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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm ... Mr M I can see your penis.
it slipped out. I’ve put it away now
Ive heard that’s a real issue on here "
That photo is for special occasions only  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who fancies a particular brand of beer? If you bring a friend and I bring a friend and they bring a friend, maybe itll catch on
Cider?"
Lol hope, that's headache material  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down "
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc "
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly "
I never said it!  |
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly "
Coronavirus number 4 please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!"
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
I never said it! "
OK just a finger for you  |
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs "
*wiggles derriere* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs
*wiggles derriere*"
Helicopters willy |
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs
*wiggles derriere*
Helicopters willy "
That's the warm up done! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs
*wiggles derriere*
Helicopters willy
That's the warm up done!"
Get that arse here!  |
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs
*wiggles derriere*
Helicopters willy
That's the warm up done!
Get that arse here! "
*makes beeping reverse sounds as I back up*  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs
*wiggles derriere*
Helicopters willy
That's the warm up done!
Get that arse here!
*makes beeping reverse sounds as I back up* "
Your anti-collision beeper should be going off just about..... now  |
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"Is that a promise?
I dare you
If this is meant as a deterrent, doesnt it have to be something you "Dont" like?
my undies have just fallen down
I bet theres a queue- what with Babs and Jim etc
Yes there is, take a ticket and please sit down. I’ll be with you shortly
Coronavirus number 4 please!
In a Dale Winton Post Office queue voice
Now bend over Mrs
*wiggles derriere*
Helicopters willy
That's the warm up done!
Get that arse here!
*makes beeping reverse sounds as I back up*
Your anti-collision beeper should be going off just about..... now "
That shrill, near constant beeping just adds to the anticipation! |
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