Isn't that moment wonderful, the moment you've been building up to all week, thinking about it,dreaming about it, teasing yourself by delaying that exquisite inevitable dalliance .
Then finally that heavenly moment when toss your wonderful stuff, encased in black, into the exquisite depths, hurling it so deep and hard into that willing receptacle.That wonderful wallop when it hits the bottom,sometimes with the neighbours watching! Isn't that utterly scrumptious?!
Oh I'm tingling like a rosey cheeked milkmaid on the back of a stolen moped.It's such a totes transmogrifying experience for me (or a T.T.E as I prefer to call it.)
Yes, putting the bins out is just sooooo sexy goddamnit...
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"I normally forget mine and then rush out to the noise of the bin lorry whilst looking like a bag of shit."
Piss poor planning there.
The correct action is to saunter casually down to the freshly emptied bin and drop your bag in the bottom of a neighbours...no need to rush  |
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"Isn't that moment wonderful, the moment you've been building up to all week, thinking about it,dreaming about it, teasing yourself by delaying that exquisite inevitable dalliance .
Then finally that heavenly moment when toss your wonderful stuff, encased in black, into the exquisite depths, hurling it so deep and hard into that willing receptacle.That wonderful wallop when it hits the bottom,sometimes with the neighbours watching! Isn't that utterly scrumptious?!
Oh I'm tingling like a rosey cheeked milkmaid on the back of a stolen moped.It's such a totes transmogrifying experience for me (or a T.T.E as I prefer to call it.)
Yes, putting the bins out is just sooooo sexy goddamnit...
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Poeticlly put
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