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By *oo hot OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West

Well done to Chris Grey for absolutely nailing the nonsensical doublespeak that has been, and will continue to be at the heart of Brexit logic...

"

· The UK is a big economy, so is bound to get a good Brexit trade deal AND the EU is useless at making trade deals with big economies

· The EU needs us more than we need them AND the EU is bound to punish us for leaving

· Because the EU will give us a great deal, that proves it’s right to leave AND because the EU didn’t give us a great deal that proves it’s right to leave

· The UK-EU negotiations will be quick and easy AND the EU is slow and lumbering

· Germany always tells the EU what to do AND the EU can never decide what to do because it has to get the agreement of all its members

· We will threaten the EU with ‘no deal’ to get what we want AND a ‘no-deal Brexit’ would have no adverse consequences

· We don’t need a trade agreement with the EU, WTO terms are fine AND we must make trade deals with other countries rather than trade on WTO terms

· The EU is a bully AND the EU is weak and on the point of collapse

· Brexit will make us more global AND Brexit will protect local traditions and businesses

· Brexit will lead to a glorious future AND Brexit will reclaim the past

· Brexit will change everything AND most things will go on as usual

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well done to Chris Grey for absolutely nailing the nonsensical doublespeak that has been, and will continue to be at the heart of Brexit logic...

"

· The UK is a big economy, so is bound to get a good Brexit trade deal AND the EU is useless at making trade deals with big economies

· The EU needs us more than we need them AND the EU is bound to punish us for leaving

· Because the EU will give us a great deal, that proves it’s right to leave AND because the EU didn’t give us a great deal that proves it’s right to leave

· The UK-EU negotiations will be quick and easy AND the EU is slow and lumbering

· Germany always tells the EU what to do AND the EU can never decide what to do because it has to get the agreement of all its members

· We will threaten the EU with ‘no deal’ to get what we want AND a ‘no-deal Brexit’ would have no adverse consequences

· We don’t need a trade agreement with the EU, WTO terms are fine AND we must make trade deals with other countries rather than trade on WTO terms

· The EU is a bully AND the EU is weak and on the point of collapse

· Brexit will make us more global AND Brexit will protect local traditions and businesses

· Brexit will lead to a glorious future AND Brexit will reclaim the past

· Brexit will change everything AND most things will go on as usual

""

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By *ackal1Couple  over a year ago

Manchester


"Well done to Chris Grey for absolutely nailing the nonsensical doublespeak that has been, and will continue to be at the heart of Brexit logic...

"

· The UK is a big economy, so is bound to get a good Brexit trade deal AND the EU is useless at making trade deals with big economies

· The EU needs us more than we need them AND the EU is bound to punish us for leaving

· Because the EU will give us a great deal, that proves it’s right to leave AND because the EU didn’t give us a great deal that proves it’s right to leave

· The UK-EU negotiations will be quick and easy AND the EU is slow and lumbering

· Germany always tells the EU what to do AND the EU can never decide what to do because it has to get the agreement of all its members

· We will threaten the EU with ‘no deal’ to get what we want AND a ‘no-deal Brexit’ would have no adverse consequences

· We don’t need a trade agreement with the EU, WTO terms are fine AND we must make trade deals with other countries rather than trade on WTO terms

· The EU is a bully AND the EU is weak and on the point of collapse

· Brexit will make us more global AND Brexit will protect local traditions and businesses

· Brexit will lead to a glorious future AND Brexit will reclaim the past

· Brexit will change everything AND most things will go on as usual

""

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By *ovebjsMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Time we stopped obsessing about the EU and just got on with things they are old news now.

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By *oo hot OP   Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Time we stopped obsessing about the EU and just got on with things they are old news now.

"

What? The Government is trying to renegotiate its own Brexit deal.

It’s like

We have negotiated a great Brexit deal with the EU AND we need the EU to stop adhering to the Great Brexit deal because it is working too well for them in N Ireland.

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By *oi_LucyCouple  over a year ago

Barbados


"Time we stopped obsessing about the EU and just got on with things they are old news now.

"

But it’s not “old news”, is it? Literally every day there is yet another “brexit benefit” revealed. The government is cutting social safety nets yet we spunked away hundreds of billions of pounds needlessly on Brexit.

-Matt

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By *ovebjsMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Time we stopped obsessing about the EU and just got on with things they are old news now.

What? The Government is trying to renegotiate its own Brexit deal.

It’s like

We have negotiated a great Brexit deal with the EU AND we need the EU to stop adhering to the Great Brexit deal because it is working too well for them in N Ireland."

Just goes to show what a huge cartel the EU really is,

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By *ovebjsMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Also might as well ask the EU who pay other countries to push back migrants and asylum seeks by force from entering Europe but then criticise the UK for pushing back migrants that are crossing the Chanel from a safe country

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By *oi_LucyCouple  over a year ago

Barbados


"Time we stopped obsessing about the EU and just got on with things they are old news now.

What? The Government is trying to renegotiate its own Brexit deal.

It’s like

We have negotiated a great Brexit deal with the EU AND we need the EU to stop adhering to the Great Brexit deal because it is working too well for them in N Ireland.

Just goes to show what a huge cartel the EU really is, "

So what? “We hold all the cards”, remember?

Or are you deliberately trying to prove the OP right?

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well done to Chris Grey for absolutely nailing the nonsensical doublespeak that has been, and will continue to be at the heart of Brexit logic...

"

· The UK is a big economy, so is bound to get a good Brexit trade deal AND the EU is useless at making trade deals with big economies

· The EU needs us more than we need them AND the EU is bound to punish us for leaving

· Because the EU will give us a great deal, that proves it’s right to leave AND because the EU didn’t give us a great deal that proves it’s right to leave

· The UK-EU negotiations will be quick and easy AND the EU is slow and lumbering

· Germany always tells the EU what to do AND the EU can never decide what to do because it has to get the agreement of all its members

· We will threaten the EU with ‘no deal’ to get what we want AND a ‘no-deal Brexit’ would have no adverse consequences

· We don’t need a trade agreement with the EU, WTO terms are fine AND we must make trade deals with other countries rather than trade on WTO terms

· The EU is a bully AND the EU is weak and on the point of collapse

· Brexit will make us more global AND Brexit will protect local traditions and businesses

· Brexit will lead to a glorious future AND Brexit will reclaim the past

· Brexit will change everything AND most things will go on as usual

""

Love it!!!

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By *or Fox SakeCouple  over a year ago

Thornaby


"Time we stopped obsessing about the EU and just got on with things they are old news now.

What? The Government is trying to renegotiate its own Brexit deal.

It’s like

We have negotiated a great Brexit deal with the EU AND we need the EU to stop adhering to the Great Brexit deal because it is working too well for them in N Ireland.

Just goes to show what a huge cartel the EU really is,

So what? “We hold all the cards”, remember?

Or are you deliberately trying to prove the OP right?

-Matt"

On closer inspection the cards turned out to be

Mr Bun the baker

A Pokémon card

And an Italia 90 pannini sticker

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By *oi_LucyCouple  over a year ago

Barbados


"Time we stopped obsessing about the EU and just got on with things they are old news now.

What? The Government is trying to renegotiate its own Brexit deal.

It’s like

We have negotiated a great Brexit deal with the EU AND we need the EU to stop adhering to the Great Brexit deal because it is working too well for them in N Ireland.

Just goes to show what a huge cartel the EU really is,

So what? “We hold all the cards”, remember?

Or are you deliberately trying to prove the OP right?

-Matt

On closer inspection the cards turned out to be

Mr Bun the baker

A Pokémon card

And an Italia 90 pannini sticker"

Certainly a pack of jokers in no. 10.

-Matt

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