in the cupboard dressed as Spiderman. | |||
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"The battle is ooooonnnnn !
Stick around Penn.
Yvaine and I are going to simulate virtual girl on girl action for you all. "Wouldn't dream of leaving | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
"Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward."How spread, mistress? | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?"I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet. | |||
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"Cawafackingbunga Hello ladies " Take your clothes off, sexy. | |||
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"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_9zPlAu8Fc good choice a proper classic however in your current mood no-one will be mr soft for long "It's a hard cock life. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Oh my.
Sit over there Retro. I'll tell you when you can join in.
I'll hide in the cupboard dressed as Spiderman. "Good, you got the memo. | |||
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"Now, this does look like a fun thread!" It is. It is. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet."Do I get punished if I don't? | |||
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"The battle is ooooonnnnn !
Stick around Penn.
Yvaine and I are going to simulate virtual girl on girl action for you all.
Wouldn't dream of leaving "Good boy. | |||
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"Cawafackingbunga Hello ladies Take your clothes off, sexy." Straight to the point  | |||
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"Fuck you Jim. "Up yours. | |||
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"ooo battle of the extra times "I was first! | |||
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"Fuck you Jim.
Up yours."I think Estella's about to put something up mine. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?"Yes. If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment. Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand. You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay. | |||
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"Great... A rebel rather than a rabble." A rebel without a point. | |||
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"Cawafackingbunga Hello ladies Take your clothes off, sexy. Straight to the point "I want you. I will have you. | |||
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"I got naked....now what?" *Faps* | |||
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"Fuck you Jim.
Up yours.
I think Estella's about to put something up mine."Nice. | |||
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who wants to hold my leash? | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay."Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.) | |||
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"I got naked....now what?" Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you. | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?"Sit! | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!"Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)"Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book* Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want. | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy"Roll over!! | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)"I have a hefty hardback for you. | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy
Roll over!!"Rolls over, sits back up | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want. "The hokey y. | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy
Roll over!!
Rolls over, sits back up "I did not say get back up. On your back. | |||
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"I got naked....now what? Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you. " I may be short but I'm pretty flexible | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy
Roll over!!
Rolls over, sits back up
I did not say get back up. On your back."Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command. | |||
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"I got naked....now what? Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you. I may be short but I'm pretty flexible " Oh good. Shibari for you. Choose your song to have playing while I tie you up. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want. "I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable. | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long "Strip! | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy
Roll over!!
Rolls over, sits back up
I did not say get back up. On your back.
Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command."Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?! *tickles your tummy* | |||
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"I got naked....now what? Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you. I may be short but I'm pretty flexible " My flexible friend.  | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.
I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable."That is acceptable. That is your punishment song. Would you like another song for fun times in between? | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!"As you wish. | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy
Roll over!!
Rolls over, sits back up
I did not say get back up. On your back.
Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command.
Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?!
*tickles your tummy*"Wiggles in excitement, licks your hand in appreciation. Me! Me! I am clever boy! | |||
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"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do." | |||
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"What's important is, my thread was first by a minute." You always come first. A minute is the norm. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.
I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.
That is acceptable.
That is your punishment song.
Would you like another song for fun times in between?"
Toucha toucha touch me... | |||
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"I got naked....now what? Hands behind your head. Tie your hair up first, then hands behind your head. Legs spread to half-metre wide (I know your legs are shorter than Yvaine!) and I will now inspect you. I may be short but I'm pretty flexible My flexible friend. "You want access? | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish. "What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in. | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy
Roll over!!
Rolls over, sits back up
I did not say get back up. On your back.
Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command.
Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?!
*tickles your tummy*
Wiggles in excitement, licks your hand in appreciation. Me! Me! I am clever boy!"Places a bowl in front of you. I'd like you to use the bowl when you need to. Now start to touch yourself. | |||
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"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do." I have nicer cock. | |||
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"I seem to have walked into the right place who wants to hold my leash?
Sit!
Yes ma'am (panting with tongue out) sitting like a good boy
Roll over!!
Rolls over, sits back up
I did not say get back up. On your back.
Quickly drop on my back paws in the air. Gaze at you waiting for mistresses command.
Who's a clever boy? Who's a clever boy?!
*tickles your tummy*
Wiggles in excitement, licks your hand in appreciation. Me! Me! I am clever boy!
Places a bowl in front of you. I'd like you to use the bowl when you need to.
Now start to touch yourself."Takes quick drink and now touching myself, looks at you with pleasure | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.
I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.
That is acceptable.
That is your punishment song.
Would you like another song for fun times in between?
Toucha toucha touch me..."How did you guess?!
Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*
*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh* | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in. "Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat | |||
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"What's important is, my thread was first by a minute. You always come first. A minute is the norm. " Sixty whole seconds. Sixty is a lot. | |||
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"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do. I have nicer cock." Mine's glass and ten inches. | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat"Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some! | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.
I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.
That is acceptable.
That is your punishment song.
Would you like another song for fun times in between?
Toucha toucha touch me...
How did you guess?!
Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*
*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh*"Oooooooh
I'm ticklish! | |||
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"What's important is, my thread was first by a minute. You always come first. A minute is the norm. Sixty whole seconds. Sixty is a lot." You average at 42. | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!"I only have cans, nice cans. | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.
I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.
That is acceptable.
That is your punishment song.
Would you like another song for fun times in between?
Toucha toucha touch me...
How did you guess?!
Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*
*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh*
Oooooooh
I'm ticklish!"Flinch, giggle or sing a long to the music and it's punishment. Starts running her hand from ankle up again. S l o w l y | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans."Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer. | |||
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"I always get confused about this place when it gets really late "Take your clothes off. | |||
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"What's important is, Yvaine has a nicer butt than I do. I have nicer cock. Mine's glass and ten inches." I bet it's been glazed more than twice. | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer."Puts Puppy over my knee. | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker "
It's as bad on here tonight! | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans."Not a problem Jim. Chuck it over | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.
Puts Puppy over my knee."Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count. | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker "I'm so sorry. | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Not a problem Jim. Chuck it over " | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.
Puts Puppy over my knee.
Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count."Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls. | |||
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"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to? "Starts to growl in masters lap | |||
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"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to? "Take your clothes off. And go back and finish that damn tiling! | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.
Puts Puppy over my knee.
Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.
Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.
"Whines but lies still not to upset master. | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.
Puts Puppy over my knee.
Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.
Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.
Whines but lies still not to upset master."I hate noise that I haven't asked for. Kicks Puppy again. | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry."I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie | |||
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"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?
Take your clothes off.
And go back and finish that damn tiling!"I'm priming the bathroom with shellac and the fumes are making me a little high. Wish you were here.  | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.
Puts Puppy over my knee.
Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.
Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.
Whines but lies still not to upset master.
I hate noise that I haven't asked for.
Kicks Puppy again."States at you, RUFF! | |||
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"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?
Take your clothes off.
And go back and finish that damn tiling!
I'm priming the bathroom with shellac and the fumes are making me a little high. Wish you were here. "Oh that reminds me I need to go get a Shellac manicure. Cheers Doc | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.
Puts Puppy over my knee.
Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.
Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.
Whines but lies still not to upset master.
I hate noise that I haven't asked for.
Kicks Puppy again.
States at you, RUFF!"Did you just make another noise? | |||
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"What's going on here? Don't you people have beds to go to?
Take your clothes off.
And go back and finish that damn tiling!
I'm priming the bathroom with shellac and the fumes are making me a little high. Wish you were here.
Oh that reminds me I need to go get a Shellac manicure. Cheers Doc "My pleasure. | |||
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"I don't think anyone is going to be clothed before long
Strip!
As you wish.
What would you like to drink? You are going to be watching sipping a drink for a little while. Then you will be invited to join in.
Sounds good to me. A nice cold bottle of Bud would go down a treat
Jim, get Penn a Bud - I know you have some!
I only have cans, nice cans.
Puppy bites a can and licks up the beer.
Puts Puppy over my knee.
Puppy has been beaten before, better make it count.
Pushes Puppy off her knee onto the floor, stands up and kicks him in the balls.
Whines but lies still not to upset master.
I hate noise that I haven't asked for.
Kicks Puppy again.
States at you, RUFF!
Did you just make another noise? "Lays quietly at masters feet, sad eyes begging forgiveness. | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry.
I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie "Me too! | |||
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"Excellent. This looks a fun thread.
Fucky fuck?
Yes please!
Yeah!
Stand in front of me and take your clothes off. Slowly.
Who says I'm wearing clothes?
Well you're not now. Good girl.
Now I am going to walk around you and inspect you from head to toe.
Okay.
Spread your legs a little wider apart. And put your hands behind your head. Keep looking forward.
How spread, mistress?
I'd like to see you fit a metre rule between your feet.
Do I get punished if I don't?
Yes.
If you look to your left I have placed 4 items of punishment.
Flat-backed hairbrush, hardback copy of IT by Stephen King, flogger, Hitachi wand.
You may choose one to be removed from play. The other three stay.
Remove the book! Is my favourite. (and my hardback copy is 970 pages which is hefty.)
Nods. We will use this later for something else *removes book*
Now choose a song that you will have on during any punishment. Any song you want.
I think Ramin Karimloo's version of Music Of The Night would be acceptable.
That is acceptable.
That is your punishment song.
Would you like another song for fun times in between?
Toucha toucha touch me...
How did you guess?!
Noted. *puts Toucha toucha touch me on*
*runs my hand up Yvaine's leg from inside ankle up to inside thigh*
Oooooooh
I'm ticklish!
Flinch, giggle or sing a long to the music and it's punishment.
Starts running her hand from ankle up again. S l o w l y"*grins and sings* | |||
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"I always get confused about this place when it gets really late
Take your clothes off."Yes ma'am | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry.
I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie
Me too!"Let's just have a shag | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry.
I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie
Me too!
Let's just have a shag "Yeah! | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry.
I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie
Me too!
Let's just have a shag "Now there's a thought. | |||
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"Hello " Hello! | |||
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"Hold up! Two threads? That's confuddling. Night night to you lot too! "Na night, na night, Jinty. | |||
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"Hello Hello!" I was confused by two threads being open and wondered whether I should post on the other one as well... sorry it was a short greeting.. haha | |||
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"Hold up! Two threads? That's confuddling. Night night to you lot too!
Na night, na night, Jinty.
"Toodaloo sexy chops! | |||
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"Hello Hello! I was confused by two threads being open and wondered whether I should post on the other one as well... sorry it was a short greeting.. haha" It's quite alright. Short and sweet. | |||
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"Hold up! Two threads? That's confuddling. Night night to you lot too!
Na night, na night, Jinty.
Toodaloo sexy chops! " | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry.
I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie
Me too!
Let's just have a shag
Now there's a thought. "What's a thought | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry.
I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie
Me too!
Let's just have a shag
Now there's a thought.
What's a thought "It's 1:42 in the morning, i have no idea. | |||
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"I can't sleep so watching 50 shades darker
I'm so sorry.
I know story of my sex life at the moment...watch a movie
Me too!
Let's just have a shag
Now there's a thought.
What's a thought
It's 1:42 in the morning, i have no idea."I'm watching 50 shades darker I'm having a word with myself | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first?" Yes! | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes!" Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread. | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes! Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread. "Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again. | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes! Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.
Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again. " If not, use your tongue, Jonny. | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes! Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.
Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.
If not, use your tongue, Jonny."Tongue hands whatever works buddy | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes! Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.
Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.
If not, use your tongue, Jonny."That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim. | |||
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"I'm awake which is good xx "I'm glad, who wants to sleep when you can chat with all these lovely people and me. | |||
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"I'm awake which is good xx "Good news! | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes! Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.
Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.
If not, use your tongue, Jonny.
That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim." | |||
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"I'm awake which is good xx
Good news!"Thanks Jim | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes! Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.
Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.
If not, use your tongue, Jonny.
That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim.
"Keeping things interesting | |||
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"Okay, so is the game here to see which thread fills up first? Yes! Sorry Jim. Made my contribution to the girl's thread.
Rest for half an hour and you may be good to go again.
If not, use your tongue, Jonny.
That actually aroused me a little. Kudos, Jim."What has, the thought of my tongue? | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage" Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage" Number 2 is like myself in the bedroom after a Saturday night out hehe xx | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks." If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner" I would! | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would!" How? | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would!" I'd eat that moth if needed! | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How?" I'd turn the lights off. | |||
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"There are now SEVEN moths. It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight. *shudders* HELP!" Flipping heck! | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How? I'd turn the lights off." Did. Not. Even. Cross. My. Mind. You the best. | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How?" Just twat it with a tea towel. | |||
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"Circumcised cocks ? Opinions" I've got their second album, they're okay. | |||
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"Circumcised cocks ? Opinions I've got their second album, they're okay." | |||
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"There are now SEVEN moths. It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight. *shudders* HELP!" Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan! | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How? Just twat it with a tea towel." What me??!!! | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How? I'd turn the lights off. Did. Not. Even. Cross. My. Mind. You the best." The bestest. | |||
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"There are now SEVEN moths. It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight. *shudders* HELP! Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan! " I was feeling broody to be fair. | |||
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"Goodnight everyone until tomorrow "Get to your kennel x | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How? I'd turn the lights off. Did. Not. Even. Cross. My. Mind. You the best. The bestest." The best thing since sliced bread. | |||
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"Goodnight everyone until tomorrow
Get to your kennel x"Big lick on the face before running away | |||
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"Goodnight everyone until tomorrow
Get to your kennel x
Big lick on the face before running away "Rubs your head. | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How? Just twat it with a tea towel. What me??!!! "No, the moths! Unless you want me to spank you, but we should probably deal with the insect problem first. | |||
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"There are now SEVEN moths. It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight. *shudders* HELP! Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan! I was feeling broody to be fair. "Enough to produce moths ? | |||
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"There are now SEVEN moths. It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight. *shudders* HELP! Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan! I was feeling broody to be fair.
Enough to produce moths ?"Well I moth admit, I am a little devil! | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How? Just twat it with a tea towel. What me??!!!
No, the moths!
Unless you want me to spank you, but we should probably deal with the insect problem first. "I don't want spanks.  | |||
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"ok, quick question. would any man be offended if they saw a woman leaving the cubicle in the men's toilet?? just been told off... "Using the toilet or with someone in the toilet?! | |||
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"You know what I hate most about large flappy moths in my room? Well two things, actually. One - the sound, the 'nap, nap' sound as it hits into hard surfaces, banging relentlessly into everything. Two - the fact it has no rhyme or reason to its flight pattern, ceiling to wall to floor to bed to my head to ceiling to corner of room to wall to floor to wardrobe. D*unken idiotic noisy moth. Uggghh. #thursdayrantleakage Whatever you do don't think about this week's episode of Twin Peaks. If you were here, could you protect me from the moth? #importantearlyquestionswhenassessingapartner I would! How? Just twat it with a tea towel. What me??!!!
No, the moths!
Unless you want me to spank you, but we should probably deal with the insect problem first.
I don't want spanks. "Fine, just save the tea towel for the moths then. And feel free to blame me, I brought insects into this in the first place by mentioning W.A.S.P. earlier, lol. | |||
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"There are now SEVEN moths. It's like Hitchcock's The Birds, but with moths. I am so Tippi Hedren tonight. *shudders* HELP! Burn them all! Moths are the spawn of Satan! I was feeling broody to be fair.
Enough to produce moths ?
Well I moth admit, I am a little devil! "I like what you did there !
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