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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will someone please explain what a sandy vagina is? xx
Know now! Thank you!
Totally offensive and not as innocent an insult as it implies- yuck! x"
As expected..  the irony of the thread is not lost.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will someone please explain what a sandy vagina is? xx
Know now! Thank you!
Totally offensive and not as innocent an insult as it implies- yuck! x
As expected.. the irony of the thread is not lost.. "
Imma google it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will someone please explain what a sandy vagina is? xx
Does it mean irritating -as in what it is when you get sand up your foo?"
Apparently it does, it means so dry it’s a desert. Charming insult xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will someone please explain what a sandy vagina is? xx
Does it mean irritating -as in what it is when you get sand up your foo?
Apparently it does, it means so dry it’s a desert. Charming insult xx"
It actually means when a woman gets irritable or angry.
When women collectively get irritated by something/someone, I say they have sand in their vaginas.
There’s actual a fanny sand crew on here, they go round with the bus pass boys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will someone please explain what a sandy vagina is? xx
Does it mean irritating -as in what it is when you get sand up your foo?
Apparently it does, it means so dry it’s a desert. Charming insult xx
It actually means when a woman gets irritable or angry.
When women collectively get irritated by something/someone, I say they have sand in their vaginas.
There’s actual a fanny sand crew on here, they go round with the bus pass boys. "
Or when people say something you don't like? it's not you it's everyone else... |
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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago
Dunfermline |
You could not empty a cup even if the instructions were stuck on the bottom.
When I saw you walking in the room I thought to myself "either this person has redefined the word 'idiot' or else the new vacuum cleaner has arrived".
Shakespeare had some of the best. Googled because I can't remember them verbatim.
"Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows"
Troilus and Cressida.
Shakespeare fat insult
"She is no longer from head to foot than from hip to hip. She is spherical like a globe. I could find countries in her"
Comedy of errors
Shakey "shagged your mum" insult
"Villain I have done thy mother"
Titus Andronicus |
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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago
Manchester |
Dave dutton is an author localish to me who produced a couple of books translating local lanky lingo into plain English there is an insult section
One that comes to mind is... thow weren't born, someone spat on the wall and the sun hatched thee out.
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If thy wit were shit, tha would be constipated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are so ugly they could use their face to haunt a house
He was that ugly when he was born that the doctor slapped his ass twice and punched his mother in the face
Somebody tell Rocky Dennis his understudy is here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All time classic quote
You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a man in the ass and have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around  |
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By *readzyMan
over a year ago
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A mate of mine describing a girl whos bed he regretted waking up in after a heavy night on the sauce..
" im not saying she was ugly per sé ...but she looked like she could eat an apple through a letterbox "  |
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By *rallvalCouple
over a year ago
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"A mate of mine describing a girl whos bed he regretted waking up in after a heavy night on the sauce..
" im not saying she was ugly per sé ...but she looked like she could eat an apple through a letterbox " "
I know this as "she was so bucktoothed that she could eat an apple through a letterbox" |
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"Not quite an insult but a mate of mine once woke up with an absolute horror of a lady, and was half way down the drainpipe outside the window before he realised it was his house "
Now that was funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not quite an insult but a mate of mine once woke up with an absolute horror of a lady, and was half way down the drainpipe outside the window before he realised it was his house "
That's nothing. A mate of mine was shagging his wife when her boyfriend came home and he had to jump out of the window... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never see anything new or funny.. . Always the generic stuff like "you fat c***" "go hang yourself no one wants a fatty" "just leave no one wants a fat guy"
"You should give up fatty'..... .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not quite an insult but a mate of mine once woke up with an absolute horror of a lady, and was half way down the drainpipe outside the window before he realised it was his house "
i think we have the same mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you were born, they slapped your mother 
And all the midwifes in the room "
Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours, was hanging out a birds nest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pavement face. A pal fell off his bike and scraped his face right along the pavement, he was picking bits out for months.
Raggy baws. Another pal jumped a ramp on a bike with no saddle, when he landed he ripped his bawsack open
Car crash face. A mates ex looked like she put her make up on during a car crash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face like a welders bench
Has more chins than a Chinese phonebook(that one's quite racist, my apologies if any people were hurt in the making of this insult) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Face like a welders bench
Has more chins than a Chinese phonebook(that one's quite racist, my apologies if any people were hurt in the making of this insult)
the yellow pages??  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ears like 2 wind socks and a face that looks like it's been arranged by Stevie Wonder
Fanny like a plasterers bucket
She could suck start a leaf blower - I'm not sure I find this one insulting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your family's history in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy O'Leg McNolegs' personal best in the Market Harborough marathon. |
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By *readzyMan
over a year ago
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Face like a bag of slapped twats..
B.O.B.F.O.C. - (body of baywatch, face off crimewatch)
and for anyone that ever has to go through one of those tedious team building exercise days at work and the trainer says that classic line "theres no 'I' in 'TEAM'" ...
come back at them with "yeah but theres a 'U' in 'CUNT'" |
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and for anyone that ever has to go through one of those tedious team building exercise days at work and the trainer says that classic line "theres no 'I' in 'TEAM'" ...
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.......but there is a ‘ME’...... |
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By *readzyMan
over a year ago
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and for anyone that ever has to go through one of those tedious team building exercise days at work and the trainer says that classic line "theres no 'I' in 'TEAM'" ...
Nice!
.......but there is a ‘ME’...... "
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