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"we would just be very unpolite and leave,,,lol i agree, pics with washing drying in background, clothes over the floor,, manky skirtings, peeling wallpaper, kids pics in the background, pics being taken in kids room all give us the heave, we cannot believe some users here think pics of this nature are acceptable no matter who the subject matter is! " Feck , whose got dial-a-cleans number lol | |||
"we would just be very unpolite and leave,,,lol i agree, pics with washing drying in background, clothes over the floor,, manky skirtings, peeling wallpaper, kids pics in the background, pics being taken in kids room all give us the heave, we cannot believe some users here think pics of this nature are acceptable no matter who the subject matter is! Feck , whose got dial-a-cleans number lol" lol,,,we wud visit you guys,,YOU SHOWER,,,,,lol and there is no mould in yer grout!!!! | |||
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"Would be peeved if my skirting boards caused meet cancelation,,lol" really,,,would you go to a house where there is food stuck to skirtings??? we have saw the pics on here,,,,fuckin heaving,,,the way we see it is, if the house is humming, then so is the goods. maybe we are just too tidy and clean,,,,lol | |||
"Would be peeved if my skirting boards caused meet cancelation,,lol" ill come clean for you b4 pmsl xxxxxxx | |||
"Away to check backrounds on pics haha x" your safe,,,just done it,,,lol | |||
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"loving this post i was always taught to check out the toilet if its a clean pan then its a clean house just a untidy one lol and hate pics ppl send with crap lying all over the floors xxxxx wouldnt sleep or play on a dirty bed and would not expect someone to come to mine with out it being a clean bed and always ask someone to re-shower when they come to mine if they dont want to then no play lol ocd or what lol xxxx brennie xxx" also a very good way of stripping your guests,,,lol clever. no excuse for some of the things in pics,,,lopl | |||
"we would just be very unpolite and leave,,,lol i agree, pics with washing drying in background, clothes over the floor,, manky skirtings, peeling wallpaper, kids pics in the background, pics being taken in kids room all give us the heave, we cannot believe some users here think pics of this nature are acceptable no matter who the subject matter is! Mmmm a thought lol , you've not seen the loofa lol Feck , whose got dial-a-cleans number lollol,,,we wud visit you guys,,YOU SHOWER,,,,,lol and there is no mould in yer grout!!!!"   | |||
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"we would just be very unpolite and leave,,,lol i agree, pics with washing drying in background, clothes over the floor,, manky skirtings, peeling wallpaper, kids pics in the background, pics being taken in kids room all give us the heave, we cannot believe some users here think pics of this nature are acceptable no matter who the subject matter is! Feck , whose got dial-a-cleans number lollol,,,we wud visit you guys,,YOU SHOWER,,,,,lol and there is no mould in yer grout!!!!" Mmmmm a nice thought lol, Oi wheres the grout | |||
"Would be peeved if my skirting boards caused meet cancelation,,lol ill come clean for you b4 pmsl xxxxxxx" Cleaned, and indeed sanded down,,,(holds out the paint n brush for ya),,lol  | |||
"would not expect someone to come to mine with out it being a clean bed and always ask someone to re-shower when they come to mine if they dont want to then no play lol ocd or what lol xxxx brennie xxx" As long as the towel is clean lol - am tempted to carry my own with me! Have seem some that would go down well in the Men Behaving Badly set | |||
"Would be peeved if my skirting boards caused meet cancelation,,lol ill come clean for you b4 pmsl xxxxxxx Cleaned, and indeed sanded down,,,(holds out the paint n brush for ya),,lol "dont push ya luck im a good scrubber no a painter pmsl xxxxxxx | |||
"would not expect someone to come to mine with out it being a clean bed and always ask someone to re-shower when they come to mine if they dont want to then no play lol ocd or what lol xxxx brennie xxx As long as the towel is clean lol - am tempted to carry my own with me! Have seem some that would go down well in the Men Behaving Badly set" my towels are always clean lol and white not grey lol xxxxx | |||
I agree though i hate having to wipe my feet on the way out  | |||
"You don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire
I agree though i hate having to wipe my feet on the way out "hahahahaha not if you run lol xxxxx you wont have time to wipe ya feet lol xxxx | |||
"You don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire
I agree though i hate having to wipe my feet on the way out
hahahahaha not if you run lol xxxxx you wont have time to wipe ya feet lol xxxx"At the risk of my car being on bricks i had no option but to cum and go lol  | |||
"You don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire
I agree though i hate having to wipe my feet on the way out "you should, just incase the carriage clock falls on yer napper,,,lol | |||
"we would just be very unpolite and leave,,,lol i agree, pics with washing drying in background, clothes over the floor,, manky skirtings, peeling wallpaper, kids pics in the background, pics being taken in kids room all give us the heave, we cannot believe some users here think pics of this nature are acceptable no matter who the subject matter is! Feck , whose got dial-a-cleans number lollol,,,we wud visit you guys,,YOU SHOWER,,,,,lol and there is no mould in yer grout!!!! Mmmmm a nice thought lol, Oi wheres the grout" im guessing between your tiles,,,,,unless you used hubba bubba,,,,lol | |||
"you should, just incase the carriage clock falls on yer napper,,,lol" That's why i never turn my back on a woman | |||
"You don't look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire
I agree though i hate having to wipe my feet on the way out
hahahahaha not if you run lol xxxxx you wont have time to wipe ya feet lol xxxx
At the risk of my car being on bricks i had no option but to cum and go lol "pmsl xxxxxx | |||
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"Turned up to a house for a meet that wouldnt have looked out of place of A Life Of Grime. This place was beyond description. Just turned and left without a word" i dont get it, didnt u see pics, cam, was there no tell tale signs?? | |||
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"Turned up to a house for a meet that wouldnt have looked out of place of A Life Of Grime. This place was beyond description. Just turned and left without a word" yeah thanks for letting us down..we saw you run whilst looking through the hole in the net curtains lol We had dug out the best cup without chips in as well!  | |||
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Said i wasnt feeling too good then left...Not looking at anything else incase it made me dry boak...and yes....they were from this Site  | |||
"Did you do any of the cats bud All that pussy in the one bed lucky man" Dunno who squirted and gave me a mouthful lol - actually yuk! | |||
"right am off tae claen ma bog lol "lmao yer toilet is always clean coz i do it lol xxxxx kidding lol ur a clean man wie a clean hoose xxxxx | |||
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"always prepare well for a meet, house always clean and tidy as with myself. Sure even Aggie and Kim would have no hesitation in coming here for 3some "jesus that kim would eat u alive shes a man eater with a drink in her lol
But have to agree can handle messy but definatley not dirty boakkkkkk | |||
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"Is it just me or do others also find turning up for meets at dirty houses off-putting. I'm not in the least snobby and appreciate the pressures on folk juggling jobs, families and houses but a wee bit of effort would be appreciated! Turned up for a meet yesterday (not from the site) and the lady was lovely. But was led to a room with dirty washing all over the place, cups, cans and glasses on cabinets, filthy windows and 3 cats wandering about the room and lying on the bed. Of course I did lol but you shouldn't have to worry about where you put your hand or foot. And as for taking a shower after. " did you play ? | |||
"did you play ?" "Of course I did lol" He didn't look at the mantelpiece either lol | |||
"did you play ? Of course I did lol He didn't look at the mantelpiece either lol " I missed the 'of course, I did'
that is more bloody shocking that the dirty sheets | |||
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"did you play ? Of course I did lol He didn't look at the mantelpiece either lol
I missed the 'of course, I did'
that is more bloody shocking that the dirty sheets"Just no pleasing some folk eh, he get's his nat king cole and moans | |||
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"I LOVE a good dirty meet..... "NAW | |||
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"I LOVE a good dirty meet.....
NAW " | |||
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"What's wrong with Dirty "Must be mad if your dirty | |||
"What's wrong with Dirty
Must be mad if your dirty "dont think me talking about that dirty | |||
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"Always always hoover dust clear up and put new bed sheets on, always! Have had people come and say who cares about the house its you i want.. but i couldnt relax without it being clean. G " can Remember you being very Dirty G  $
Auds x | |||
"Is it just me or do others also find turning up for meets at dirty houses off-putting. I'm not in the least snobby and appreciate the pressures on folk juggling jobs, families and houses but a wee bit of effort would be appreciated! Turned up for a meet yesterday (not from the site) and the lady was lovely. But was led to a room with dirty washing all over the place, cups, cans and glasses on cabinets, filthy windows and 3 cats wandering about the room and lying on the bed. Of course I did lol but you shouldn't have to worry about where you put your hand or foot. And as for taking a shower after. " I am not keen if its dirty at all. It doesn't have to be posh or in a great area but everyone should clean their house if they are expecting guests. | |||
"Turned up to a house for a meet that wouldnt have looked out of place of A Life Of Grime. This place was beyond description. Just turned and left without a wordi dont get it, didnt u see pics, cam, was there no tell tale signs?? " Did see pics but there were no tell tale signs. Glowing verifications aswell. Can only assume none of those meets were at her place. Honestly, I'm not exaggerating when I say I couldnt even begin to describe the sight or smell of this place. Even outside it was a decent enough set o flats but inside? Dear god. Actually pretty tragic that someone lives in that. | |||
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" There's no easy way to make excuses and leave is there ??? " yes.. I am sorry but there needs to be a connection before play and I don't feel it. I am going to leave but I wish you well, thanks | |||
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" There's no easy way to make excuses and leave is there ??? yes.. I am sorry but there needs to be a connection before play and I don't feel it. I am going to leave but I wish you well, thanks" well to be honest, if this person got you there and couldnt be arsed to tidy herself or place up then id be buggered if i was gonna be polite if id travelled to look at a council tip with a sheme rat living amongst it, i would say what i bloody felt and give them some hints and tips on hygiene!!! | |||
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" There's no easy way to make excuses and leave is there ??? yes.. I am sorry but there needs to be a connection before play and I don't feel it. I am going to leave but I wish you well, thanks well to be honest, if this person got you there and couldnt be arsed to tidy herself or place up then id be buggered if i was gonna be polite if id travelled to look at a council tip with a sheme rat living amongst it, i would say what i bloody felt and give them some hints and tips on hygiene!!! " cool, if you feel that is the best way for you, go for it | |||
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" There's no easy way to make excuses and leave is there ??? yes.. I am sorry but there needs to be a connection before play and I don't feel it. I am going to leave but I wish you well, thanks well to be honest, if this person got you there and couldnt be arsed to tidy herself or place up then id be buggered if i was gonna be polite if id travelled to look at a council tip with a sheme rat living amongst it, i would say what i bloody felt and give them some hints and tips on hygiene!!! " Scheme rat? can you elaborate on what you mean by that. | |||
"See, that's why I hardly ever meet....by the time I've cleaned, hoovered and changed the bed, I'm too bloody knackered for any any fun! "  | |||
" There's no easy way to make excuses and leave is there ??? yes.. I am sorry but there needs to be a connection before play and I don't feel it. I am going to leave but I wish you well, thanks well to be honest, if this person got you there and couldnt be arsed to tidy herself or place up then id be buggered if i was gonna be polite if id travelled to look at a council tip with a sheme rat living amongst it, i would say what i bloody felt and give them some hints and tips on hygiene!!! Scheme rat? can you elaborate on what you mean by that." You meet some of the nicet ppl in sheme lady And there home are perfect I came from sheme And a cleaner guy you not find here | |||
If anybody visits me, it's a Dyson, dust, dishes and duvet job. | |||
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"sometimes it may be as a result of a form of depression, help is often appropriate not condemnation" Plz can you help me xxxxx | |||
"sometimes it may be as a result of a form of depression, help is often appropriate not condemnation Plz can you help me xxxxx" now we both know, some are beyond help.... look at Mr Hedo | |||
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" There's no easy way to make excuses and leave is there ??? yes.. I am sorry but there needs to be a connection before play and I don't feel it. I am going to leave but I wish you well, thanks well to be honest, if this person got you there and couldnt be arsed to tidy herself or place up then id be buggered if i was gonna be polite if id travelled to look at a council tip with a sheme rat living amongst it, i would say what i bloody felt and give them some hints and tips on hygiene!!! Scheme rat? can you elaborate on what you mean by that. You meet some of the nicet ppl in sheme lady And there home are perfect I came from sheme And a cleaner guy you not find here " I know that i was brought up in one lol i was asking what the person meant by scheme rat !! | |||
"sometimes it may be as a result of a form of depression, help is often appropriate not condemnation Plz can you help me xxxxx now we both know, some are beyond help.... look at Mr Hedo "lmao ive got the ocd in cleaning and well hes just a fud lol beyond help lol xxxxxx | |||
"sometimes it may be as a result of a form of depression, help is often appropriate not condemnation" Agreed. At the risk of sounding callous the sight that I seen could surely only have been resided in by someone with some form of mental issue. It was way beyond lazy. | |||
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