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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a few guys on here who message asking ladies to shit on them, I bet they'd be happy to offer a lick clean. "
I’d say I was fairly open minded but poo just doesn’t do it for me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll have to start buying newspapers again
I always knew the Liverpool Echo would come in useful for something one day
Perhaps the best use for it . . . Just like in the old days. |
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By *ings66Man
over a year ago
Bristol |
"1) Wedge handle rail of a moving escalator between cheeks of ass  "
The rubber handrail will need to be cleaned after and with no sanitiser hard work recommend a good newspaper say the times then you will have a upmarket product. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 x Bed sheet cut into 100mm x 100mm, soaked over night in a antibacterial solution, then left to dry in the open, you get a few hankys, when your finished just dispose or soak in dettol or baby bottle sterilisation liquid. X
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
"The Daily Mail
The Sun
The Star
Express
Metro
Telegraph
The Times
Plenty there to get you by"
I only read newspapers online. I'm certainly not using my laptop to wipe my arse with  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Daily Mail
The Sun
The Star
Express
Metro
Telegraph
The Times
Plenty there to get you by
I only read newspapers online. I'm certainly not using my laptop to wipe my arse with "
But you’ll use it to wank over?  |
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"I bought a 56KG sack of cat litter.
Where do you keep the tray?
We still have baths in Stoke  "
I was there last week and can confirm this.
There does, however, seem to be an 'issue' with street signage.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear White people, invest in a lota or jug to wash your ass with. It's also super easy to install a hand held spray. The plus is a nice clean ass when it comes to asking to be rimmed, fisted or fucked.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear White people, invest in a lota or jug to wash your ass with. It's also super easy to install a hand held spray. The plus is a nice clean ass when it comes to asking to be rimmed, fisted or fucked...."
Every cloud and all that..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When the world goes insane which won't be long you will be able to pay people to rim you clean in return for half a tin of beans."
Best get buying the beans as well then |
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