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Personal Fab FAQ

By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you could have a separate page on your profile (or an auto response) to deal with the most frequently asked questions, what would they be?

For example.

Q: anything about vampires.

A: I'm afraid you're mistaken. Vamp is not an abbreviation for vampire, it means sexually confident woman.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Q. Wtf?!

A. 8.5"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. I know your straight, but do you want to be sucked off by guy?

Auto response. Sure, meet me next to the bins behind the Aldi

I wouldn't be there, but the amount of message I get from guys, they'll be someone there for them to play with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. Can you not just pull your zipper up?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Q. I know your straight, but do you want to be sucked off by guy?

Auto response. Sure, meet me next to the bins behind the Aldi

I wouldn't be there, but the amount of message I get from guys, they'll be someone there for them to play with"

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Blackrock

Q. Experienced single guy

A. Dreamer with wife and 4 kids

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Q. Are you *insert possible nationality*? I've always wanted to fuck said nationality.

A. No. Good luck in your quest to find one though.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes, I am ok x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Q. I know I'm shorter than what you're looking for, but I make up for it lying down

A. You're short. Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Q. I know your straight, but do you want to be sucked off by guy?

Auto response. Sure, meet me next to the bins behind the Aldi

I wouldn't be there, but the amount of message I get from guys, they'll be someone there for them to play with"

By someone, you mean F&B don't you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Q. Wtf?!

A. 8.5""

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I used to get stuff like "what's a swing dress? Is it short? Can I bend you over in a pub and fuck you?"

Pictures solved that. Now I'm just abused for them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. Did you realise you're missing the 'r' from Prat-mustard?

A. Shit, thanks for letting me know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. I've always wanted to f**k a MILF/GILF can you help?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My most FAQ is probably along the lines of "Wanna meet now for a BJ?"

Answer: Auto-Delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q - You free?

A - Totally, we don't charge for our time.

However if you are asking if we're available to meet right away then chances are one or both of us are either

*getting ready for work

*at work

*just finished work and knackered

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Q Can I ask you a question?

A No

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Q. Do you go to the (insert specific gym, it's always the same one lol)?

A. Oh boy, I'd love to have a bunch of guys ogle while I work out. Sure do! ... Err, no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Q. I know your straight, but do you want to be sucked off by guy?

Auto response. Sure, meet me next to the bins behind the Aldi

I wouldn't be there, but the amount of message I get from guys, they'll be someone there for them to play with

By someone, you mean F&B don't you."

#youknowwhoheis

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fancy a chat?

Not particularly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q - Hi there! What brings you to XXXX? Wanna hook up?

A - Work. No.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What's it take to get your attention baby? Am I your type?

Read my profile.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Q. I'm staying at the @#%@#%@#% Hotel, fancying coming over?

A. You obviously didn't read my profile

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omg, why is your profile so long, do you expect me to read it?

To answer a lot of the questions I get asked a lot. I don't expect you to read it, but if you'd read it you'd know it's a prerequisite to a positive response.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Q: u4real?

A: Y FO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q: Are you like this all the time?

A: Yes

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Q: u4real?

A: Y FO"

I'll send you a proper message when you show me that you're a genuine woman who meets.

Oh really, you no green tick profile to my dozens of meet verifications.

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By *iss.ddWoman over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Q. Are you a DD bra size.

A. No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Q. I know your straight, but do you want to be sucked off by guy?

Auto response. Sure, meet me next to the bins behind the Aldi

I wouldn't be there, but the amount of message I get from guys, they'll be someone there for them to play with"

It's true.

When I put my location as 'behind the bins at Aldi' I get messages asking which Aldi and they'll meet me there.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Q: Would really love to help you and hubby....

A: ???...just not required is it, perhaps it's a other way of asking for a block.....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q “hey dude, fancy a discreet blow job”

A “I’m straight”

Responded Q “how do you know you don’t like it if you don’t try”

A “because I’m straight”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q: do you fuck humans with darker skin ?

A: no it is just my 'preference'

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Q: do you fuck humans with darker skin ?

A: no it is just my 'preference' "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. If I lick it is it mine?

A. No, think of something original.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. Love to see that thing in my wife/ girlfriend ?

A. That’s not a question dude, that’s a statement, I also highly doubt you have a wife/ girlfriend.

Yours sincerely

T. Impala

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. How big r u ?

A. Bigger than a tic tac, smaller than a butternut squash.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fancy getting a piece of this? Does this intrigue you baby? *VWE cock and/or action shots*

Not really. Bye.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wanna take a chance with me? What's the worst that can happen?

You lack imagination or life experience.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Q. I'd love to join in

A. Not a question, for a start, but seeing as right now I'm sorting the washing, sure!

Mrs TMN x

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By *naswingdress OP Woman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Any photo requests or feedback about my profile from complete strangers, including "you asked for it".

Welcome to my block list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. Great tits, what size are they?

A. Too big for you now fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. Have you lied about your age!

A. Yes weirdly because of our baby faces we thought it would be best to pretend to be older and add in an age gap just to keep you guessing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q. What are you so fucking awkward?

A. ...................

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