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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"John Prescott. You got unlucky there, didn't you?  how?"
Just being daft. Trying to paint a picture of Prescott swinging in as Tarzan wearing an animal skin.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type
No idea what you're talking about
Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand
Perhaps you could explain then..."
Unfortunately I ain't bright enough |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type
No idea what you're talking about
Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand
Perhaps you could explain then...
Unfortunately I ain't bright enough "
Ok don't use a word you have no understanding of.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type
No idea what you're talking about
Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand
Perhaps you could explain then...
Unfortunately I ain't bright enough
Ok don't use a word you have no understanding of.."
I understand it can't explain thanks for the advice though doll |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Oh FFS I give it you're both rubbing off on me I can't type
No idea what you're talking about
Mun just a Welsh saying wouldn't understand
Perhaps you could explain then...
Unfortunately I ain't bright enough
Ok don't use a word you have no understanding of..
I understand it can't explain thanks for the advice though doll "
I'm not a doll... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?
I’m Tarzan  "
Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you... |
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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago
Torquay |
"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?
I’m Tarzan
Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you..."
Why thank you.. I’ve been looking for Jane too |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?
I’m Tarzan
Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you...
Why thank you.. I’ve been looking for Jane too"
Did you catch up with Cheetah..he's been screeching all day?...
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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago
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"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?
I’m Tarzan
Tut there you are..I'll get Jane, she's been looking for you...
Yes he’s with me now
Why thank you.. I’ve been looking for Jane too
Did you catch up with Cheetah..he's been screeching all day?...
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Hi.. I'm Negan 
Hi Negan . Can I introduce you to Tarzan.
Hi Negan.. me Tarzan
Wheres Jayne?
Think she went to put the kettle on...tea?...
Ohh I’d love a cup of tea please.. any biscuits?"
Yes...rich tea ok?...
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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago
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"Hi.. I'm Negan
Hi Negan . Can I introduce you to Tarzan.
Hi Negan.. me Tarzan
Wheres Jayne?
Think she went to put the kettle on...tea?...
Ohh I’d love a cup of tea please.. any biscuits?
Yes...rich tea ok?...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?"
A loin cloth in this weather? Then you will think him a smurf if you find him |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"We're looking for a big bloke in a loin cloth who swings through the trees, making funny noises and he's mates with a chimpanzee...anybody seen him?
A loin cloth in this weather? Then you will think him a smurf if you find him "
No he's hard! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise... 
Was he farting  "
Don't think so, he said he's laying of he sprouts 'til Christmas...  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking. 
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. . "
Wuzn't me... |
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"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me... "
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me...
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut"
I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper.. |
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"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me...
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut
I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper.. "
I've just seen her with a banana.
If she's eating it - that's a strange diet. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me...
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut
I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..
I've just seen her with a banana.
If she's eating it - that's a strange diet. "
Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night. |
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"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me...
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut
I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..
I've just seen her with a banana.
If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.
Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night."
She must be - that's her 4th banana. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me...
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut
I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..
I've just seen her with a banana.
If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.
Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night.
She must be - that's her 4th banana. "
Tut..can you get them off her, she'll get bound up...
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"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me...
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut
I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..
I've just seen her with a banana.
If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.
Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night.
She must be - that's her 4th banana.
Tut..can you get them off her, she'll get bound up...
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Errrm. She's just spat out the skin.
It's an amazing trick. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Tarzan Tarzan where are you?????
I'm sure I heard him pounding his chest, if not, what was that noise...
That was me wanking.
Aah that's ok then..
So that was you peeking. .
Wuzn't me...
I was hoping you'd come and take over. Tut
I have to find Tarzan for Jane, it's his turn to make supper..
I've just seen her with a banana.
If she's eating it - that's a strange diet.
Hmmmm....She must be starving, he's been gone all night.
She must be - that's her 4th banana.
Tut..can you get them off her, she'll get bound up...
Errrm. She's just spat out the skin.
It's an amazing trick. "
Crikey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Batmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmman
Erm... no im Batman i even have the tattoo to prove it! Hahaha
Where? "
On my arm..id show you but cant get past filters. |
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