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"Mushy, you're a pussy "yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft, To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats. | |||
"Diamond he might be on his way to you" with the wicked piccies she sent i've already arrived. | |||
"Mushy, you're a pussy
yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft,
To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats. "ok, i will sign now what will you do, and please dont address your future wife as OP | |||
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"Mushy, you're a pussy
yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft,
To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats.
ok, i will sign now what will you do, and please dont address your future wife as OP "Go for the big ring diamond | |||
"oo me too can we be bridesmaids do you think "yes.......... | |||
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"Mushy, you're a pussy
yeah, a scared pussy too. I may be stoopid but i ain't daft,
To the OP, only if you sign this extensive pre-nuptial document, i know your plan yer only after my extensive collection of meerkats.
ok, i will sign now what will you do, and please dont address your future wife as OP
Go for the big ring diamond " thanks pal.  | |||
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"im a bit worried,i dont suit ruffles,and you of course can be chief bridesmaid" I carry Matron off really really well  | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . " Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit | |||
you need to do a list | |||
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"If I propose after you've accepted DS, do I still get a dress and hat?" yeah why not that would be bigamy no? pretty big of anyone to handle two women from here  | |||
"I will give you 3 flying birds for your wall........ my wedding gift
you need to do a list"oooh i know of a woman who's good in lifts i mean at lists | |||
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" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens"pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it | |||
"I will give you 3 flying birds for your wall........ my wedding gift
you need to do a list
oooh i know of a woman who's good in lifts
i mean at lists"you must put the thoughts of other wuminfolk to the back of your mind now that you are bethrothed.... | |||
"Im loving this thread and he still hasnt said yes" iv_ dismantl_d my "Y" and "E" k__s just to b_ on th_ saf_ sid_ | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens
pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it "No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape | |||
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" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens
pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it
No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape"Better than the last one that you sucked the life out of | |||
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"By _ushroom7 Man just this minute! bradford Of course I say yes Diamond my darling xxxxx " Thankyou, right _aceytop i put you in charge of all the organizing | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit"good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks | |||
"By _ushroom7 Man just this minute! bradford Of course I say yes Diamond my darling xxxxx Thankyou, right _aceytop i put you in charge of all the organizing" I volunteer to find the hung cleryman who can perform the wedding.............. | |||
"Unloved, unwanted, uncared for "I know 
but i try | |||
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" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens
pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it
No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape"before or after Dinner ( pssst that's about 12.30 here ) | |||
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"Oh and we need to set a date, coincidently its my birthday monday so i think we could get a special license for then" yes........ | |||
"aw our first fab wedding its been emotional "and pray tell, what follows emotional? i'll be doing the conjugating bit next? | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit
good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks"The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit
good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks
The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy"oi, we have the stag do 1st | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit
good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks
The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy"talking off arse fucking, good job i keep all my pms, isnt it mushrroom. Would hate you to back out of anything | |||
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" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens
pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it
No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape
Better than the last one that you sucked the life out of "
you mean my intended is more powerful than a Dyson dual cyclone?
Scrub the hoover from the wedding list.
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" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit
good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks
The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy
talking off arse fucking, good job i keep all my pms, isnt it mushrroom. Would hate you to back out of anything "ooooh errr, i hope you kept the one where you said i could balance my beer on your back | |||
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"mondays good for me what do you say to a nice cream ensemble with matching fascinator diamonds oh and shoes of course" Im easily pleased as long as you dont make me look like a merigane, im just thinking whether to put a wedding announcement in the times or not | |||
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"oh yes,leave it to me, top hat and tails for the men??" except _iew cause hes a bridesmaid with you | |||
"oh yes,leave it to me, top hat and tails for the men?? except _iew cause hes a bridesmaid with you" Happy Days...... | |||
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"please no ruffles _iew,i keep telling you they dont do my hips any good" am practising my Pippa walk as we speak....... | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visitmake sure its open,unlike Harry Ramsdens
pssst I'm a yorkshireman, that's why i chose it
No room for tightarses in this married, see im going to have to lick you into shape
Better than the last one that you sucked the life out of
you mean my intended is more powerful than a Dyson dual cyclone?
Scrub the hoover from the wedding list.
"James dyson uses diamond as the bench mark of how a sucking should happen. No loss of suction with diamond | |||
"please no ruffles _iew,i keep telling you they dont do my hips any good" i love ruffles, all that dark chocolate and raspberry coconutty fondant filling or whatever 5 in a bag, ffs, why not just make one big one | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up " oh maybe just the one cake then | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up " Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in | |||
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"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles" | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up oh maybe just the one cake then "who mentionned he's a fruitcake? | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in" I'm back  | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in" Ok, as long as that's all he puts in perhaps you have a more cunning plan that i give you credit for?
no eloping with the chief bridesmaid leaving me with the other one
Oh i say, what a cunning plan it is | |||
"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles "
the wedding album should make for intresting VIEWing. | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in I'm back "not yet kato you fool | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in I'm back not yet kato you fool"Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio | |||
"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles
the wedding album should make for intresting VIEWing. "Guaranteed..........
off for my beauty sleep...... I need to be looking the best......
oops my best, forgot it is all about the bride..... | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in I'm back not yet kato you fool
Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio"That's why i was nominated Gardener, it's all falling into place now. | |||
"we should practise together,co ordinate our wiggles
the wedding album should make for intresting VIEWing.
Guaranteed..........
off for my beauty sleep...... I need to be looking the best......
oops my best, forgot it is all about the bride....."catch the bouquet and it could be you next | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in I'm back not yet kato you fool
Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio
That's why i was nominated Gardener, it's all falling into place now. "Shut up and keep digging lol | |||
" oh prospective wifey dahling, i have a confession to make i cant keep (it) up Thats ok, did i not mention its a cuckhold marriage and my potential lover will be along soon to put his claim in I'm back not yet kato you fool
Ffs you said a couple of hours and he be under the patio
That's why i was nominated Gardener, it's all falling into place now. "its all part of a cunning plan mwahhh | |||
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" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached. "Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too porky | |||
" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached. "sssh stick to the plan mushy,we can still be together  | |||
" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached.
Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY "Caps for my beady mod.
Not half i am.
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" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached. sssh stick to the plan mushy,we can still be together "It gets worse, i'll be double yoked. What is it with this cuckholding, what happened to the old fashioned cockholding? | |||
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" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached.
Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY
Caps for my beady mod.
Not half i am.
"You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed | |||
"Oooh is it still on or have you fallen out already "put yer glasses on beady | |||
"Oooh is it still on or have you fallen out already "pssst if yer feeling optimistic, the answers yes ( we have ) and oh yes. please. | |||
" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached.
Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY
Caps for my beady mod.
Not half i am.
You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed"That's fine by me, i like dogs. Add that to the wedding list, oh great listmaker. | |||
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" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached.
Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY
Caps for my beady mod.
Not half i am.
You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed
That's fine by me, i like dogs.
Add that to the wedding list, oh great listmaker. "Mushy you in for a shock diamond already asked what size you are and if they do electro shock collar in that size | |||
" Hooray, is this the eggs thread? I've been poached.
Oh and i will be putting you on a diet, i think your a little bit too PICKY
Caps for my beady mod.
Not half i am.
You going to need to sort this answering back that mushy keeps doing diamond maybe a collar and lead is needed"Dont worry im watching him, thinks hes safe hiding behind womens skirts, just wait till the wedding night | |||
" On reflection prospective wifey, i may have been a bit premature, what are your menus like? i want none of this precooked Lidl stuff washed down with . Ive even got verifications to say how good my cooking is , see ive got everything covered.
Now about that ring, i know a lovely little diamond factory in antwerp we could visit
good that's a relief, when ring was mentionned i thought i wouldn't be able to sit down for weeks
The arse fucking starts after the wedding mushy
talking off arse fucking, good job i keep all my pms, isnt it mushrroom. Would hate you to back out of anything "And would that be whilst we are having our Hot Chocolate? | |||
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" Serious offer Diamonds. I'll marry you if you can tell me the next number in this sequence : 127 381 546 717 ??? Mushy you trying to get out of it diamond grab the shovel mwah xxxxx" | |||
" Serious offer Diamonds. I'll marry you if you can tell me the next number in this sequence : 127 381 546 717 ??? Mushy you trying to get out of it diamond grab the shovel mwah xxxxx" sobbing now i've been jilted yours in eternal optimism John | |||
