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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh heck….way too many to mention.
A few pub glasses over the years
A plant
A mans shoe
A pair of boxers
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Did the shoe and the boxers, belong to the same lucky man  |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh heck….way too many to mention.
A few pub glasses over the years
A plant
A mans shoe
A pair of boxers
Did the shoe and the boxers, belong to the same lucky man "
No.
To be fair it was yrs ago and different nights out.
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"When I lived in a flat with 2 female friends we always returned from nightsout with toilet rolls in our bags. Can't remember ever having to buy any.
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I always end up with a toilet roll in my bag, just in case I go to a toilet with none lol  |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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A guy was getting his driveway done just up from my parents house years ago.i overhears my Father saying "that reminds me I need too buy a bag of white sand for in-between the patio slabs"
A Halloween night in Smiths in West Nile Street in the mid 80s .4 of us dressed as the Muskateers.
Anyway, heading home out the Taxi I grabbed a bag of the guys sand and carried it to my parents.
Next morning..the guy is chatting too my parents about it because there was a slight hole in the bottom of the bag. There was a line of sand from his driveway to my parents.
For a while after that my mates said ..feck here's Guy Fawkes coming haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Salt and pepper shakers lol and once a trolley ( well why should a slightly tipsy lady run the risk of falling and cutting her knees. It was an already abandoned one before anyone takes the hump at me borrowing a poor trolley. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild "
I don’t know why but this made me laugh more than it should lol |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild "
Can you pick me up some crowd control barriers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild
Can you pick me up some crowd control barriers?"
You need them for your admirers am guessing |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild
Can you pick me up some crowd control barriers?
You need them for your admirers am guessing "
Nah. Just need stern words for that. Or drop my pants.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild
Can you pick me up some crowd control barriers?
You need them for your admirers am guessing
Nah. Just need stern words for that. Or drop my pants. "
Oooer mine slipped a bit at that lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild "
You must have some size of spare room!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild
Can you pick me up some crowd control barriers?"
Actually we did take them but not when we were d*unk but also helped ourselves to scaffolding and building supplies lol we had the best hair/treehouse in history we had three levels a tv lights a radiator !! When they eventually came to take it down the brought in a jcb lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild
Can you pick me up some crowd control barriers?
Actually we did take them but not when we were d*unk but also helped ourselves to scaffolding and building supplies lol we had the best hair/treehouse in history we had three levels a tv lights a radiator !! When they eventually came to take it down the brought in a jcb lol "
Not hair *hauf |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild "
Oh dear. You don’t do things by half do ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A kids trike
Beer glasses
A jäger sign
A jäger mini fridge tap thing
Specials board
Christmas light bulbs
A hoodie
Four umbrellas
Inflatable man
Traffic humps ahead sign
Traffic 20 sign
Trafffic orange flashy lights for the top of cones (12)
A beer keg or three
A motnorke
That’s the ones I can remember lol we were a bit wild
Oh dear. You don’t do things by half do ya! "
Thinking about it now I’m like omg lol if it wasn’t locked down it was fair game lol we even took a steam roller a trip down the main road as kids honestly don’t know how my mum never had a nervous breakdown some of the shut we did lol we weren’t malicious we had a lot of ingenuity even back then lol was always destined to be an engineer lol and a little bit nutty |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and a little bit nutty
You’re no wrong there!  "
Gotta love a bit of fruit and nut keeps things exciting not quite a bunny boiler tho defo not some mad psycho lol I do have some decorum left in me honest lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy was getting his driveway done just up from my parents house years ago.i overhears my Father saying "that reminds me I need too buy a bag of white sand for in-between the patio slabs"
A Halloween night in Smiths in West Nile Street in the mid 80s .4 of us dressed as the Muskateers.
Anyway, heading home out the Taxi I grabbed a bag of the guys sand and carried it to my parents.
Next morning..the guy is chatting too my parents about it because there was a slight hole in the bottom of the bag. There was a line of sand from his driveway to my parents.
For a while after that my mates said ..feck here's Guy Fawkes coming haha
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Pmsl, busted a belter |
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Multiple road cones
Flashy attachments for them
Various road signs
A full headlight housing for a mini (original, not the fancy new ones). I didn't have a mini.
A homeless person (was probably coldest night of the year and he was struggling). Real shock in the morning finding someone sleeping in front of the fire and neither of us could remember why. |
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"I have a very long list, but the one that stands out is a cat."
Hahaha I did that in Spain lol was visiting my pal and this wee stray followed me home and my pal had stayed out and her dad was away that weekend so I figured I’ll take it in give it a wee drop food etc then put it out into the secure garage in a box etc see if there was a shelter in the morning, but no I fell asleep my pal came back decided she was keeping it lol hid it for about a week while it pissed and shit everywhere lol her dad eventually found out after I was back in uk lol kitten ended up with one of her dads work colleagues though lol
Come to think of it my exes are a bit like strays I lick them up cause I feel sorry for them then they proverbaly shit all over you lol |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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"I have a very long list, but the one that stands out is a cat.
Hahaha I did that in Spain lol was visiting my pal and this wee stray followed me home and my pal had stayed out and her dad was away that weekend so I figured I’ll take it in give it a wee drop food etc then put it out into the secure garage in a box etc see if there was a shelter in the morning, but no I fell asleep my pal came back decided she was keeping it lol hid it for about a week while it pissed and shit everywhere lol her dad eventually found out after I was back in uk lol kitten ended up with one of her dads work colleagues though lol
Come to think of it my exes are a bit like strays I lick them up cause I feel sorry for them then they proverbaly shit all over you lol "
Why do you pick you're Exs up because you feel sorry for them ?
Surely, an Ex is an Ex for a reason ?
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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"Well they weren’t an ex when I met them at first "
No, I presume not. You said you compared you're Exs to stray cats, you pick them up because you feel sorry for them.
Why do you feel sorry for them ?
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