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By *egularLegs OP   Man  over a year ago

Erdington

Just stepped on a woodlouse. Feel a bit bad now

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Was it carrying 1000s of eggs, murderer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We call them Slaters in these parts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pillbug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It should have been in a bit of wood. Why be a wood louse and not be in wood?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought i stepped on a snail this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It should have been in a bit of wood. Why be a wood louse and not be in wood?"

Like a pussy, sometimes wood is rotten!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Are woodlouse and earwigs the same thing.

On another note I’ve not seen a ‘woolly boy’ caterpillar for YEARS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are woodlouse and earwigs the same thing.

On another note I’ve not seen a ‘woolly boy’ caterpillar for YEARS"

No,totally different but equally horrible to see crawling across your tent floor when camping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are woodlouse and earwigs the same thing.

On another note I’ve not seen a ‘woolly boy’ caterpillar for YEARS"

no woodlouse are round earwigs are long with tiny horns but from your view both must seem huuuuuuuuge

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Are woodlouse and earwigs the same thing.

On another note I’ve not seen a ‘woolly boy’ caterpillar for YEARSno woodlouse are round earwigs are long with tiny horns but from your view both must seem huuuuuuuuge "

I’m like a human magnifying glass. That close to the floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are woodlouse and earwigs the same thing.

On another note I’ve not seen a ‘woolly boy’ caterpillar for YEARSno woodlouse are round earwigs are long with tiny horns but from your view both must seem huuuuuuuuge

I’m like a human magnifying glass. That close to the floor "

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By *lceeWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Hey, I’ve not seen a woolly caterpillar for years either!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Hey, I’ve not seen a woolly caterpillar for years either!"

Wonder if they’re ok?

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By *mandajane01TV/TS  over a year ago

Ballymena


"I thought i stepped on a snail this morning"

But it was too quick for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought i stepped on a snail this morning

But it was too quick for you "

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Are woodlouse and earwigs the same thing.

On another note I’ve not seen a ‘woolly boy’ caterpillar for YEARS"

A woolly boy. Is that like a hedgehogcock but younger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey, I’ve not seen a woolly caterpillar for years either!"
theres 2 over your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tommy spinners the d*unk dickhead of bugs

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Tommy spinners the d*unk dickhead of bugs"

They are leaves you silly bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tommy spinners the d*unk dickhead of bugs

They are leaves you silly bastard "

no there not there flying long leg things that bounce off walls

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Tommy spinners the d*unk dickhead of bugs

They are leaves you silly bastard no there not there flying long leg things that bounce off walls "

Daddy long legs??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tommy spinners the d*unk dickhead of bugs

They are leaves you silly bastard no there not there flying long leg things that bounce off walls

Daddy long legs??"

they cant fly

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By *entileschiWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

My other half once stepped straight onto a baby hedgehog in the dark. Goodnight Vienna.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm not a bully but I like scaring them so they go into a ball. Then I flick them across my laminate floor.

They go miles. I suppose you could make a 10 pin bowling type game out of my idea.

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By *eeroybrownMan  over a year ago

aldershot

We've always called them cheeseybobs (don't blame me ... )

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By *airyfatmanMan  over a year ago

by 'ere

Billy bakers where I’m from - again, no idea why.

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By *egularLegs OP   Man  over a year ago

Erdington


"I'm not a bully but I like scaring them so they go into a ball. Then I flick them across my laminate floor.

They go miles. I suppose you could make a 10 pin bowling type game out of my idea."

No I wouldn't do that it's not very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call them granny greys down here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just stepped on a woodlouse. Feel a bit bad now "

I did this with a snail the the other day and felt so bad! I broke his home

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By *egularLegs OP   Man  over a year ago

Erdington


"Just stepped on a woodlouse. Feel a bit bad now

I did this with a snail the the other day and felt so bad! I broke his home "

At night I always turn the light of my phone on so I don't step on snails.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just stepped on a woodlouse. Feel a bit bad now

I did this with a snail the the other day and felt so bad! I broke his home "

No you killed it miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a horrific experience when I was about 6 years old in my nans back garden. With the light of my hippo torch I tiptoed in my slippers across the patio dodging about 30 snails that used to accumulate on the patio slabs. I was looking for the cat and then the battery went out on my torch. Pitch black, stood on one snail, panicked started to run, stood on more and more and more at which point I was screaming hysterically and my grampa came running out and had to pick me up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just stepped on a woodlouse. Feel a bit bad now

I did this with a snail the the other day and felt so bad! I broke his home

No you killed it miss "

I know I did

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a horrific experience when I was about 6 years old in my nans back garden. With the light of my hippo torch I tiptoed in my slippers across the patio dodging about 30 snails that used to accumulate on the patio slabs. I was looking for the cat and then the battery went out on my torch. Pitch black, stood on one snail, panicked started to run, stood on more and more and more at which point I was screaming hysterically and my grampa came running out and had to pick me up! "

Crunch, crunch, crunch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a horrific experience when I was about 6 years old in my nans back garden. With the light of my hippo torch I tiptoed in my slippers across the patio dodging about 30 snails that used to accumulate on the patio slabs. I was looking for the cat and then the battery went out on my torch. Pitch black, stood on one snail, panicked started to run, stood on more and more and more at which point I was screaming hysterically and my grampa came running out and had to pick me up!

Crunch, crunch, crunch "

I remember them making like a hissing or whistling sound as they were being squashed. *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just stepped on a woodlouse. Feel a bit bad now

I did this with a snail the the other day and felt so bad! I broke his home

No you killed it miss

I know I did "

But you saved a cabbage patch cheer up

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