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"Its a bit early....can I just have an apple juice? " Yes, it is abit early too, here is some juice | |||
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"Bliney Shag, I haven't even finished my breakfast. " Yes. I like to start early | |||
"Much too early for alcohol! I'll have a coffee... Irish."  | |||
"I'll have a porn star martini, sex on the beach and screaming orgasm please." That sounds like a good one too with an orgasm | |||
"Slow comfortable screw, please "Your order is cumming up  | |||
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"I'll have a Peter Pan...... for starters! " Here | |||
"I'll have a cup of tea to drink, but can I book a few screaming orgasms for later x "That is a good one with an orgasm | |||
"Drinking in the morning doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate! Rum please mi hearty "That is right matey arghhhhhh, here is rum | |||
"Pint of Thatchers to whet my whistle then a large Bombay Sapphire. Might even chuck in a packet of pork scratchings " One comming up | |||
"Pint of Thatchers to whet my whistle then a large Bombay Sapphire. Might even chuck in a packet of pork scratchings One comming up "Bless ya x | |||
"Pint of Thatchers to whet my whistle then a large Bombay Sapphire. Might even chuck in a packet of pork scratchings One comming up
Bless ya x" | |||
No alcohol ever again!
I'll have chamomile tea please | |||
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No alcohol ever again!
I'll have chamomile tea please "We all say this , well apart from the chamomile tea bit , until next time we're out for a couple and end up getting home in the early hours and waking up to find a traffic cone in the middle of the room  | |||
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No alcohol ever again!
I'll have chamomile tea please "Here is one | |||
"long gin and bitter lemon please - i will have it outside " Here is a gin | |||
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No alcohol ever again!
I'll have chamomile tea please
We all say this , well apart from the chamomile tea bit , until next time we're out for a couple and end up getting home in the early hours and waking up to find a traffic cone in the middle of the room "Haha
Yes but I really mean it  | |||
