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Woke up as the opposite sex
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First and probably most obvious ,masterbate, women have twice as many nerve endings down there apparently.After that, I would assume I would need to go shopping. I don’t own any women’s clothing, so I’ll need to get something that fits. I wouldn’t just get any clothing either. I would buy the sexxxiest little black dress and the most uncomfortable high heels I could find.And some big earings and a nice Birkin bag ,oh yeah really.
After spending a few hours learning how to walk in my new shoes without looking like I’m day d*unk, I would make my way to someone who knew how to do makeup. Considering I’ve never done it before, I could only imagine it wouldn’t look good, if it were left in my hands.Then id probably hang around a nice bar , let guy's by me drinks , let them think they have scored ,then quickly make my exit in a black hack .Then home to respond to every single male message on fab , of which there are hundreds .Then stick on Titanic and watch it and not feeling shamed  |
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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago
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"First and probably most obvious ,masterbate, women have twice as many nerve endings down there apparently.After that, I would assume I would need to go shopping. I don’t own any women’s clothing, so I’ll need to get something that fits. I wouldn’t just get any clothing either. I would buy the sexxxiest little black dress and the most uncomfortable high heels I could find.And some big earings and a nice Birkin bag ,oh yeah really.
After spending a few hours learning how to walk in my new shoes without looking like I’m day d*unk, I would make my way to someone who knew how to do makeup. Considering I’ve never done it before, I could only imagine it wouldn’t look good, if it were left in my hands.Then id probably hang around a nice bar , let guy's by me drinks , let them think they have scored ,then quickly make my exit in a black hack .Then home to respond to every single male message on fab , of which there are hundreds .Then stick on Titanic and watch it and not feeling shamed "
Wow ! This is not the first time you’ve considered this is it ?  |
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"First and probably most obvious ,masterbate, women have twice as many nerve endings down there apparently.After that, I would assume I would need to go shopping. I don’t own any women’s clothing, so I’ll need to get something that fits. I wouldn’t just get any clothing either. I would buy the sexxxiest little black dress and the most uncomfortable high heels I could find.And some big earings and a nice Birkin bag ,oh yeah really.
After spending a few hours learning how to walk in my new shoes without looking like I’m day d*unk, I would make my way to someone who knew how to do makeup. Considering I’ve never done it before, I could only imagine it wouldn’t look good, if it were left in my hands.Then id probably hang around a nice bar , let guy's by me drinks , let them think they have scored ,then quickly make my exit in a black hack .Then home to respond to every single male message on fab , of which there are hundreds .Then stick on Titanic and watch it and not feeling shamed
Wow ! This is not the first time you’ve considered this is it ? "
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"I’d defo have a wank to see what a male orgasm feels like.
I’m really good at describing things so you could give me one and I’d talk you through it…"
Let’s arrange that. In the name of research of course! |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
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"I’d defo have a wank to see what a male orgasm feels like.
I’m really good at describing things so you could give me one and I’d talk you through it…
Let’s arrange that. In the name of research of course!"
I love science! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wander around with a casual air of superiority for 24hrs, then breathe a sigh of relief when I swapped back to being a woman realising that I was, in fact, superior.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wander around with a casual air of superiority for 24hrs, then breathe a sigh of relief when I swapped back to being a woman realising that I was, in fact, superior...."
oooooffffftttt im burning ma bra as we speak |
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I'd phone in to work and explain that I had a day-long rigorous masturbation challenge to get on with. I would also explain that while I might only be off for the one day, I would probably be very tired when I returned the day after.
Then I'd stay at home playing with my tits and fanny all day. Wouldn't go to work at all, just masturbate and mibbe go out and see if I could turn some fella's head and get my new clunge pumped. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m sure every guy will agree here
The first thing we SHOULD do is use some hand cream. Then we will appreciate soft hands instead of a sand paper fingers. "
Good point.
The big fella used to have an 8 inch girth before I chafed it away. |
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"Wander around with a casual air of superiority for 24hrs, then breathe a sigh of relief when I swapped back to being a woman realising that I was, in fact, superior...."
Pretty much this with lots of self pleasure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I suppose if it's just 1 day I would be obliged to get up early, make brekkie for my OH , tidy house, do the dishes, make his dinner, sort out the washing and ironing, go to shops for the groceries, watch some shit on TV like say yes to the dress then fuck off to bed whilst moaning about what a lazy fuck my OH is.
All I can say is thank feck its just 1 day.
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"I suppose if it's just 1 day I would be obliged to get up early, make brekkie for my OH , tidy house, do the dishes, make his dinner, sort out the washing and ironing, go to shops for the groceries, watch some shit on TV like say yes to the dress then fuck off to bed whilst moaning about what a lazy fuck my OH is.
All I can say is thank feck its just 1 day.
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You forgot crash the car trying to park. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I suppose if it's just 1 day I would be obliged to get up early, make brekkie for my OH , tidy house, do the dishes, make his dinner, sort out the washing and ironing, go to shops for the groceries, watch some shit on TV like say yes to the dress then fuck off to bed whilst moaning about what a lazy fuck my OH is.
All I can say is thank feck its just 1 day.
You forgot crash the car trying to park. "
That's a terrible thing to say about women drivers. |
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She would probably spend all day playing with her brand new penis.
He, being a total-man-whore as it is, would spend an hour or two making a new profile with lots of pics, and then fuck everyone on the site that said yes (so not much different to now, except with a much higher success rate  ) |
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Plus you're not that unlucky with that sexy Mrs there!