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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can't be the only one thinking this?
Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.
Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.
Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.
Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.
Wasps, cunts!
Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!
Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?
Any more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gosh that made me hate the summer....
No it didn’t, warm sun, hot tub, fresh veg, fresh cut grass, sweaty then nice shower, horny as, shorts and short skirts everywhere and tiny tops. And as for the topless men if it was socially acceptable I’m sure you wood enjoy the breeze between your tits
BINGO bring summer for longer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies."
One day's enough for me 
My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year  |
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"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.
Yes a so much rain it would wash away the ark "
And yet local water reservoir seem really low, wouldn’t be surprised for a hosepipe ban even though it felt like summer was never coming!
Loving all the suns_ine, buy a fan  |
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"I can't be the only one thinking this?
Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.
Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.
Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.
Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.
Wasps, cunts!
Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!
Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?
Any more?"
Fuck me, what a mizog! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.
On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.
A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!
And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely love the suns_ine and all things outdoorsy. And I have chronic hayfever. But I'd rather be sneezing in my shorts than walking in the pissing rain with my dog like I have done for months on end. I drink Pimms all summer and sleep with a fan on. And, where are all the guys with their shirts off; please do walk this way
Sorry Op, you need to move to Iceland! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.
On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.
A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!
And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!
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I feel that pain on a daily basis.
ON the barrier, how the fuck does one park a car on the barrier? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.
On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.
A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!
And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!
I feel that pain on a daily basis.
ON the barrier, how the fuck does one park a car on the barrier? "
Not sure how, son reckons she was on her phone not paying attention.
I'm not going to lie, it did amuse me far more than it should of tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be the only one thinking this?
Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.
Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.
Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.
Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.
Wasps, cunts!
Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!
Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?
Any more?"
lol ok well I love it sorry Britain can have a lot of really miserable weather so the suns_ine we get I deserve but extremely sorry it has an adverse effect on you and many others, it's 7.52 am and I'm already sunbathing on the nudist beach have a great day  |
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With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......
Drive like their granny
Screaming kids
Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops
Mono brows
Bring on winter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......
Drive like their granny
Screaming kids
Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops
Mono brows
Bring on winter "
vroooooom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......
Drive like their granny
Screaming kids
Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops
Mono brows
Bring on winter "
Fist fights over 1sq ft of spare beach space |
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"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......
Drive like their granny
Screaming kids
Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops
Mono brows
Bring on winter vroooooom "
And here is one of those said tourists..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.
One day's enough for me
My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year "
If your hay fever is that bad.....PM me for some help ( can't PM you or I would) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.
One day's enough for me
My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year
If your hay fever is that bad.....PM me for some help ( can't PM you or I would)"
After 37 years of pills, potions, herbal remedies, acupuncture, old wives tales. I think I've covered everything.
And is it so too secret, you can't tell me here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in Dubai at the moment and boy it’s hot! It’s no hardship lay by the pool and with air con everywhere, but when it’s hot at home I’m hopeless."
Not much hay fever in Dubai I'd imagine? I could handle that I suppose  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We’ve literally had one hot day, cool your jets, we’ve just had 8 months of dull overcast skies.
One day's enough for me
My wheezy, rattly chest, and streaming gunky eyes say that's enough of summer for one year
If your hay fever is that bad.....PM me for some help ( can't PM you or I would)
After 37 years of pills, potions, herbal remedies, acupuncture, old wives tales. I think I've covered everything.
And is it so too secret, you can't tell me here."
Didn't actually think of that!
It's Kenalog.....a depot steroid injection
Ask your GP....they will probably say no
But ask again...they sometimes will give it for special occasions.... weddings, exams etc
I get mine off a rather dodgy Canadian website.....and inject myself....but then I'm in healthcare and can do that
I have to say....it's life changing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......
Drive like their granny
Screaming kids
Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops
Mono brows
Bring on winter vroooooom
And here is one of those said tourists..... "
lol if I came I'd come by train, vroooooom is your suzuki or is that putt putt putt |
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"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......
Drive like their granny
Screaming kids
Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops
Mono brows
Bring on winter vroooooom
And here is one of those said tourists..... lol if I came I'd come by train, vroooooom is your suzuki or is that putt putt putt "
Putt putt would be my foot up your tooshy  |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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I want it to last one more week when I'm heading down to various places in England, after that it can go away. The boob sweat is getting to me, I wish I had wee tiny boobs in the summer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want it to last one more week when I'm heading down to various places in England, after that it can go away. The boob sweat is getting to me, I wish I had wee tiny boobs in the summer. "
You be careful heading south.
We're a bit weird down here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look.
I was agreeing with everything until you said that.
The flabbies, yes. The fit ones . . . ooooooh!
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What'd if he's wearing a fashion disaster?
Shell suit pants?
Sandals?
Budgie smugglers and rigger boots? |
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I'm with you on all of them points...... But the worst one for me is d*unken, gobby, sunburnt louts.
Now I like a nice drink but no need to be a twat.
The other thing is not having the energy to get jiggy. Roll on September! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x"
Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat 
No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feckin hate it too! Have to wear safety pants over normal pants in work, two outer jackets and a face mask! And up with the worst sweat rash in the plum area and then have to walk in a squat position to make them feel better. Only have to think about moving in it and the sweat starts. Give me winter and a minus on the thermometer any day. |
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"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x
Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat
No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not "
We only get a month of days like this at the most. You get 11 months of days not like this. Save our summer! |
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"I want it to last one more week when I'm heading down to various places in England, after that it can go away. The boob sweat is getting to me, I wish I had wee tiny boobs in the summer. "
Noooo! Save your boobs |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
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I feel sorry for you op. Summer has only just begun and I love it. So much better than the grey, cool, miserable days.
I'm sure you've tried lots of things to make it more comfortable but best of luck and hopefully you can enjoy it more.
I have a meet lined up this afternoon then of to the beach for the rest of the weekend |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x
Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat
No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not
We only get a month of days like this at the most. You get 11 months of days not like this. Save our summer! "
I’m chanting ‘save our summer’ but I’m not really feeling it
I do hope you enjoy the lovely weather today though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you work outside all year any hint of that big yellow thing in the sky is pure bliss....
OP - push your gp for that hayfever jab it will change your life completely! "
It doesn't, I've had one every year for the last 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you work outside all year any hint of that big yellow thing in the sky is pure bliss....
OP - push your gp for that hayfever jab it will change your life completely!
It doesn't, I've had one every year for the last 3"
Ok...was it Kenalog or a desensitising injection? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nooooo!! Summer days like this are just glorious and we don't get enough of them! Everyone seems happier in the suns_ine! Enjoy your beach days, garden days, festivals, bbqs and pub gardens everyone!!....normal services will resume from tomorrow I'm sure!!
PT x |
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"Summer, don’t listen to her. You’re not here a lot and I miss your sunny disposition when your absent. Please stay x
Let the sun go and you can have my sunny disposition but without the heat
No wait ... I’ve been hot for three years now! Maybe not
We only get a month of days like this at the most. You get 11 months of days not like this. Save our summer!
I’m chanting ‘save our summer’ but I’m not really feeling it
I do hope you enjoy the lovely weather today though "
Thank you Babs Mwah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm with you OP I'm miserable in this weather.
I hate being hot and sweaty, the sun on my skin feels awful and I'm allergic to everything 
I'm staying inside with the curtains shut today - I'm not going out there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't be the only one thinking this?
Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.
Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.
Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.
Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.
Wasps, cunts!
Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!
Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?
Any more?"
You had me at sweaty boobs ?????? |
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"And traffic! The sun is like a trigger switch for people to get on the road and act like complete utter cunts.
On the M54 yesterday, stuck in traffic.
A woman had driven her car onto the barrier separating the road and verge, she was standing outside on her phone, car perched ON yes on the barrier facing traffic! Wtf!
And this was after seeing another crash not 10 minutes before!
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This made me laugh! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"I dont mind if I have to sit in a puddle of sweat, I love it
You should change your username to Summer76 then
That was a hot one too "
All the more reason  .
God, that’s cheesy!
I just about remember it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me summer is over rated, i don't like it too hot, sensitive skin means i have to buy certain sunscreen (pricey), i don't tan easily so i am always the whitest one.
Roll on Autumn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't be the only one thinking this?
Sweaty boobs at the end of the day, grim.
Sleepless nights owing to discomfort that can't be overcome practically.
Chronic hay fever that absolutely flattens me to the point of being rendered useless.
Burn so easily, that factor 50 shit stings your eyes worse than cum does when it gets in there.
Wasps, cunts!
Topless blokes walking the streets, even if your ripped, it's not a good look. Get your shirt back on!
Pimms, does anyone drink it outside of the two weeks of the Wimbledon Championships?
Any more?"
'Cos working outside in the, freezing, rain soaked, muddy months of winter's so much better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With you here OP, I live on the coast and one tiny bit of sun the tourists desend like fly's round shit......
Drive like their granny
Screaming kids
Bad fashion decisions, shorts and footy tops
Mono brows
Bring on winter vroooooom
And here is one of those said tourists..... lol if I came I'd come by train, vroooooom is your suzuki or is that putt putt putt
Putt putt would be my foot up your tooshy "
No it'd just be putt if it got stuck vroooooom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so glad there's a bit of a breeze today... But it's still humid and roasting ... I don't understand why people like the heat so much, sweating like a nun at a orgy, burning and heating up, exhaustion and breathing the air thick as soup. Not my sort of thing. I don't cope well with heat and I prefer the cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg. How are people moaning about it being summer. Moan when it's cold,moan when it's hot. Sound like bloody goldilocks without the 3 bears. Just enjoy it or go to the north pole lol.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg. How are people moaning about it being summer. Moan when it's cold,moan when it's hot. Sound like bloody goldilocks without the 3 bears. Just enjoy it or go to the north pole lol. "
I'm enjoying it lovely come join me I never ever moan |
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