We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "
Turning the oven on for dinner,sitting waiting for it to cook in the oven only to discover I preheated the oven but didn't actually put the dinner in an hour after I thought I had 
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment? Turning the oven on for dinner,sitting waiting for it to cook in the oven only to discover I preheated the oven but didn't actually put the dinner in an hour after I thought I had
used hair spray as deoderant & vice versa "
Oh no! So long as it wasn't Christmas Dinner or similar for all the family.
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "
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"Most embarrassing one was throwing out the TV remote on bin emptying day because I thought it was broke, when I was asked if I'd tried changing the batteries I felt really blonde lol "
Don't be silly. Of course it wasn't the batteries. Honest! |
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment?
I think the poor man was set up. "
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"Most embarrassing one was throwing out the TV remote on bin emptying day because I thought it was broke, when I was asked if I'd tried changing the batteries I felt really blonde lol
Don't be silly. Of course it wasn't the batteries. Honest! "
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "
Does remind me of a story a woman told me years ago.
Her man came home pished and used too eat the fridge.
One morning he woke up and announced that CHEESE SPREAD she bought was SHITE.
He had ate a packet of crackers with CANESTEN Thrush cream |
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Years ago son had chickenpox. Had all the usual stuff.
Anyway I had heartburn one night and in the dark, in my defence, I went for the Gaviscon. Yeah u guessed it full mouthful of calomine lotion. Chalky mouth for hours.
Blamed it on baby brain, he was 4, lol x  |
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment? "
Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt |
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FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need
people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are
just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will..
And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
I do number 5 alllllll the time |
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"FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need
people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are
just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will..
And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
I do number 5 alllllll the time "
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"How many have finished dinner and went to put the dishes in the sink and started walking upstairs into the bedroom and thought "what the f@ck am I doing here?" "
Lmao probably more of us than you'd expect |
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment?
Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt"
Just remember that the people that saw you are not laughing with you... |
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment?
Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt
Just remember that the people that saw you are not laughing with you... "
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"We've all had them and age isn't always a factor. It could be something like going into a room for a specific reason but then forgetting what it was when you got there.
My Father in Law, who was staying with us, was getting ready for bed. He returned to the living room, where we were, and announced very dramatically "I've just had a senior moment. I've just cleaned my teeth. With Deep Heat." Obviously we'd left the tube on the sink.
What's your most embarrassing senior moment?
Not embarrassing just annoying more than athing. Left work with staff pass and office keys drove back dropped them off returned home to find out I still had the radio on my belt
Just remember that the people that saw you are not laughing with you...
Oh I know!"
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"FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need
people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are
just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will..
And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
I do number 5 alllllll the time "
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