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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As you where

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where's steely? She said she was in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Where's steely? She said she was in

"
shes cuming via the chippy and offy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's steely? She said she was in

shes cuming via the chippy and offy"

Hope she gets some scraps

....get it steely and scrap...oh well it sound good in the head

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

"
had a tray of scraps other day from chippy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

had a tray of scraps other day from chippy"

Is that the right qoute for that fecking reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx"

Disgraceful????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

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She's not into any dodginess mate

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

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Disclaimer: Nelson takes no responsibility for any ensuing actions that members may take following consultation

She's not into any dodginess mate

I know, it was the disgraceful caught my attention..... disgraceful I do! Dodgy I do not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

Feliz Nelson-Agony Uncle column is now open for this evening only....

Disclaimer: Nelson takes no responsibility for any ensuing actions that members may take following consultation

She's not into any dodginess mate

I know, it was the disgraceful caught my attention..... disgraceful I do! Dodgy I do not

Ah well maybe I'm a matchmaker then eh

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

Feliz Nelson-Agony Uncle column is now open for this evening only....

Disclaimer: Nelson takes no responsibility for any ensuing actions that members may take following consultation

She's not into any dodginess mate

I know, it was the disgraceful caught my attention..... disgraceful I do! Dodgy I do not

Ah well maybe I'm a matchmaker then eh

Babushka Dominatrix

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

Feliz Nelson-Agony Uncle column is now open for this evening only....

Disclaimer: Nelson takes no responsibility for any ensuing actions that members may take following consultation

She's not into any dodginess mate

I know, it was the disgraceful caught my attention..... disgraceful I do! Dodgy I do not

Ah well maybe I'm a matchmaker then eh

"
orange or mint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

Feliz Nelson-Agony Uncle column is now open for this evening only....

Disclaimer: Nelson takes no responsibility for any ensuing actions that members may take following consultation

She's not into any dodginess mate

I know, it was the disgraceful caught my attention..... disgraceful I do! Dodgy I do not

Ah well maybe I'm a matchmaker then eh

orange or mint"

Have you not seen my pictures? You should know I'm mint

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

Feliz Nelson-Agony Uncle column is now open for this evening only....

Disclaimer: Nelson takes no responsibility for any ensuing actions that members may take following consultation

She's not into any dodginess mate

I know, it was the disgraceful caught my attention..... disgraceful I do! Dodgy I do not

Ah well maybe I'm a matchmaker then eh

orange or mint

Have you not seen my pictures? You should know I'm mint

"
normaly melted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I've lost my bet _oddy

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

"
well i did do em all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all"

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

"
thought ud nodded off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

thought ud nodded off"

Nah bin out canvassing votes...hardest fiver I've earned

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

Oi...you owe me 3quid

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I hear a creaking of sarcophagus lids opening!!!! Any comments Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Each

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I hear a creaking of sarcophagus lids opening!!!! Any comments Mistress

No she's fecked off because she owes us all money

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hear a creaking of sarcophagus lids opening!!!! Any comments Mistress

Keep out a minute I'm discussing my commission here

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I hear a creaking of sarcophagus lids opening!!!! Any comments Mistress

Keep out a minute I'm discussing my commission here

I hope you haven't sold your soul again! Its comparing very poorly against Bitcoin

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I hear a creaking of sarcophagus lids opening!!!! Any comments Mistress

Keep out a minute I'm discussing my commission here

"
or

decommission

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I hear a creaking of sarcophagus lids opening!!!! Any comments Mistress

Keep out a minute I'm discussing my commission here

decommission"

Or in Mistress's case, decomposition, she's getting on in years

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

"
shes sewn the feckers up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hear a creaking of sarcophagus lids opening!!!! Any comments Mistress

Keep out a minute I'm discussing my commission here

decommission

Or in Mistress's case, decomposition, she's getting on in years"

Dunno...I've got my compression tights on if that counts

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

She owes me 3quid for looking after Nigel, after she left him outside, bet I don't get it.....and one of the alpacas is pregnant...so we've got to go on the Jeremy Kyle show now to find out whose the daddy

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear"

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

I know...a few months ago she was trying to nick one of my sparkly frocks, I offered to make her one out of my old chintz curtains, but the bloke who fitted my new windows nicked them. She's not been the same with me since

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

"
straight jacket

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

"
she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

straight jacket

Good choice

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow"

Yeah, I'd noticed that....shame...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I started one and fecked the title up so I will report it

We don't do that dodgy stuff in the lounge

Sorry

Forgiven....your getting old now

That's what my mum just said on the phone but actually it's GREAT... I can now officially grow old disgracefully

Your in the right place for doing that

Brilliant!!! Wahey!!

And you can pm me about any dodgy stuff

Woo hoo!! Sorted!! Thanks

Fecking inbox is still empty though

Actually when it boils down to it... I'm not dodgy, just disgraceful xx

Disgraceful????

Let it out Coquette....

Feliz Nelson-Agony Uncle column is now open for this evening only....

Disclaimer: Nelson takes no responsibility for any ensuing actions that members may take following consultation

She's not into any dodginess mate

I know, it was the disgraceful caught my attention..... disgraceful I do! Dodgy I do not

Had an early night due to being up at stupid o'clock on a Saturday morning

I intend to grow old as disgracefully as possible

Oh and good morning to you all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

And its still on page 1 as I type this...that knocks the spots off your last 15 minutes of fame

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear"

Says the fecker who changes 10 times a day on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

I'll bag that little dress you have on now....ger it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

Who's bin gossiping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

I looked a fecking dress size bigger in the fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

straight jacket

Iv just had one delivered

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow"

Ah but the tights save my dignity

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

"
what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

"
and dont get me started on the dyson oooo must tell sami about that time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

and dont get me started on the dyson oooo must tell sami about that time"

I'll have you know I've never owned a Dyson. ...I have a fecking kirby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahem...

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ahem...

"
morning eenie passes a brandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahem...

morning eenie passes a brandy "

Bugger _oddy that's a bit early even for me

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ahem...

morning eenie passes a brandy

Bugger _oddy that's a bit early even for me

"
i was thinking its cold out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahem...

morning eenie passes a brandy

Bugger _oddy that's a bit early even for me

i was thinking its cold out

That's why I've put me tights on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon all x

Afternoon angie how's things further up north?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahem...

morning eenie passes a brandy

Bugger _oddy that's a bit early even for me

i was thinking its cold out

Awww, you're looking out for me... What a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon all x

Afternoon angie how's things further up north?

Cold and miserable. I’m glad I’m in for the day. X

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

and dont get me started on the dyson oooo must tell sami about that time"

I'm all ears!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

and dont get me started on the dyson oooo must tell sami about that time

I'm all ears!

Pay no attention sami....she's a gobshite

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon all! Happy weekend

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

and dont get me started on the dyson oooo must tell sami about that time

I'm all ears!

Pay no attention sami....she's a gobshite

I know she'll tell me coz she knows I can keep a secret.....sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

and dont get me started on the dyson oooo must tell sami about that time

I'm all ears!

Pay no attention sami....she's a gobshite

I know she'll tell me coz she knows I can keep a secret.....sometimes

I'm fecked

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I think I've lost my bet _oddy

well i did do em all

Ahem...I won my bet

We should have a fiver winging it's way for us...I mean nigel

Screenshots as proof

£2.50 as you didn't make it clear which one!

Well she owes me 3 quid, so think she's out of pocket!

shes sewn the feckers up

Oh please not Jeremy Kyle, imagine the kerfuffle with Mistress deciding what to wear

Haha, I know, we'll have to choose something for her!

But she would bicker like hell for the sake of it and unless she looked better than you lot, she would not appear....freakin divas

she aint been the same since she fell backwards onto that marrow

Ah but the tights save my dignity

what fecking dignity you wernt wearing the tights when you did it the staff at james cook still talk about it

Shush _oddy ffs

and dont get me started on the dyson oooo must tell sami about that time

I'm all ears!

Pay no attention sami....she's a gobshite

I know she'll tell me coz she knows I can keep a secret.....sometimes

I'm fecked

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's bloody quiet sami...oh did you hear I won my bet?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It's bloody quiet sami...oh did you hear I won my bet?"

It is quiet. I saw that you said you had won it. I kept looking on page 1, but must have missed it. She is beautiful though and it makes a change to see 'real' beauty. You still see lots of air brushing, why bother, we are what we are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's bloody quiet sami...oh did you hear I won my bet?

The best about it was I gathered a few more too

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bargain buy

Dyson V6 Cord Free Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"bargain buy

Dyson V6 Cord Free Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

Feck off I spotted that but was I feck going to post it

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"bargain buy

Dyson V6 Cord Free Cordless Vacuum Cleaner

Feck off I spotted that but was I feck going to post it

"
good job i have for you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's steely? She said she was in

These threads are too busy for me. I'm sitting at the back quietly with my can of pop.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It's bloody quiet sami...oh did you hear I won my bet?

The best about it was I gathered a few more too

Double whammy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's steely? She said she was in

shes cuming via the chippy and offy"

*strolls in stinking of vinegar*

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Hi Voddy, hi Steely!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

waves to sami got some juicy gossip for you later

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Where's steely? She said she was in

shes cuming via the chippy and offy

*strolls in stinking of vinegar*"
blimey steely you look a bit battered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's steely? She said she was in

These threads are too busy for me. I'm sitting at the back quietly with my can of pop.

Hope that's not the back garden...it's bloody freezing

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"waves to sami got some juicy gossip for you later

Waves back*

Can't wait!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's steely? She said she was in

shes cuming via the chippy and offy

*strolls in stinking of vinegar*"

But it hasn't turned to vinegar yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"waves to sami got some juicy gossip for you later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's steely? She said she was in

shes cuming via the chippy and offy

*strolls in stinking of vinegar*blimey steely you look a bit battered"

That carrots worn her out

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

I'll have one with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

I'll have one with you

Be starting about 7pm, wear your best frock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"waves to sami got some juicy gossip for you later

Waves back*

Can't wait!

Share with Eenie too please?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

I'll have one with you

Be starting about 7pm, wear your best frock

"
mistress stole samis best frock

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

I'll have one with you

Be starting about 7pm, wear your best frock

Lovely, I will, I've got a nice sparkly one

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

I'll have one with you

Be starting about 7pm, wear your best frock

mistress stole samis best frock

I stole one back, though...shush, she doesn't know!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

I'll have one with you

Be starting about 7pm, wear your best frock

Lovely, I will, I've got a nice sparkly one

"
phew you got a new one keep it away from light finger fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right I've got to shake a leg...and all this talk of mucky beer is bad for me

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

eenie nigels looking for you

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Right I've got to shake a leg...and all this talk of mucky beer is bad for me

"
which leg you shaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right I've got to shake a leg...and all this talk of mucky beer is bad for me

which leg you shaking"

Middle on I've just had a piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right I've got to shake a leg...and all this talk of mucky beer is bad for me

Don't shake it too hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon all! Happy weekend

Hello _amiss

Hello sweetie, what's on the agenda today, for your birthday weekend

Just alcohol tonight

I'll have one with you

Be starting about 7pm, wear your best frock

Lovely, I will, I've got a nice sparkly one

phew you got a new one keep it away from light finger fanny"

You're all invited if you would like to join me

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? "
no you havent

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Maybe I could do that with my heels....the bloke below is always expecting to see a woman come out with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Maybe I could do that with my heels....the bloke below is always expecting to see a woman come out with me

"
yes I must have a word with him later

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

Wasn't me

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

Wasn't me

Wasn't you....for a change!

Eenie, see what you mean. Sounds like a child.!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

Wasn't me

Wasn't you....for a change!

Eenie, see what you mean. Sounds like a child.!"

I can't find it

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

I'm off to start dinner. Mistress behave yourself in the shit stirring thread! You know what I mean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off to start dinner. Mistress behave yourself in the shit stirring thread! You know what I mean!

I'm out of it after the last poster a minute ago

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

Wasn't me

Wasn't you....for a change!

Eenie, see what you mean. Sounds like a child.!

I can't find it

It's called. Bigger girls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

Wasn't me

Wasn't you....for a change!

Eenie, see what you mean. Sounds like a child.!

I can't find it

It's called. Bigger girls."

I'll look

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I'm off to start dinner. Mistress behave yourself in the shit stirring thread! You know what I mean!

I'm out of it after the last poster a minute ago

Yuk! See what you mean!

I would definitely steer clear of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

Wasn't me

Wasn't you....for a change!

Eenie, see what you mean. Sounds like a child.!

I can't find it

It's called. Bigger girls.

I'll look

Just had a look....his name has already been mentioned in dispatches

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"eenie nigels looking for you

I haven't met him yet have I? no you havent

maybe he could come along for a drink this evening

He'll feck your laminate flooring though

I'll put fivers on him and tie t towels round his feet

Sounds like fun

It could be!

Bring them all then... The more the merrier... Except for the immature little boy in the fat ladies thread...

Ooh, I'll check that out!

Wasn't me

Wasn't you....for a change!

Eenie, see what you mean. Sounds like a child.!

I can't find it

It's called. Bigger girls.

I'll look

Just had a look....his name has already been mentioned in dispatches

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good evening Feliz

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening ladies

I never know if I'm included in that

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"evening ladies

I never know if I'm included in that

"
depends what ur wearing lol

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening ladies

I never know if I'm included in that

depends what ur wearing lol"

Tights

its cold up north

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

"
night like what pray

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray"

Quiet, I would think. Where is everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray"

Oh it's OK for you bin wining and dining....while us boring old farts have bin waiting for a post to happen

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray

Oh it's OK for you bin wining and dining....while us boring old farts have bin waiting for a post to happen

...And I've just had a sausage sandwich...and not even a saveloy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray

Oh it's OK for you bin wining and dining....while us boring old farts have bin waiting for a post to happen

...And I've just had a sausage sandwich...and not even a saveloy

And I've had to lock eenie in the celler

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray

Oh it's OK for you bin wining and dining....while us boring old farts have bin waiting for a post to happen

...And I've just had a sausage sandwich...and not even a saveloy

And I've had to lock eenie in the celler

Seriously?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Just checked

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray

Oh it's OK for you bin wining and dining....while us boring old farts have bin waiting for a post to happen

"
dont you ruddy start its very rarely i go out fecking wont in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Aw ffs...you've bin talking shite again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray

Oh it's OK for you bin wining and dining....while us boring old farts have bin waiting for a post to happen

dont you ruddy start its very rarely i go out fecking wont in future"

Aw was it shite food eh

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Aw ffs...you've bin talking shite again

Nah! It was the old (forget the great wall of China rubbish)but can any human artefacts be seen from space?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Evening all

Evening sami...see how you say all

I like to be inclusive

Well on a night like this we can't be exclusive ffs

night like what pray

Oh it's OK for you bin wining and dining....while us boring old farts have bin waiting for a post to happen

dont you ruddy start its very rarely i go out fecking wont in future

Aw was it shite food eh

"
no it was very nice once it was cut up for me

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Aw ffs...you've bin talking shite again

Nah! It was the old (forget the great wall of China rubbish)but can any human artefacts be seen from space?"

Tut...no that's too deep for a Saturday night...try it Tuesday....

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Aw ffs...you've bin talking shite again

Nah! It was the old (forget the great wall of China rubbish)but can any human artefacts be seen from space?"
yeah mistress can be seen on her broomstick

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Aw ffs...you've bin talking shite again

Nah! It was the old (forget the great wall of China rubbish)but can any human artefacts be seen from space?"

Well they do say it's the only man made thing to be seen....but what about the suez canal?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look"

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Aw ffs...you've bin talking shite again

Nah! It was the old (forget the great wall of China rubbish)but can any human artefacts be seen from space?

Well they do say it's the only man made thing to be seen....but what about the suez canal?"

Not a patch on your VPL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look"

Feck off...I'll be getting a fecking complex when bending down to the lower shelves in tescos now

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews"

Oh you've got a biggy coming your way tomorrow when I'm not so tired

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews

Oh you've got a biggy coming your way tomorrow when I'm not so tired

I thought you said you were not fab straight, you can keep your biggy's buttoned up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews

Oh you've got a biggy coming your way tomorrow when I'm not so tired

I thought you said you were not fab straight, you can keep your biggy's buttoned up!

According to the ladies here that can't be true. ...they keep calling it a chipolata

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews

Oh you've got a biggy coming your way tomorrow when I'm not so tired

I'm not playing tomorrow this thread is far too exclusive

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews

Oh you've got a biggy coming your way tomorrow when I'm not so tired

I thought you said you were not fab straight, you can keep your biggy's buttoned up!

According to the ladies here that can't be true. ...they keep calling it a chipolata

"
cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews

Oh you've got a biggy coming your way tomorrow when I'm not so tired

I'm not playing tomorrow this thread is far too exclusive"

Shithouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I have been elsewhere having an important scientific discussion

Ok...I'll ask..what scientific discussion?

Well! As you ask politely...it is a rare sight and there is limited photographic evidence but it was caught on camera recently..

Well the scientific community agreed that the only human construction visible from space was....

Well. Mistress's VPL you know, visible panty line, not a good look

So is that the artefact of which you speak?

Yes! The article will be in next months New Scientist....Mistress refused all interviews

Oh you've got a biggy coming your way tomorrow when I'm not so tired

I thought you said you were not fab straight, you can keep your biggy's buttoned up!

According to the ladies here that can't be true. ...they keep calling it a chipolata

cocktail "

Master blaster to you

Over to you _oddy

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