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over a year ago
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"Who needs a wank message me
Does your phone send an alert when the words 'phone wank' are typed 
Blimp!! Mine does!"
He tickles me. Never posts in the forums unless phone wank appears. He has a secret detection system  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who needs a wank message me
Does your phone send an alert when the words 'phone wank' are typed
Blimp!! Mine does!
He tickles me. Never posts in the forums unless phone wank appears. He has a secret detection system "
I'd imagine the yearly fee is quite high to be alerted of a phone wank within 5 minutes of posting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who needs a wank message me
Does your phone send an alert when the words 'phone wank' are typed
Blimp!! Mine does!
He tickles me. Never posts in the forums unless phone wank appears. He has a secret detection system
I'd imagine the yearly fee is quite high to be alerted of a phone wank within 5 minutes of posting."
He posted after 5 hours. He must have paid for third class version |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just wanked my phone off, couldn't even get it hard. Timewaster.
Whacked or wanked  "
I always masturbate to the speaking clock. All that sexy talk about 3 strokes Phrawwww. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just wanked my phone off, couldn't even get it hard. Timewaster.
Whacked or wanked
I tried whacking it when it didn't get hard  "
Did it beg for more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who needs a wank message me
Does your phone send an alert when the words 'phone wank' are typed
Blimp!! Mine does!
He tickles me. Never posts in the forums unless phone wank appears. He has a secret detection system
I'd imagine the yearly fee is quite high to be alerted of a phone wank within 5 minutes of posting.
He posted after 5 hours. He must have paid for third class version "
Well it is after 5 O'clock. Skeleton staffing on the wank switchboard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just wanked my phone off, couldn't even get it hard. Timewaster.
Whacked or wanked
I always masturbate to the speaking clock. All that sexy talk about 3 strokes Phrawwww."
Posh birds do it for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who needs a wank message me
Does your phone send an alert when the words 'phone wank' are typed
Blimp!! Mine does!
He tickles me. Never posts in the forums unless phone wank appears. He has a secret detection system
I'd imagine the yearly fee is quite high to be alerted of a phone wank within 5 minutes of posting.
He posted after 5 hours. He must have paid for third class version
Well it is after 5 O'clock. Skeleton staffing on the wank switchboard."
Well I never, the things one learns on this site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just wanked my phone off, couldn't even get it hard. Timewaster.
Whacked or wanked
I always masturbate to the speaking clock. All that sexy talk about 3 strokes Phrawwww.
Posh birds do it for you "
They do. She's so commanding. Pip pip pip |
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