FabSwingers.com > Forums > Scotland > Favourite 5 words to hear in the bedroom

Favourite 5 words to hear in the bedroom

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I will start this off:

I can still taste her

Put it in my ass

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"So I will start this off:

I can still taste her

Put it in my ass"
Your brother was much better

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please don't waaft the douve

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My period has just started.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I'll sleep on the couch, youv done really well and need a wee rest.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breakfast in bed for you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ightimefun2Couple over a year ago

stirling

You are an absolute stallion - Mr ntf

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ine of BootyCouple over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester

Stop stealing the fucking covers...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Can we do this again?

Does it get any bigger?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sister take it all lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink-KameraMan over a year ago

Livingston

That's that for another year

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ettercallsaul118Man over a year ago

Funtown

Is that all you have

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's your tea and brownies.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do u want a fryup?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That ceiling is needing painted

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell, that is huge!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do me up the bum"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's do that again

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a fart or did you kick the dog

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eefyBangerMan over a year ago

edinburgh

I’ll make you a sandwich

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll sleep on the couch, youv done really well and need a wee rest."

you have more problems than that

like counting to 5

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Tain

Was that the front door?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *methyst4UWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

Your pussy tastes so sweet

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *assy LassieWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You want to do what....its a yes from me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Fukkkk, never been so good

See you again tonight

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Wanna go out my treat

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a bacon sandwich now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a bacon sandwich now "

Do you have rolls

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *dinguyxxMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sorry, what's your name again

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You want to do what....its a yes from me

superb!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn that bloody light off

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Thanks for breaking with lockdown.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ill67Man over a year ago

alloa

your better than your mum

lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Night night, here's the remote".

Mandy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here’s a few good things to hear in the bedroom or any room ....

Yes I will stop talking.

I have brought you beer.

Meet my best friend Lucy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"your better than your mum

lol "

You're better than your daughter...

You're better then your granddaughter

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Mind if she joins us?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep well and sweet dreams

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nottygirlWoman over a year ago

Glasgowshire

You're gonna get it hard

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ering SeaMan over a year ago

Penicuik

Your gonna get fucking rattled

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nottygirlWoman over a year ago

Glasgowshire

I'm right up you babe

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Shall i make you breakfast

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turn that bloody light off "

superb

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not half the man your mother was

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ill-Ian KissesCouple over a year ago

Somewhere over there

Let’s try that position again!

(Purely experimental ofc)

Millie

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don’t agree with oral sex keep your mouth shut !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, I charged your wand.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *awaiianguyMan over a year ago

East Ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 01/05/20 17:04:54]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *awaiianguyMan over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Have you done this before

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nottygirlWoman over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Will you marry me tomorrow?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These instructions make no sense

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ink-KameraMan over a year ago

Livingston

Be quick I have School

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ncognito!Woman over a year ago

falkirk

Poached eggs on toast lovely?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might need to get you a fanny tuck but we will keep it tight lipped the now

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ignore the alarm, its Saturday.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nottygirlWoman over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Turn onto your side honey

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I'd like to hear.....

Yes, cum on my face.

Anal's not just for birthdays.

I'll lie on wet patch

It is from Victoria's secret

Go to Amsterdam with lads

This is Carol from Zumba

Ride me like a racehorse

Let's watch porn during sex

What i actually hear....

Move over, face the wall.

Don't wipe cock on curtains!

Have you got my pillows?

Don't eat crisps in bed!

No more eating Bombay mix!

But 14 cushions look nice!

I've just washed the sheets!

Try cutting your toenails regularly.

The fuckin condom has burst.

I always wear my onesie

Lets buy two single beds.

Mr....obviously!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *abulous fingersMan over a year ago

bo’ness

Theres 5029 artex bumps on your ceiling

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to fuck you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want a cuppa

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your twin sister said Yes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *othianGuy41Man over a year ago

Eureka

Who the hell are you?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Will be better after surgery.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yer maw is a Belter

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/05/20 13:32:17]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What I'd like to hear.....

Yes, cum on my face.

Anal's not just for birthdays.

I'll lie on wet patch

It is from Victoria's secret

Go to Amsterdam with lads

This is Carol from Zumba

Ride me like a racehorse

Let's watch porn during sex

What i actually hear....

Move over, face the wall.

Don't wipe cock on curtains!

Have you got my pillows?

Don't eat crisps in bed!

No more eating Bombay mix!

But 14 cushions look nice!

I've just washed the sheets!

Try cutting your toenails regularly.

The fuckin condom has burst.

I always wear my onesie

Lets buy two single beds.

Mr....obviously!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *4pu55yMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Take me up the arse

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *4pu55yMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Harder, harder, yes, harder, yes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

You're the best fuck, ... ever!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *elboy321Man over a year ago

Paisley

That was nice, thank you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Thank you. Cash or cheque?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring me the strap on

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *andyman1963Man over a year ago

ayr

Who's that going to satisfy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eefyBangerMan over a year ago

edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 02/05/20 19:05:51]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want a sandwich

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *nottygirlWoman over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Oh fuck, what a mess

A shy friend's experience today

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh fuck, what a mess

A shy friend's experience today

Sounds like he spilled something?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What I'd like to hear.....

Yes, cum on my face.

Anal's not just for birthdays.

I'll lie on wet patch

It is from Victoria's secret

Go to Amsterdam with lads

This is Carol from Zumba

Ride me like a racehorse

Let's watch porn during sex

What i actually hear....

Move over, face the wall.

Don't wipe cock on curtains!

Have you got my pillows?

Don't eat crisps in bed!

No more eating Bombay mix!

But 14 cushions look nice!

I've just washed the sheets!

Try cutting your toenails regularly.

The fuckin condom has burst.

I always wear my onesie

Lets buy two single beds.

Mr....obviously!

Funny as feck

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have pizza and wine

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iimonMan over a year ago

glasgow

Awe that were crackin love!

What you mean your done?

Where do you want it?

Let me catch my breath

It doesn't normally do that

That doesn't go in there

Don't worry I washed it

What is that fucking smell

Lay back and eat this

Siimon

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thank you very much sir!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have pizza and wine

The perfect night in!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic