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"Who fancies a drink? me x | |||
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"Diet please i'm on a diet again lol." Diet cola coming up | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? What can I get you? | |||
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"Can I have BIG cup of the OP please Oh Dan i wouldn’t fit in a cup I’m afraid | |||
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"Pina colada Coming up MrsSB see you next week | |||
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"Could I have a pint of ale please?" Aye of course | |||
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"Pina colada Looking forwards. | |||
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"Could I have a pint of ale please? Aye of course Thank you. Cheers! | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? white wine xx please. | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Well... G'wan then. Just the one. Cap'n morgans spiced and a slice of lime please SB | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Large white wine coming up | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Oh hello you, double I assume?! | |||
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"Strawberry juice please " Of course | |||
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"Yes please, white wine for us xx" Have a bottle and 2 glasses | |||
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"Gin, all the gin! I'm craving gin. Sadly, I'll just take tonic with lime. I'm on antibiotics & can't drink Oh no that’s rubbish, tonic and lime it is then | |||
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"Creampie pie please. The cocktail? | |||
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"Yes please, white wine for us xx Have a bottle and 2 glasses Thank you very much and cheers let’s crack that bottle open xx | |||
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"Creampie pie please. Kinda... | |||
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"Disaronno and cranberry juice for Jayne, and a Pernod and orange juice for Mart please. Oh, any pork scratchings? Coming right up and yes of course we have pork scratchings | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? What can we buy you? | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Absolutely! Still counts as one drink, right? | |||
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"Gin, all the gin! I'm craving gin. Sadly, I'll just take tonic with lime. I'm on antibiotics & can't drink I'll be the one with a bag over my head next week, if they don't bloody hurry up & work! | |||
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"Creampie pie please. | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Me? Oh I’ll have absolut vodka and lemonade please | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? thankyou x | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Of course it does | |||
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"Gin, all the gin! I'm craving gin. Sadly, I'll just take tonic with lime. I'm on antibiotics & can't drink You’ll be fine by then | |||
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"Vodka and soda with lime is a low calorie drink" Is that what you’d like? | |||
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"Pink Gin and diet lemonade please " Coming up | |||
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"Anything with an alcohol content please " Hehe jd and cola? | |||
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"Large single malt with 1 ice cube please Coming up | |||
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"Pink Gin and diet lemonade please Coming up Thanks hun | |||
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"Hello lovely lady. Please may I have a large gin. I’ve had a bit of a day Babs of course you can, pull up a stool and tell me about it | |||
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"Body shots ?" Off who’s body? | |||
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"Strawberry n lime Rekordelig over ice please." Of course | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Good choice my lady. Im sure kitten and I can keep those coming... Not that we would ever take advantage | |||
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"I think I'd fall asleep if I drank alcohol. Can I have a double espresso? " Yes of course you can | |||
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"Hello lovely lady. Please may I have a large gin. I’ve had a bit of a day Well ... there was a bit of unsavoury shenanigans but then friends jumped in and it was all good in the end | |||
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"Yes please large rosé wine Large rose coming your way | |||
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"Strawberry n lime Rekordelig over ice please. Of course Thank you, so refreshing. Off to sit in the corner and people watch. | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Haha | |||
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"Body shots ? Off who’s body? Usually the barmaid offers ? | |||
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"Hello lovely lady. Please may I have a large gin. I’ve had a bit of a day oh dear, glad it’s sorted | |||
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"Body shots ? Off who’s body? But if people are having shots off my body, who’s going to serve all the other people? Maybe later | |||
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"If you have any pink gin I would love oneand a newky Brown for hubs please Xxx" Coming right up | |||
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"Can I have a white wine please x " Large glass coming up x | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please Estella of course you can | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? huccup..what? | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Fancy another? | |||
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"That’s an easy one, can I please have a JW black label! " Coming up | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please I've been hunting their profile | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? only if it involves you..otherwise am off the booze.. ffs...my bottle of voddie said "bring her over..she's ganting n d*unk" | |||
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"Coffee served by a naked brunette please I can do the coffee by I’m clothed I’m afraid, I can’t be scaring the punters! | |||
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"Coffee served by a naked brunette please Bugger | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? I can serve you a drink? | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please Thanks my lovely! How’s you? X | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please Hehehe | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please Hello stranger x | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please Alright gorgeous? I’m still awaiting coffee and doughnuts from this morning...?! | |||
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"Mug of tea, please." You mug! | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please I’m great thanks x | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please Jolly good | |||
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"Mug of tea, please." Tea? Hold on I’ll boil kettle | |||
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"Jack and Ginger, please You should have pm'd I got busy x | |||
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"Something long and thirst quenching for me please How about a strawberry mint spritzer? | |||
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"Mug of tea, please. You mug! | |||
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"Mug of tea, please. Tea? Hold on I’ll boil kettle Thank you very much. | |||
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"I was hoping you would ask anything else Sorry what drink would you like? | |||
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"Evening lady, please can I have something pink and sparkly " Holla Honey, I have a chilled bottle of pink sparkling rose? | |||
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"White Zinfandel, perfectly chilled please Coming right up | |||
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"Evening lady, please can I have something pink and sparkly Holla Honey, I have a chilled bottle of pink sparkling rose? " Oh yummy | |||
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"I was hoping you would ask anything else You naked tied to a bed | |||
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"Sourz Rainbow Ice please. And yes, I know exactly what you peeps are thinking Coming up, looks a great colour, never tried it though | |||
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"A jug of purple rain please I love purple rain, here’s your jug | |||
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"I was hoping you would ask anything else Oh erm that’s not on offer, now what would you like to drink? | |||
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"rum and please " Rum and cola coming up, double okay? | |||
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"White Zinfandel, perfectly chilled please Lovely,thank you | |||
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"Me me please" What drink can I get you? | |||
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"A jug of purple rain please I can share it with you if you like | |||
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"Johnnie Walker blue label. 1 rock of ice and a small jug of water." Please | |||
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"A jug of purple rain please Oh thank you that’s very kind | |||
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"Johnnie Walker blue label. 1 rock of ice and a small jug of water. Please " Of course coming right up | |||
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"A jug of purple rain please I am a kind bloke I like to share | |||
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"Bottle of vodka please That bad? What’s so bad you need a bottle of vodka? Come sit and tell me | |||
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"Stella please Coming up | |||
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"Large wine and a shot please, hell of a week White or red wine and any shot? | |||
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"Large wine and a shot please, hell of a week White and a fuck it a vodka martini please | |||
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"Stella please Gotta be ciroc if so am on my way lol | |||
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"Large wine and a shot please, hell of a week Coming right up | |||
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"Stella please Of course | |||
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"G and T please. Of course, coming right up | |||
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"G and T please. Thank you kindly, here's a tip | |||
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"Just poured myself a vodka and tonic.. sitting down to Strictly on my todd on our 45th wedding anniversary. " Awww congratulations | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? only if you have lemon and lime slices....I want them soaked first..and you know where | |||
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"Just poured myself a vodka and tonic.. sitting down to Strictly on my todd on our 45th wedding anniversary. " | |||
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"Two chilled glasses of Montrachet please. Fully understand if you haven’t got it." I have whatever drink you want, it is a virtual bar | |||
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"G&T please xx Coming up | |||
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"Wine please. Any type will do x" buckie? | |||
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"Wine please. Any type will do x" I have a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio | |||
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"Can I have cherry liquor with chili vodka " Of course you can | |||
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"Champagne please Coming up | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? With you, always | |||
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"Two chilled glasses of Montrachet please. Fully understand if you haven’t got it." Chassagne for red but puligny wins for white in my eyes | |||
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"Who fancies a drink? Fancy sharing a nice bottle of red | |||
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"I'll have a Guinness for the craic " Okay coming up | |||
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"I'll just have a couple." Haha are you sure you are able to stop at a couple? | |||
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"I'll have a Guinness for the craic " My favourite... thick and creamy | |||
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"Gin anyone ??" G&T? | |||
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"Two chilled glasses of Montrachet please. Fully understand if you haven’t got it. Chassagne for red but puligny wins for white in my eyes Blows a kiss across the bar. xxx. | |||
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"Lemsip with a side order of sympathy please - atchoooo " You have my full sympathy bless you x | |||
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"Lemsip with a side order of sympathy please - atchoooo " Had the same all week. | |||
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"Lemsip with a side order of sympathy please - atchoooo " Oh no, I’d offer boobie hugs with your lemsip however I don’t want to catch what you have, go curl up on the sofa and I’ll come cover you over with a blanket when I bring your lemsip | |||
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"Can i have a double brandy and a shoulder massage please OP?!" I can offer the double brandy, I’m sure someone would be willing to offer a shoulder massage for you | |||
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"Can i have a double brandy and a shoulder massage please OP?! I can offer the double brandy, I’m sure someone would be willing to offer a shoulder massage for you" Thanks for the Brandy. will hang around for a while to see if can get that massage. | |||
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"Wine please. Any type will do x I have a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio Thank you | |||
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"A large glass of prosecco would be nice Kinkey can I join you? | |||
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