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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Greetings I'm looking for some ham hole for this weekend, any type will do but no manly looking, massive or common short haired types, also no trans as I'm not falling for that "it's a girly cock" rubbish again.
Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Are you going to impale her ham hole with your spam Javlin?
More like his chipolata
Its nearly Christmas
I'm looking forward to lots of chipolatas"
I'd be careful about hanging things near the sprouts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Greetings I'm looking for some ham hole for this weekend, any type will do but no manly looking, massive or common short haired types, also no trans as I'm not falling for that "it's a girly cock" rubbish again.
Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo"
ham hole well you're gonna do well here |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina  "
Could equally be applied to ass meat of any gender -but then again I don't quite think the Op thought through the implications of his question thoroughly enough do you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love ham
shank? 
Gammon 
oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?
Neither
Gammon with a roast dinner 
nooo .chips and peas  "
Nooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love ham
shank?
Gammon
oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?
Neither
Gammon with a roast dinner
nooo .chips and peas
Nooooooooo"
mmmmmmmm simply lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love ham
shank?
Gammon
oh yeah . Can't beat a bit of Gammon. Pineapple or egg or both ?
Neither
Gammon with a roast dinner
nooo .chips and peas
Nooooooooo
mmmmmmmm simply lovely "
Hmph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. "
Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. "
I wouldn't worry about it overly much -it's called natural selection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finger of fudge would woo me
I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge
That ain’t worth travelling to Belfast for!"
I'm providing it isn't that a plus? |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Finger of fudge would woo me
I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge
That ain’t worth travelling to Belfast for!"
OMG -Cake is losing it's power -the end of the world is nigh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finger of fudge would woo me
I have some jaffa cake fudge and some banoffee fudge
That ain’t worth travelling to Belfast for!"
Belfast is beautiful if you like armoured vehicles |
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here "
Can you cope with that though Tosh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh?"
At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool  |
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool "
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it!"
Sorry  ( i could manage 1 or 2 though . Well maybe 1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it!"
it is quite big . ( someone once said ) |
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"Greetings I'm looking for some ham hole for this weekend, any type will do but no manly looking, massive or common short haired types, also no trans as I'm not falling for that "it's a girly cock" rubbish again.
Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo"
Is it my turn again to take one for the team? |
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said ) "
You have a good penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Greetings I'm looking for some ham hole for this weekend, any type will do but no manly looking, massive or common short haired types, also no trans as I'm not falling for that "it's a girly cock" rubbish again.
Someone come pop themselves on me I'll buy you a Freddo"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis."
awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I predict that this chap is going to be even less sucessful than me on fab (and that's not actually possible).
Wanna fight for the title?"
Well, given that you've got 5 veris and I have 0, that makes you infinitely more successful than me! |
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too "
You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too
You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that."
send me a pic of it and I will compare the one in my head too the real thing  |
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too
You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. send me a pic of it and I will compare the one in my head too the real thing "
You'll be highly disappointed Tosh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too
You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. send me a pic of it and I will compare the one in my head too the real thing
You'll be highly disappointed Tosh."
You never know . It might be not as bad as I'm imagining it . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it need to smell like a freshly opened packet of ham? coz when you first break the seal there's a definite whiff of fart that hits your nostril."
like opening a cheese toastie  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
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Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that"
Wafer thin ham lol x |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that Wafer thin ham lol x"
That's the one lol Come on spill...do you think the same when you see it? |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Does it need to smell like a freshly opened packet of ham? coz when you first break the seal there's a definite whiff of fart that hits your nostril."
I'm sure that can be arranged by way of a special request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that Wafer thin ham lol x
That's the one lol Come on spill...do you think the same when you see it? "
i do now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too
You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it
I hope you're imagining it as a 'badly wrapped kebab' as that's what it resembles. How the heck I've ever managed to have sex beats me,I'm lucky some of you men fuck anything. well mine was more of a dropped badly wrapped kebab. But close
It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier
To be honest I don't tend to scrutunize down there too much so I don't care what it looks like. i remember my ex wife saying when we was watching porn . " ewwww look at her pussy it looks disgusting " i remember thinking ." Have you ever stood on a mirror love and checked yours it no fooking oil painting " "
Caught my ex stood over a mirror once, ran in the room and pushed her over. She asked why i done it. I said you dont wanna fall in there ffs |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
Me and the MR call the very thin ham they fold into packets fanny ham...so count us in with that Wafer thin ham lol x
That's the one lol Come on spill...do you think the same when you see it? i do now "
hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too
You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it
I hope you're imagining it as a 'badly wrapped kebab' as that's what it resembles. How the heck I've ever managed to have sex beats me,I'm lucky some of you men fuck anything. well mine was more of a dropped badly wrapped kebab. But close
It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier
To be honest I don't tend to scrutunize down there too much so I don't care what it looks like. i remember my ex wife saying when we was watching porn . " ewwww look at her pussy it looks disgusting " i remember thinking ." Have you ever stood on a mirror love and checked yours it no fooking oil painting "
Caught my ex stood over a mirror once, ran in the room and pushed her over. She asked why i done it. I said you dont wanna fall in there ffs"
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"What the fuck is a ham hole?
Apparently it’s a term that genuine and respectful chaps use for a ladies vagina
I despair at some men at time's I really do,it saddens me. Me too . All men should fuck off and just leave me on here
Can you cope with that though Tosh? At my age ? Can i fuck . I'm just showing off and trying to look cool
Well it's not big and it's not clever so stop it! it is quite big . ( someone once said )
You have a good penis. awww thanks . And you Ham ain't bad too
You've never seen my 'ham' how do you know that. Trust me in my head I have seen it
I hope you're imagining it as a 'badly wrapped kebab' as that's what it resembles. How the heck I've ever managed to have sex beats me,I'm lucky some of you men fuck anything. well mine was more of a dropped badly wrapped kebab. But close
It's not that bad you cheeky sod. There we go then .see all's well it's prettier
To be honest I don't tend to scrutunize down there too much so I don't care what it looks like. i remember my ex wife saying when we was watching porn . " ewwww look at her pussy it looks disgusting " i remember thinking ." Have you ever stood on a mirror love and checked yours it no fooking oil painting " "
Bad man Tosh bad man. |
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