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Northampton Fab Social Saturday Oct 21st Part 3 !!
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Couples , Ladies & TV's spaces still available | |||
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"Too many jokes being shared clearly "3 more weeks of em yet | |||
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"Hiya I'd love to attend the social" I have popped your name down  | |||
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"Hey Room for another couple? "Yes there certainly is I shall put you both on the list | |||
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"Thank you "My pleasure | |||
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"Checking in, you’ve had my joke quota…. for now "Until tomorrow  | |||
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"A bump for grump "Ta | |||
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"Room for a big un?! "Haha of course | |||
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"Can we come along to the Northampton social please? We'll message direct too. " All sorted and on the list  | |||
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"Room for a big un?! "About fucking time | |||
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"Room for a big un?!
About fucking time "Shut ya face! I'm still 'arder than you, strong man! | |||
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"Room for a big un?!
About fucking time
Shut ya face! I'm still 'arder than you, strong man! "Is that right we will at the social lol | |||
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"hi we would love to come, we are friends with justanhonestguy , where and what time please x" Hi there ... 7pm start in town centre , any other details should be in my opening post ^
Any other questions feel free to pm me | |||
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"I'd love to come if I can grumps" As stated above atm guys space full but some invariably drop out so I'll pop you down in the reserve list .. Should be fine lol | |||
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"Hey all, we'll be there on 21st. Be great to meet you all x " Cheers and you | |||
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"Morning, only 18 more days "Indeed Sir .. Morning | |||
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"Cant wait to meet you all going be a fun night " Thanks.. It's always a fun evening and I always hope everyone has a lovely night | |||
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"Can we put our name down.Where will it be?" I've replied to your message | |||
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"morning bump x" Cheers
Our resident joker is awol | |||
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"Well was gonna do what i always used to do for this and wear a suit but iv out grown ANOTHER suit life of a strongman i guess lol just have to be jeans and a shirt " Wear whatever you are comfortable in dude ...A suits a bit OTT haha | |||
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"morning bump x Cheers
Our resident joker is awol "To keep you groaning in their absence
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
“Thanks for coming!" | |||
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"Well was gonna do what i always used to do for this and wear a suit but iv out grown ANOTHER suit life of a strongman i guess lol just have to be jeans and a shirt Wear whatever you are comfortable in dude ...A suits a bit OTT haha "I aint got a choice now anyway unless i wanna buy another suit to then out grow in the next couple of months | |||
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"morning bump x Cheers
Our resident joker is awol
To keep you groaning in their absence
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
“Thanks for coming!""Haha not too bad | |||
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"Well was gonna do what i always used to do for this and wear a suit but iv out grown ANOTHER suit life of a strongman i guess lol just have to be jeans and a shirt Wear whatever you are comfortable in dude ...A suits a bit OTT haha
I aint got a choice now anyway unless i wanna buy another suit to then out grow in the next couple of months "There ya go then haha | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all "Going to be a cracker | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker "I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly "Say what  you lost me | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly
Say what you lost me "Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly
Say what you lost me
Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha "I hope not his fucking dead! | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly
Say what you lost me
Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha
I hope not his fucking dead! "Well im big and hairy if that helps lol | |||
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"morning bump x Cheers
Our resident joker is awol "Just having a breather Grumps x Whats the difference between horny and hungry - where you stick the cucumber... 16 days to go  | |||
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"Grumpy how do we know who is at the soical if it is a pub ? " You will be told which part of the pub you will find us at thats been reserved. | |||
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"morning bump x Cheers
Our resident joker is awol
Just having a breather Grumps x
Whats the difference between horny and hungry - where you stick the cucumber...
16 days to go "Ah she lives .. Welcome back | |||
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"Grumpy how do we know who is at the soical if it is a pub ? You will be told which part of the pub you will find us at thats been reserved. "Yes , what she said ^ | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly
Say what you lost me
Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha "As a non Harry Potter fan I didn’t make the connection. When I wrote that it was to voice of Frank Carson https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xDtcVlNr14s | |||
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"thank you very much " No worries | |||
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"Can I please come to Gloria " You may of course | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble. " Dear Oh Dear | |||
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"Would like to attend although Vivian is away with friends that weekend but would be good to attend to meet others 'in the flesh' " So it's just the male half yes?? I have a reserve list for males atm as spaces are full if that's OK | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble. " Fuck that was one of mine | |||
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"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball - Gag.... 15 days to go " | |||
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"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball - Gag.... 15 days to go "It's a shame you can't add the gag noise that goes with this joke on here ha ha | |||
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"Hey Grumpy - is it too late to get sign up? " I can pop you on the reserve list dude as guys spaces are currently full | |||
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"Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? He had no body to go with lol" Can't beat the classics | |||
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"Why didn't the ghost go to the ball? He had no body to go with lol Can't beat the classics " | |||
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"If you are having a shit at 11.59 and the clock chimes to midnight- its the same shit, different day... 2 weeks today "How very true! | |||
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"If you are having a shit at 11.59 and the clock chimes to midnight- its the same shit, different day... 2 weeks today "Another Classic | |||
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"Hey Grumpy - is it too late to get sign up? I can pop you on the reserve list dude as guys spaces are currently full "Thanks Grumpy | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly
Say what you lost me
Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha
I hope not his fucking dead! "Robbie Coltrane sadly passed away a few months ago | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly
Say what you lost me
Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha
I hope not his fucking dead!
Robbie Coltrane sadly passed away a few months ago"Indeed sadly .. Boo knew its just her dark humour haha | |||
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"Just for info purposes we are nearly on 80 fine folk for this one with over 2 weeks to go .. Thankyou all
Going to be a cracker
I don't think Hagrid is attending sadly
Say what you lost me
Cracker .. Hagrid .. Haha
I hope not his fucking dead!
Robbie Coltrane sadly passed away a few months ago
Indeed sadly .. Boo knew its just her dark humour haha "No, I said it how I said it, because I don't want a dead person turning up at the social! There was no humour to my comment! | |||
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"What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods, but if they eat it they'll be in trouble. " Someone else told me this joke yesterday! | |||
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"Having a night practicing for the social with the lovely fruity, see you soon....beauts "Booby huggles (*)(*) | |||
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"morning x" Good morning atleast im not the only one up at silly o'oclock lol | |||
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"If he can't accept your fruit jokes-you need to let that mango... 13 days to go "Terrible | |||
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"morning x" Buenos Dias | |||
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"morning x Buenos Dias "Buenas noches! | |||
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"morning x Buenos Dias
Buenas noches!"Indeed kind chap | |||
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"It's next week "Can't believe how fast its come around x | |||
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"It's next week "We can’t wait, counting the days to catch up with friends old & new | |||
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"If your American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside the Bathroom? European "I don't get it  | |||
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"It's next week
Can't believe how fast its come around x"It sure has | |||
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"It's next week
We can’t wait, counting the days to catch up with friends old & new "Who are you two ? | |||
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"If your American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside the Bathroom? European
I don't get it "Thick as pig shit Grumpy! European = U R Peeing in the bathroom! And you reckon you was on a TV show for intelligent people! Ha | |||
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"It's next week
We can’t wait, counting the days to catch up with friends old & new
Who are you two ? "Don’t worry, we’ll just sit in the corner and be quiet | |||
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"If your American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside the Bathroom? European
I don't get it
Thick as pig shit Grumpy!
European = U R Peeing in the bathroom!
And you reckon you was on a TV show for intelligent people!
Ha "We got there in the end haha | |||
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"It's next week
We can’t wait, counting the days to catch up with friends old & new
Who are you two ?
Don’t worry, we’ll just sit in the corner and be quiet "Yeah right | |||
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"To be fair, that was a terrible joke! "Mine was mild compared to some of the other jokes ..... | |||
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"To be fair, that was a terrible joke!
Mine was mild compared to some of the other jokes ....."And where has our daily joke countdown women gone ... AWOL again | |||
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"How are a woman and a bar comparable- liquor in the front, poker in the back.... 11 days to go "And she's back | |||
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"How are a woman and a bar comparable- liquor in the front, poker in the back.... 11 days to go
And she's back "Yeah sporadic Compy atm | |||
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"How are a woman and a bar comparable- liquor in the front, poker in the back.... 11 days to go
And she's back
Yeah sporadic Compy atm "Totally unacceptable | |||
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"A word from the wise. No matter how good the hand soap smells- never walk out of the toilet sniffing your hands... 10 days to go " | |||
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"A word from the wise. No matter how good the hand soap smells- never walk out of the toilet sniffing your hands... 10 days to go "Ewwww Compo | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know "Well that’s warmer than I’m getting for after 18.00 - 9/10c, won’t notice after a while | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know
Well that’s warmer than I’m getting for after 18.00 - 9/10c, won’t notice after a while "Nah we deffo won't notice | |||
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"This will be our first Northampton social, looking forward to seeing you all x" Hope you enjoy it | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know "At least you won't slip up in the rain then grumps...  | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know
At least you won't slip up in the rain then grumps... "Admin can we get the middle finger emoji sorted please | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know
At least you won't slip up in the rain then grumps...
Admin can we get the middle finger emoji sorted please "You could use it as a stabiliser third leg then | |||
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"Southampton meets Northampton lol "Sadly no beaches here though | |||
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"Early Weather reports are good .. 15 degrees and 0% chance of Rain .. Useless information I know
At least you won't slip up in the rain then grumps...
Admin can we get the middle finger emoji sorted please
You could use it as a stabiliser third leg then "Cheeky Mare | |||
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"Southampton meets Northampton lol
Sadly no beaches here though "The ones around here aren't worth bothering with to be fair lol | |||
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"After 10 years of marriage, I finally found my wife's G Spot- turns out it's in the same place, as her mother's... 9 days to go " | |||
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"Why did the ghost not go to the party? He had no body to go with.... "Oh dear | |||
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"Why did the ghost not go to the party? He had no body to go with....
Oh dear "That was one of my better ones lol | |||
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"Southampton meets Northampton lol "If its rugby we are ok By the wsy its saints v saints. | |||
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"After 10 years of marriage, I finally found my wife's G Spot- turns out it's in the same place, as her mother's... 9 days to go "Why did I laugh? | |||
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"Why did the ghost not go to the party? He had no body to go with....
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That was one of my better ones lol"Oh | |||
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"I lost my job at the keyboard factory- I wasn't putting enough shifts in..." An extra one today haha | |||
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"morning bump x" Ta | |||
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"What do you do when a bird shits on your windscreen- don't ask her out again... 8 days to go "OK I mildly chuckled at that one | |||
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"Room for 1 more solo F? " Yes of course .. I'll pop you on the list | |||
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"Room for 1 more solo F? " Power tools, it's the future | |||
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"Room for 1 more solo F? Power tools, it's the future "We aren't going to B&Q on the way to the venue!! (No offence Eden ) | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go "This time in a week, we’ll be tucking into a full english (well my version) before making our way So looking forward to it | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go
This time in a week, we’ll be tucking into a full english (well my version) before making our way
So looking forward to it "Excellent | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go
This time in a week, we’ll be tucking into a full english (well my version) before making our way
So looking forward to it
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"Its only 7 days to go
This time in a week, we’ll be tucking into a full english (well my version) before making our way
So looking forward to it
Excellent
Surely you mean eggcellent..."Oh dear they get worse | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go
This time in a week, we’ll be tucking into a full english (well my version) before making our way
So looking forward to it
Excellent
Surely you mean eggcellent...
Oh dear they get worse "Scrambling for egg based yolks.... | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go
This time in a week, we’ll be tucking into a full english (well my version) before making our way
So looking forward to it
Excellent
Surely you mean eggcellent..."Or possibly egg-shell ent?
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"Its only 7 days to go "I thought I had longer! I better start my diet……. Tomorrow | |||
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"Its only 7 days to go
I thought I had longer!
I better start my diet……. Tomorrow "Nah sod that haha | |||
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"FYI .. All attendees will be messaged on Tuesday regarding final venue details " | |||
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"FYI .. All attendees will be messaged on Tuesday regarding final venue details
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"FYI .. All attendees will be messaged on Tuesday regarding final venue details "Whoop Whoop What did the O say to the Q- dude your dick is out... | |||
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"FOMO "Get your arse on a train then | |||
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"FOMO
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"FOMO
Get your arse on a train then
You’re gonna be there though "I shall be there too | |||
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"FOMO
Get your arse on a train then
You’re gonna be there though "You don't need to keep making out you don't like me, everyone loves Boo eventually | |||
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"FOMO
Get your arse on a train then "What Boo said ^ | |||
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"You guys aren’t really selling it to me "Rude ! | |||
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"FYI .. All attendees will be messaged on Tuesday regarding final venue details
Whoop Whoop
What did the O say to the Q- dude your dick is out..."I had to read that a few times until the penny dropped  tired mind | |||
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