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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah, yeah, I know what you are all thinking..... Another man offering massage services.....
Well, I'm different, I've got an ology!
Got myself one of those folding camping bed things and a bottle of Tesco's finest baby oil too.
To be fair, I don't really know what I'm doing, I'll probably rub your bum cheeks for far too long and maybe work your shoulders whilst breathing far too heavily in your ear.... But hey! It could be fun! We could get freaky with some pizza and squirty cream afterwards too!
I'm taking bookings for evenings next week. Can't do Tuesday, that's bingo night.
Willing to travel anywhere on the no. 92 bus route from central Milton Keynes.
Any takers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Book me in for a sack back and crack will ya! Mind that chalfont, you chafed it last time!  "
Sack? Are you hiding something? Or have I misinterpreted that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?
It’s not that far outta the way."
I'm using my van for further destinations.
Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go!  |
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"Book me in for a sack back and crack will ya! Mind that chalfont, you chafed it last time!
Sack? Are you hiding something? Or have I misinterpreted that?"
Ok ok, you got me!  |
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"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?
It’s not that far outta the way.
I'm using my van for further destinations.
Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go! "
Never mind the tinted windows, that will take too much effort and time. I’m ready now and I don’t mind an audience |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?
It’s not that far outta the way.
I'm using my van for further destinations.
Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go!
Never mind the tinted windows, that will take too much effort and time. I’m ready now and I don’t mind an audience "
'kin hell! Ok. If I set off now, I could be with you in a couple of hours or so allowing for petrol and toilet breaks.
Shall I leave the power tools in my van? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you take a detour on the 58 arriva route in Leicester?
It’s not that far outta the way.
I'm using my van for further destinations.
Just got to clear my tools, tint the back window and I'll be good to go!
Never mind the tinted windows, that will take too much effort and time. I’m ready now and I don’t mind an audience
'kin hell! Ok. If I set off now, I could be with you in a couple of hours or so allowing for petrol and toilet breaks.
Shall I leave the power tools in my van?"
Depends what attachments you have for them  |
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