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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right! Let's get this straight! I am Ghengis! I am a pirate. Beard, or no beard. So stop this nonsense.
I'm flattered by the compliments.. but... I'm not staying baby faced for long  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love a beard and I make no secret of it but you have a nice face without it also. Still love the beard. "
I think I'm going to compromise and fluctuate randomly to keep you all on your toes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right! Let's get this straight! I am Ghengis! I am a pirate. Beard, or no beard. So stop this nonsense.
I'm flattered by the compliments.. but... I'm not staying baby faced for long "
 I don't have a beard, I'm still a pirate! Says so on my leg!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a beard and I make no secret of it but you have a nice face without it also. Still love the beard.
I think I'm going to compromise and fluctuate randomly to keep you all on your toes."
You look like a London city professional now. Where’s the suit? |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
OK we need a search party...Genghis is MIA - not sure if he's being held hostage or he simply took a wrong turn at Swingers Chat, but if he's not found soon the flux capacitor and dilithium crystals will go into overload and shut down!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imposter! You're not Ghengis!
How very Dare you! Ghengis is on the INSIDE"
Hmmmm I'm not convinced. It's not all bad though, you're clearly a professional snooker player like me. All the best people have a cleft in their chin. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK we need a search party...Genghis is MIA - not sure if he's being held hostage or he simply took a wrong turn at Swingers Chat, but if he's not found soon the flux capacitor and dilithium crystals will go into overload and shut down!!"
Shiiiiiyt! Surely I'm not such an important cog in the machine that it'd spontaneously combust without me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Imposter! You're not Ghengis!
How very Dare you! Ghengis is on the INSIDE
Hmmmm I'm not convinced. It's not all bad though, you're clearly a professional snooker player like me. All the best people have a cleft in their chin. "
ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about the birds nests in there you heartless nincompoop.... 
They've been free loading for too long already.. "
Beards are gross so they will need to find a hedge now |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"OK we need a search party...Genghis is MIA - not sure if he's being held hostage or he simply took a wrong turn at Swingers Chat, but if he's not found soon the flux capacitor and dilithium crystals will go into overload and shut down!!
Shiiiiiyt! Surely I'm not such an important cog in the machine that it'd spontaneously combust without me "
You're not - your fucking beard is though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK we need a search party...Genghis is MIA - not sure if he's being held hostage or he simply took a wrong turn at Swingers Chat, but if he's not found soon the flux capacitor and dilithium crystals will go into overload and shut down!!
Shiiiiiyt! Surely I'm not such an important cog in the machine that it'd spontaneously combust without me
You're not - your fucking beard is though "
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should change your name to Viking mate. You shaved and found Kirk Douglas chin "
My mate Viking Rob is going to disown me now mind you.. he grooms his.. I just grow mine. Mongols are more Hardcore than Vikings it seems. Beard or no beard.. can even pull of a bum chin it seems |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh sexy.... much prefer this
l k maybe a bit of stubble wink wink. "
My stubble is SHARP like industrial sandpaper. A weeks growth.. give it time to have a little flex so its softer.. and more beardy  |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Oh sexy.... much prefer this
lk maybe a bit of stubble wink wink.
My stubble is SHARP like industrial sandpaper. A weeks growth.. give it time to have a little flex so its softer.. and more beardy "
If Im honest I could do with a bit of ruff, isn't there a line between pleasure and sharp pain  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh sexy.... much prefer this
lk maybe a bit of stubble wink wink.
My stubble is SHARP like industrial sandpaper. A weeks growth.. give it time to have a little flex so its softer.. and more beardy
If Im honest I could do with a bit of ruff, isn't there a line between pleasure and sharp pain "
Give me a weeks notice when your like to meet and maybe we can test my theory about perfect length for a bit of rough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Going off the comments and other reactions.. It would seem I'm more attractive without, regardless of how attractive I feel about myself.. Curious.
Thankyou for the nice compliments.
I didn't intend to go full face bald.. I was having a trim and got carried away giving myself silly styles.. Wyatt Earp, Musketeer, Wolverine chops.. Hitler tash.. till it was too late, boy done fucked up fucking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going off the comments and other reactions.. It would seem I'm more attractive without, regardless of how attractive I feel about myself.. Curious.
Thankyou for the nice compliments.
I didn't intend to go full face bald.. I was having a trim and got carried away giving myself silly styles.. Wyatt Earp, Musketeer, Wolverine chops.. Hitler tash.. till it was too late, boy done fucked up fucking about "
You look attractive without but hotter with a beard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you had have asked for opinions before you did it I would have said noooo, do not shave off that beard, you'll regret it! But you genuinely look better without a beard and clean shaven really suits you. I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love beards as well  Just wanted to compliment and have a little chance to flirt  "
Bothering to have a shave has given me the most compliments I've ever had on a thread. I posted this late last night, went straight go work and haven't really had the chance to reply to everyone, let alone flirt openly like I try to on the forum.
My advice to anyone wanting a chance to flirt, is hit me over the head with a club.. or PM me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Onto the chest next. Scorched earth policy !"
Chest will only EVER get a light trim with clippers from now on. I'm NEVER going full bald boobs EVER again! Whatever technique used.. the pain and shame, irritation and regret is a much too bitter pill to swallow. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Oh sexy.... much prefer this
lk maybe a bit of stubble wink wink.
My stubble is SHARP like industrial sandpaper. A weeks growth.. give it time to have a little flex so its softer.. and more beardy
If Im honest I could do with a bit of ruff, isn't there a line between pleasure and sharp pain
Give me a weeks notice when your like to meet and maybe we can test my theory about perfect length for a bit of rough "
Oh la la you've made me
My mind has gone into overdrive.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Was it an accident? Looks like you are about to cry, did you slip with the razor or what..
You don't look happy at all. "
It was an accident.. As I explained above somewhere.. I was trimming.. but then got carried away doing silly beards.. tried a wolverine and then realised I'd gone too far. It was wolvey or babyface. I didn't pull of the wolvey unfortunately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imposter! You're not Ghengis!
How very Dare you! Ghengis is on the INSIDE
Hmmmm I'm not convinced. It's not all bad though, you're clearly a professional snooker player like me. All the best people have a cleft in their chin.
ffs "
You dared me so I did... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Imposter! You're not Ghengis!
How very Dare you! Ghengis is on the INSIDE
Hmmmm I'm not convinced. It's not all bad though, you're clearly a professional snooker player like me. All the best people have a cleft in their chin.
ffs
You dared me so I did... "
Bumchinians Unite! Fly the colours! |
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