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over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.  "
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive "
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I cannae sleep!
So, ask me any question and I shall give you my answer.  how often do you have nights where you can't sleep "
In the last month, many.
Prior to that, unheard of. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed. "
Are you fibbing in that comment?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Are you fibbing in that comment? "
A little. But I did have a wank half an hour ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!"
By smoked salmon and grapes
Eat them instead of smoking and look ten years younger
Or buy a sealed piggy bank /jar and put a tenner on it every day .in 100 days you'll have a grand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed. "
Thought I could hear a low growling
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me. "
Mmmmm I finish work at 8 |
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence. "
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me. "
Mobile number sent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
I don't know that!  "
Well you have to know these things when you’re a king
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, I’m just home from the STP.
I am bloody starving, what should I put on my toast?"
Ooooooh!! I fancy marmite and butter. But you should have whatever your heart desires.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why can't I sleep?
Because you’re slightly in pain, overthinking and have just finished talking to someone.
Spot on Plus, a bit too much caffeine. "
Ahhh yes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
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That’s because I want toast. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me.
Mmmmm I finish work at 8 "
Cool. You have to quit smoking first though |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Morning, I’m just home from the STP.
I am bloody starving, what should I put on my toast?
Ooooooh!! I fancy marmite and butter. But you should have whatever your heart desires.
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You are spot on, that’s exactly what I’m having 
I hope you get some sleep soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the point?
There is still no point. But when you realise that, it’s a weight off.
Sorry, I got ahead of myself and answered too "
Two heads are better than one!!
Giving head is fun too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep "
I’m always up for a cunt try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the point?
There is still no point. But when you realise that, it’s a weight off.
Sorry, I got ahead of myself and answered too
Two heads are better than one!!
Giving head is fun too."
I crave it sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me.
Mobile number sent"
You giving me digits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning, I’m just home from the STP.
I am bloody starving, what should I put on my toast?
Ooooooh!! I fancy marmite and butter. But you should have whatever your heart desires.
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Have you ever tried Marmite and tahini together really good on toast |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
I don't know that!
Well you have to know these things when you’re a king
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me.
Mmmmm I finish work at 8
Cool. You have to quit smoking first though "
I need to superglue my mouth shut lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have a beautiful sole try using it for yourself maybe that will help you sleep
That sounds fishy!
As long as it doesn't smell fishy "
I haddock good wash |
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try "
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, I’m just home from the STP.
I am bloody starving, what should I put on my toast?
Ooooooh!! I fancy marmite and butter. But you should have whatever your heart desires.
You are spot on, that’s exactly what I’m having
I hope you get some sleep soon "
I’m intuitive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the point?
There is still no point. But when you realise that, it’s a weight off.
Sorry, I got ahead of myself and answered too
Two heads are better than one!!
Giving head is fun too.
I crave it sometimes. "
Nods head
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast."
Thats indigestion not an orgasm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, I’m just home from the STP.
I am bloody starving, what should I put on my toast?
Ooooooh!! I fancy marmite and butter. But you should have whatever your heart desires.
Have you ever tried Marmite and tahini together really good on toast "
Not yet. But I shall! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me.
Mmmmm I finish work at 8
Cool. You have to quit smoking first though
I need to superglue my mouth shut lol"
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession "
Was a play on the word country. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have a beautiful sole try using it for yourself maybe that will help you sleep
That sounds fishy!
As long as it doesn't smell fishy
I haddock good wash
Brilliant "
I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm. "
Aha! How do we get babies again? |
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country. "
Damn! Thought there was a new kink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?"
Ask Madonna.... she collects them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink "
There’s always a new kink with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me.
Mmmmm I finish work at 8
Cool. You have to quit smoking first though
I need to superglue my mouth shut lol
Ouch!"
Well to be honest I have 1 pouch of tobacco and 60 cigarettes left I'm building myself up to it has to work this time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them "
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the best way for me to stop smoking fails so far patches,spray ,gum I can't be hypnotised and vape is only replacement!
Have sex with me.
Mmmmm I finish work at 8
Cool. You have to quit smoking first though
I need to superglue my mouth shut lol
Ouch!
Well to be honest I have 1 pouch of tobacco and 60 cigarettes left I'm building myself up to it has to work this time "
More powerful to throw those away.
Just stop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?"
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Truth of the matter is no food or coffee after 7pm
No electronics 2 hours before you sleep that's lap top phone etc etc
Need to lull the brain and mind and prepare it for sleep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?"
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Truth of the matter is no food or coffee after 7pm
No electronics 2 hours before you sleep that's lap top phone etc etc
Need to lull the brain and mind and prepare it for sleep"
What’s your question? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Truth of the matter is no food or coffee after 7pm
No electronics 2 hours before you sleep that's lap top phone etc etc
Need to lull the brain and mind and prepare it for sleep
What’s your question?"
Not a question .....its the way to cure your can't sleep problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes "
That must have been what woke me up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Truth of the matter is no food or coffee after 7pm
No electronics 2 hours before you sleep that's lap top phone etc etc
Need to lull the brain and mind and prepare it for sleep
What’s your question?
Not a question .....its the way to cure your can't sleep problem "
Nope. It’s the way to cure someone else’s. I know why I’m up, actually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up? "
The earth moved.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to build myself up to it I will be smoke free by the time I start work on Monday morning  "
Good. Do it. It’ll make you feel fabulous. Breathing more easily and your sense of smell (that right now you don’t even realise is dulled) will come back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
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Another landslide. Really must get that fixed  |
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink
There’s always a new kink with me "
Excellent! Interested to find out the next one you have |
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over a year ago
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"My question is .....
Can I take you out Wednesday please
Where and when?
Wednesday is when
Where is your choice
Nice restraunt
Nice bar "
I meant when on Wednesday. However, the answer is a polite no. But thank you xx |
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over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed "
A veritable slag heap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink
There’s always a new kink with me
Excellent! Interested to find out the next one you have "
It’s involving toast |
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"I need to build myself up to it I will be smoke free by the time I start work on Monday morning
Good. Do it. It’ll make you feel fabulous. Breathing more easily and your sense of smell (that right now you don’t even realise is dulled) will come back "
Looking forward to getting sense of smell and taste back think it's to late for my lungs though smoked to long and exposure to lots of blue aspestos two out of three ain't bad as meatloaf said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed
A veritable slag heap "
You've been here before then. Funny I thought I would have remembered |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need to build myself up to it I will be smoke free by the time I start work on Monday morning
Good. Do it. It’ll make you feel fabulous. Breathing more easily and your sense of smell (that right now you don’t even realise is dulled) will come back
Looking forward to getting sense of smell and taste back think it's to late for my lungs though smoked to long and exposure to lots of blue aspestos two out of three ain't bad as meatloaf said "
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over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed
A veritable slag heap
You've been here before then. Funny I thought I would have remembered "
I hypnotised you. The pain of me leaving would have been too much. |
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink
There’s always a new kink with me
Excellent! Interested to find out the next one you have
It’s involving toast "
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over a year ago
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink
There’s always a new kink with me
Excellent! Interested to find out the next one you have
It’s involving toast
Is butter a key involvement? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed
A veritable slag heap
You've been here before then. Funny I thought I would have remembered
I hypnotised you. The pain of me leaving would have been too much. "
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink
There’s always a new kink with me
Excellent! Interested to find out the next one you have
It’s involving toast
Is butter a key involvement?
Will. Refrain. From. Last. Tango. Comment."
It was only an option. Happy to go with just toast |
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed
A veritable slag heap
You've been here before then. Funny I thought I would have remembered
I hypnotised you. The pain of me leaving would have been too much.
I remember nothing. Who are you?"
I am no one! |
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink
There’s always a new kink with me
Excellent! Interested to find out the next one you have
It’s involving toast
Is butter a key involvement?
Will. Refrain. From. Last. Tango. Comment.
It was only an option. Happy to go with just toast "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed
A veritable slag heap
You've been here before then. Funny I thought I would have remembered
I hypnotised you. The pain of me leaving would have been too much.
I remember nothing. Who are you?
I am no one!"
Didn't you used to be someone else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed
A veritable slag heap
You've been here before then. Funny I thought I would have remembered
I hypnotised you. The pain of me leaving would have been too much.
I remember nothing. Who are you?
I am no one!
Didn't you used to be someone else "
Yes, but she’s gone |
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"You could have an orgasm then count sheep jumping over a fence
I could count orgasms whilst grinding on a fence.
Now that's a country girl
Get enough of those dreams, you'll fall off the fence into deep sleep
I’m always up for a cunt try
Cunt try? Haven't heard of this but happy to give it a go with you, especially if it cures your insomnia. Then in the morning you can cure my lie in obsession
Was a play on the word country.
Damn! Thought there was a new kink
There’s always a new kink with me
Excellent! Interested to find out the next one you have
It’s involving toast
Is butter a key involvement?
Will. Refrain. From. Last. Tango. Comment.
It was only an option. Happy to go with just toast
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why cant you sleep?
I don’t know. My mind is wide awake. I’m slightly horny. And I’m just awaiting someone who will be messaging shortly.
Surely you can do better than slightly horny....it sounds so passive
I’m ragingly orgasmic. The slightest thought and I’m dryhumping the bed.
Thought I could hear a low growling
That’s because I want toast.
Thats indigestion not an orgasm.
Aha! How do we get babies again?
Ask Madonna.... she collects them
I haven’t enough cash. Want to club together?
Club? You been rummaging in the man cave again?
#euphemism
Yes, I said I’d had a wank, yes
That must have been what woke me up?
The earth moved.
Another landslide. Really must get that fixed
A veritable slag heap
You've been here before then. Funny I thought I would have remembered
I hypnotised you. The pain of me leaving would have been too much.
I remember nothing. Who are you?
I am no one!
Didn't you used to be someone else
Yes, but she’s gone "
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Question. Even after all my years in Hotels, why am I still shocked that seem people view Hotel staff as the lowest of the low and think they can get away with Verbal Abuse?
Utter Tossers, all of them!
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"Question. Even after all my years in Hotels, why am I still shocked that seem people view Hotel staff as the lowest of the low and think they can get away with Verbal Abuse?
Utter Tossers, all of them!
Rant over, been a tough 2-3 hrs."
You have hit the nail on the head they are just tossers without any respect for anyone have a nice brandy and forget about them they are not worth it |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Question. Even after all my years in Hotels, why am I still shocked that seem people view Hotel staff as the lowest of the low and think they can get away with Verbal Abuse?
Utter Tossers, all of them!
Rant over, been a tough 2-3 hrs.
You have hit the nail on the head they are just tossers without any respect for anyone have a nice brandy and forget about them they are not worth it "
Thanks. A Couple got all pissed off when after the abuse got so bad, I closed the Bar. Learnt new things about my parents or lack of - it is said as if I've never heard it before - then berated me for not standing up for myself!
But.... reduce myself to their level? I am better than that and told them so.
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"Question. Even after all my years in Hotels, why am I still shocked that seem people view Hotel staff as the lowest of the low and think they can get away with Verbal Abuse?
Utter Tossers, all of them!
Rant over, been a tough 2-3 hrs."
Mate, Chill out and take it easy, now you are home. There's too many arseholes for you to get worried about. Not worth giving them a second thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not at home, still 5 hrs to go at work, but all quiet now!
I'm calmed down now!"
I'm similar thought I finished at 8 but just checked paper work and it's 8:40  |
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"Not at home, still 5 hrs to go at work, but all quiet now!
I'm calmed down now!"
I'm glad it's all calmed down lovely. You shouldn't be disrespected like that. Just remember that you are above them, as they see it as perfectly acceptable to treat other people like that. You took the higher ground. Far harder to do, when you have idiots pushing your buttons. You should be congratulating yourself for staying professional |
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